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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. CnlSandersdeKFC

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    How did I miss an update?

    Something isn't right here... too many meta-things in the room. I mean there's just too many poorly drawn aliens, and that chick behind the bar looks way out of place, almost as if she's some kind of dimension hoping child of prophecy! Also whose, "We've?" This is a set-up! She's not your real sister!

    Quick! Do something evasive!

    Edit: Also there is a mail console in the room so you CAN access that now, not that you'd really want to. I mean really, you don't want to see whats in there. It's pretty weird.
     
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    At this point I am trying to decide should I even retort to a person that obviously never played ME and doesn't know Shepard :p

    Maybe dude looks like a lady?
     
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    Why do I have the distinct impression Missy has at least two brothers named Laddy and Matey? :D

    Start picking on Lassth'raw'nuruodo. You are clearly the rebel of the family, now that you have red hair and all.
     
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    The only way to BE SURE, Is to start ASKING QUESTIONS RAPIDLY

    WHATS MY NAME?

    WHATS YOUR NAME?

    MYSISTERSIMPOSTERSAYSWHAT?
     
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    BECAUSE WE'RE ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!

    [​IMG]
     
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    JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST! I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY FOOD.
     
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    SNOTE'S CREEPY SMILE. NOW in HD!

    I am intrigued... but also highly disturbed.
     
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    KISS! It's not like that isn't customary behavior for siblings in the Star Wars Galaxy, don'tcha know!
     
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  9. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    How did you get JJ Abrams to direct this picture?! :D
     
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    Not J. J. Abrams. Michael Bay directed it.
     
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    Ha. Tales from the Galactopticon characters. That's something I wouldn't expect :D
     
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    [​IMG]

    That's them, alright! I screwed up a bit when importing to Photoshop with Sol's layer, so he came out looking a bit more purplish than intended. By the way, welcome (or welcome back?) to the comic, @Blackbird!
    [​IMG]

    COLUMBO is a TOTAL BROBOT. COLUMBO tries to MAKE a SCENE so that YOU can MAKE a SCENE of your OWN and have EVERYONE looking at the WRONG SCENE instead.

    This is CLEARLY a TRAP! You DRAW your SCIENCE GUN and POINT IT at your ALLEGED SIBLING. You're the YOUNGEST of the BUNCH, they NEVER REALLY APPRECIATED you, especially ever since you KILLED MOM during childbirth.

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    MISSY: "Who's they? The Ascendancy? They've sent you here to kill me? You're not my sister. You're an imposter!"
    LASSIE: "That's ridiculous."
    MISSY: "IS IT!? Where's little Timmy? He fell down the well again?"
    LASSIE: "Timl'uro'nurodo got promoted. He's very concerned for you, as are we all."

    MISSY: "Bollocks! It took treason to get you to feign concern for me, and only because it's politically inconvenient to have a traitor in the family!"

    MISSY: "What did you do when Mhirry got deported to Sullarn? What did you do!?"
    LASSIE: "Nothing."
    MISSY: "Nothing! You went along with it, like the pillocks you are!"
    LASSIE: "We had a duty to our House! To the Ascendancy! A duty you've shirked so stupidly to go on an adventuring craze!"

    MISSY: "Careful, sis. You know what's even more politically inconvenient than a traitor in the family? Death."
    LASSIE: "You won't shoot me."
    MISSY: "Oh, yeah? I shot Simon last year. Dropped dead; he didn't wrong me in any way, I didn't hate him, but he was in my way."

    LASSIE: "You won't shoot me, because you're not the fearless outlaw hero that you claim to be. You're just a sad little girl acting out of spite because she can't always play with her toys the way she wants to."

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    MISSY: "SHUT UP! I've won my freedom from that hellhole and I intend to keep it!"
    LASSIE: "You think you're free? Removed from home, from family, academic advancement and wealth? Removed from everything that you've ever known and possibly loved? You think that's freedom? Sounds an awful lot like prison to me."
    MISSY: "STOP. MAKING. SENSE."

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    COLUMBO'S DISTRACTION will NOT be able to work for MUCH LONGER.

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    LASSIE: "You can still come home and make amends for your brief lack of judgement. Do you really find comfort in such a lonely existence? What would father think, to find you so adamantly fleeing at the sight of family?"
    MISSY: "Father would understand!"
    LASSIE: "You were his favorite, you know. Even in his final moments, he would still whisper your name, hoping to see you one last time."
    MISSY: "NO. You can't be serious!"

    LASSIE: "He died last month. His last wish was to see you come home."

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    YOU CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW.

    What do you do?
     
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    Sweet mother of character development! That went from 0 to 100 real quick!

    LOWER YOUR GUN. Let's not MAKE a SCENE here and we don't know how long Columbo's distraction will work. REAFFIRM your STANCE that you will NOT be COMING BACK. Especially now that your dad isn't there anymore.

    Jesus, I'm actually bummed out.
     
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    This is something that can't be dealt with right now. For all you know, Lassie may be lying to guilt-trip you into returning to the Ascendancy.

    Stun your sister (SCIENCE GUN™ has to have a stun setting, right?), take Columbo and run the hell out of there before she sees where you went. Yeah, that's right.You better run!
     
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    So in the few days that I am gone, I come back to: @teline suddenly able to rate posts and giving me a MASSIVE like bomb, freaking ORPA HYPE TRAIN with Snote and Lunk, FREAKING JOHN GALT SHOWING UP, and finding out that Missy just literally met her sister and learned that her father passed away.

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    Endorsed! You can't RISK ANYTHING right now.
     
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    Heh. Loving these references. I was Blackbird0205 on BSN and I've been lurking here after BSN got shut down since I got some taste for more adventures after ME3 PA died :(
    You're doing amazing job I say! I read the whole thing up to this point and it's absolutely fantastic. You better be backing this whole thing up so it won't get lost. Annoys me that Lankist never did. ME1 PA is now lost forever.
    (You might remember me with this link)
     
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    DO SOMETHING?

    YOU ACTUALLY CANT RIGHT NOW

    TRANSFER CONTROL TO COLUMBO WHILE MISSY IS BLUESCREENING RIGHT NOW
     
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    Leave it up to @Alamact to perfectly blend toilet humor with a tense, dramatic moment for Missy. I laughed, then I got hit in the feels.
    THIRDED! YOU DON'T NEED YOUR FAMILY! YOU'VE GOT YOUR SABBY NOW.

    Disclaimer: This post is not trying to push any blatant agenda. None whatsoever.
     
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    Ah, now I remember! I was majorly grateful to you for saving up that link, as it saved me a lot of time from my end in archiving ME3PA into a nice folder structure. I'm astounded to find you joining up with us for this adventure and I'm appreciative of your praise. I don't lurk around as much on the BSN nowadays (the unofficial one, as it were), because this thread has kept me sufficiently busy - so I'm glad that some of you guys have found their way here, at least.
     
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    Hey, finally back!

    This face is priceless... :D

    What an epic fail... :D :D


    Well... Well... Well... Well... Well...
    Er...
    Let's try to say that you'll not come back home because no one alive like you there (and vice versa).
    And change the subject by asking her if she can help you about the sandbox box of sand.
     
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