Making the impossible plausible

In this thread we are going to have some fun. I recently made up a theory in the Vaders Scars Revealed thread after reading a post just to see if I could make it plausible that Vader is Snoke. It was shockingly fun!

So this is what we will do.

Come up with anything you want that would seem impossible for plot structure to make sense in the new sequels and we will try our hardest to make it plausible. You can even come up with anything else in previous star wars films. Doesn't necessarily have to have anything to do with the sequels. Such as Luke is really OB1s son for example. But more than likely the impossible theories will have to be proven in the sequels. Such as the latter would have to be.

Someone start it off with a crazy theory that couldn't possibly be true. And who ever once to join in will try and prove it can be done and it is plausible... from a certain point of view

Problem solving writing.

 

love child
[ˈləv ˌCHīld]

1. dated
   a child born to parents who are not married to each other.

EPISODE 8

INT. DARK CAVE - NIGHT

Luke, Rey, and Maz Kanata sit in a darkened cave. Lit candles surround them. Artifacts of mysterious nature throughout the cave.

MAZ: Thank you for joining me Luke.

She smiles and beems at Rey

MAZ: And Rey, my child, a lot of questions I sense in you. Children are the greatest gift a soul can have, right Luke?

Rey looks at Luke suspiciously.

LUKE: Uh Maz, we came here for...

MAZ: What did you come here for dear? What can you ask me you don't already know?

REY (To Luke): What is she talking about?

LUKE: Maz...

Maz cuts off Luke again. Flips up her glasses and stares at Rey.

MAZ: I'm talking about children dear. The very thing you can hold closest to your heart.

She glares menacingly at Luke

MAZ: Unless you are a Jedi!

LUKE: Maz...

MAZ: Oh you didn't tell her? Such a shame. Jedi thinking. Good people. Powerful warriors. But a lack of attachment is there flawed thinking.

Maz is right in Lukes face now.

MAZ: I had a child once. From a man of unknown species. He was sweet. Caring. Loving. Something even a Jedi can learn from, right darling?

REY: What is she talking about Luke?

LUKE: Maz...

MAZ: And you knew my child. Without love and affection life can not exist. Or would you.

REY: What is she talking about Luke!?

LUKE: Yeah, what are you saying Maz?

MAZ: Yoda was my son, and still is in my heart. Now I think you have something to tell Rey do you not?

NEXT haha lmao.

That was fun.

--- Double Post Merged, Feb 26, 2016, Original Post Date: Feb 26, 2016 ---

OK now I got one.

Han Solo is not dead! haha just kidding that one would take some serious time. How about my example in my first post. Luke is actually OB1's son.

 

LMAO!

NEXT

 

As much as I would love to give it a go I'm gonna sit this one out. I don't want to hog all the fun.

 

Nice one Light Savior. So there you have it folks. Now you got a choice. Kylo is Reys father or Chewbacca is King Of The Ewoks hell bent on revenge. Make it plausible.

 

OK well if no one else is gonna do it I guess I will.

#1 rule when you use the bathroom at moms.

 

There was no way around it buddy haha. No I think he was 11 or 12 when it happened. Rey is assumed to be 19 and Kylo around 30 I think. Definitely plausible.

The only thing on the table now is light saviors idea. Any takers?

 

I thank you all. Please keep this thread alive and have fun with it. Creativity is in all of us. If I don't see you again we will always have Star Wars no matter where we are at in life.

Josh (Harvywallbanger) (Law Regnab) (and my favorite, Epilay)

 

Well on the scale of IMPOSSIBLE 1-100 you just topped the scale at about 97.5. Thanks alot for giving us a chance.








I'll tell you what, If I'm not banned I WILL make it plausible and I'll even do it without comic relief to make it believable.

"Now... Chewie take the professor AstromechRecords to the back and plug him in to the hard drive."