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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Pomojema

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    Or he'll hook you up with a freaky, tentacular lie detector of doom! Which is graciously not canon to the Legends setting, which this comic is loosely based on.

    (Seriously, Disney, what was up with that scene?)
     
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    I just kept to the trailers this time. Going to see it on Sunday for the first time! :D
    Oh man... you're going to love the Act 1 ending (and the recent Prologue ending for Act 2). Those updates were something else!
    Endorsed!
     
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    I think some of the later trailers had them in there in the background, so you may have actually seen them and not even noticed!

    Anyway, I hope you dig the movie! Without giving anything away, let's just say that there's more to the ol' Hammerhead in Rogue One than being a mere background element. ;)
     
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    YOU might as well take ALL OF IT for such a RIDICULOUSLY EMBARRASSING STUNT.

    WHO the KRIFF FORCE PULLS A TREE INTO THEMSELVES?!

    SUCH a MAN DESERVES NO HONOURE
     
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    THIS!

    DOOP doesn't DESERVE any REST for the CRAP he's PULLED! There will be NO SLACKING under YOUR COMMAND! Have COLUMBO RUDELY WAKE HIM UP.
     
    #1785 teline, Dec 16, 2016
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    Lol :p
    (Rey got beaten by the tree:D)
     
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    [​IMG]

    You take a SAMPLE from some of that WEIRD PURPLE PLANT.

    FOR SCIENCE!

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    It's a REAL WONDER that CLANKUS doesn't DISAPPROVE YET.

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    You'd CHECK your MAIL to PASS the TIME, considering the fact that you haven't OPENED that CRAP for OVER HALF a YEAR, but for some reason, even with MODERN TECHNOLOGY, PORTABLE MAILBOX just don't EXIST.

    You POLITELY ASK COLUMBO to help you in WAKING UP DOOP. It's TIME to GET MOVING! There's a TASK to be DONE, MONEY to be MADE and you're STICKING to it!

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    DOOP is a HEAVY SLEEPER, APPARENTLY.

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    Oh, no, no. He's ACTUALLY WAKING UP.

    GOOD.

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    ...AAAAND HE'S OUT.

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    Looks like you'll have to EXPLORE the CANTINA on your OWN and DELIVER the YELLOW SAND to the KING of ONDERON without DOOP. This means more MONEY for you, which also means a BIGGER BUDGET for your SCIENTIFIC and ADVENTURING PROJECTS.

    Of course, COLUMBO will have to CARRY the BOX.

    You're a LADY. It's simply UNBECOMING.

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    You are now in the MAIN ROOM of the DREXL'S BELLY CANTINA. It's FAIRLY CROWDED with UNSAVORY FOLK and it seems that CANCEROUS ORDO has actually BROUGHT you to the UNOFFICIAL LAIR of the BEAT RIDERS!

    Somehow this does not surprise you.

    What do you do?
     
    #1787 Alamact, Dec 16, 2016
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    Have Columbo place the sand on a table, and activate breakdown mode. You require directions to the King's Palace from the Beat Riders, and there's only one way to get them to listen: intimidation through dance!!!
     
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    WALK UP to the SAD CHISS and be like:

    HEY IT'S ME.

    UR SISTER.
     
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    Yeah, I see that Killzone lookin' guy. I bet he's totally up to something over there. Let's harass him because of the way that he looks in spite of the fact that it's the year (sufficiently distant past to make it seem like a sci-fi future).
     
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    YEP. DEFINITELY NOT A MAILBOX IN THIS ROOM.
    NOT. AT. ALL.

    You decide to enhance your lab resources by collecting the leaves of the PLANTUS ERYTHRUS™ next to that flashing yellow thingy that the PLOT™ prevents you from seeing.
    Yes, and as a gesture of goodwill offer to buy her some of that extra nutritious stew.
     
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    You order a top shelf red bottle drink from the bar. Then, after passing out and waking up in an alley behind the cantina you come back to kick bartenders a*ss to extract some info about something presumably important that will be usefull somewhere along the line much later.
     
    #1792 Dark Cutie, Dec 17, 2016
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    YES. She is at least LIKELY to KNOW MORE than the rest of the MOTLEY PEASANTS in this DIVE ESTABLISHMENT.

    SEND COLUMBO to INTERFACE with his RUSTY COUTERPART behind the BAR. SURELY they can TRADE useful DATA.

    Speaking from experience?
     
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    WAIT, is that GUY a GANK?

    OR does he just look REALLY SCARY for NO PARTICULAR REASON?

    You should still TOTALLY BOTHER THEM about them about this new INVENTION called PLATES. ITS those SAUCER THINGS that you put your FOOD ON. LIKE that HALF RACK OF RIBS that's just SITTING ON THE TABLE without a PLATE for SOME REASON.
     
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    [​IMG]

    A SUDDEN URGE to be MISCHIEVOUS befalls upon you.

    You decide to FAKE a FAMILIAL CONNECTION with this RANDOM CHISS LADY simply because you share the same SKIN COLOR.

    Nope. NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS SENTENCE. No, sir!

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    HEY, IT'S ME. YOUR SIS-

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    WHY, IT'S YOUR ACTUAL SISTER!

    WHAT ARE THE ODDS!? Because EVERYONE is SECRETLY RELATED to ANYONE in STAR WARS!

    [​IMG]

    INSERT "I've been looking for you..." CLICHE HERE.

    What do you do?
     
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    I forward this suggestion for this round. You HATE your SIBLINGS! ORDER her some of that NASTY ASS STEW, but do it behind a FAKE SMILE. We must, of course, KEEP to OUR MANNERS!
     
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    Is it just me or do I distinctly remember Missy mentioning her brothers in Act I?
     
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    ASK LASSIE IF LITTLE TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL AGAIN

    ONCE you have SUCCESSFULLY CONFUSED both your SISTER and YOURSELF, go on and ASK HER what is ACTUALLY BOTHERING HER

    BLUE LADIES NEED TO STICK TOGETHER, and so does FAMILY.
    So BLUE LADIES that also happen to be FAMILY take TOP PRIORITY.
     
    #1798 The One Armed Wampa, Dec 17, 2016
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    If we focus on the main purposes for being here again it could be helpful to send COLUMBO to the robot waitress. With his famous charismatic questioning skills it will be easy for him to get some hints from her about the whereabouts of the Big Players for business deals on this planet. He should show her THE Sandbox if it's necessary and tell her that he needs the right partner for the transport of the good stuff.
     
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    A WISE DECISION! Let COLUMBO handle BUSINESS MATTERS while you handle FAMILIAL MATTERS because CHOICE MATTERS, DAMMIT!
     
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