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SPECULATION Kylo Ren conceived on Endor's moon

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Darth Malkovich, Dec 10, 2015.

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    They kicked Wicket out of his hut And put a sock on the door.
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    Brokeback Island .
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    Must have some strong blue milk and death sticks .
     
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    Wicket = Snoke.
     
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    I don't know... but perhaps it was just like that Zach Galifianakis Actors Studio show... between two ferns. :p
     
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    Brokeback Island!! Bwahaahaha OMG. And the sock at the door. Hilarious.
     
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    Wicket watched from the window with an un-blinking stare...
     
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    Accidentally walks into thread.

    Looks around.

    Runs out door as fast as possible screaming "WHY!? WHY!?"
     
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    Maybe this will be shown as part or the flashback sequence?
     
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    That sounds expensive.
     
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    Imagine the dialogue XD
    'Hey Princess, wanna play with my lightsaber? I promis it won't cut off your hand.' *wink wink*
     
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    WTH?
    I'm laughing like crazy
    :D
     
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    Hahahaha still laughing. XD
     
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    That is obviously on the unrated blu-ray version!
    Disney, JJ, get on it!
     
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    "Director's Cut" lol.
     
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    Leia: I want you to call me Lady Vader in bed, I think its hot.
    Han: Uhh... Okay Ohhh Lady Vader.
    Leia: Ohh Luke!
    Han: :eek:
     
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    Any given Cersei Lannister lol. :D
     
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    Luke only found out about Leia being his sister in ROTJ, so I wonder if they...experimented with each other at some point before that, as Leia and Han didn't really do anything until ATLEAST ESB, so they could have actually done some stuff and just not talked about it out of awkwardness lol.
     
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    Well, according to the most recent comics, Leia preferred to go chase Vader before saving Luke, so maybe she was not that into him. And the kiss at ESB was just to make Han mad so dunno. Or maybe I don't fancy Luke that much so I am too biased to prefer Han lol.
     
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    I'm assuming you fall for bad guys.
     
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    I would bet there is a lot of half-ewok babies born on Endor that night.

    (probably more than a few half wookiee)
     
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    Kylo Ren is obsessed with Darth Vader... because he is the Ultimate Grandchild of Darth Vader, the spawn of both his son and his daughter.

    It would explain a lot.
     
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