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HUMOR The Oscar Isaac Brand Poelogna Song

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Willybobo, Jan 6, 2015.

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    My Poe-logna has a first name,
    It's O-S-C-A-R.
    My Poe-logna has a second name,
    It's I-S-A-A-C.
    Oh I love to see him everyday,
    And if you ask me why say,
    Cause' Oscar Isaac has a way with P-O-E-L-O-G-N-A!!!!

    P.S. I know you're a member, Oscar... so this is an ode to you. Ham it up!
     
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    Waiting on more Star Wars songs...
     
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    One more time
     
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    Like this?

     
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    Yo, 3P0, Let's kick it!
    8...8 BB....8..8...BB
    All right stop, Collaborate and listen
    JJ’s back with a brand new invention
    Luke’s saber’s grab in a hole of its belly
    Roll like a bowling daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
    Turn on the spikes it’ll plow
    To the extreme it like a vandal
    Light up its rage and force a chump like a needle.
     
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    No.
     
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    "Sheev are Family" as written and performed by Emperor Palpatine & His Royal Clone Symphony.


    Sheev are family
    I got all my clones here with me
    Sheev are family
    Get up everybody and sing

    Sheev are family
    I got all my clones here with me
    Sheev are family
    Get up everybody and sing

    Every Jedi and Youngling dies
    As we creep on by
    Because we rule just like grumpy old guys
    I'm not telling no lie

    All of the cronies around us say
    Can we be that close
    Just let me state for the holocron
    We're giving hate in a family dose, yeah

    [Chorus:]
    Sheev are family
    I got all my clones here with me
    Sheev are family
    Get up everybody and sing

    Sheev are family
    I got all my clones here with me
    Sheev are family
    Get up everybody and sing

    Killing life is fun and we've just begun
    To crush the galaxy with undying might
    High hopes we have for the Death Star
    And our goal's in sight

    No we don't get depressed
    Here's what we call our golden rule
    Have faith in you and your apprentice too
    You won't go wrong, oh no
    This is our Empire's Jewel, yeah

    [Chorus:]
    Sheev are family
    I got all my clones here with me
    Sheev are family
    Get up everybody and sing

    Sheev are family
    I got all my clones here with me
    Sheev are family
    Get up everybody and sing

    Sheev are family
    I got all my clones here with me
    Sheev are family
    Get up everybody and sing

    Sheev are family
    I got all my clones here with me
    Sheev are family
    Get up everybody and sing


    ------------------Robe change. 5 minute intermission--------------


    "V8r Boi" as written and performed by Emperor Palpatine & His Royal Clone Symphony.


    He was a boy.
    She was a girl.
    Can I make it anymore obvious?
    He was a slave.
    She did kabuki.
    What more can I say?
    He wanted her.
    She'd never tell.
    Secretly she wanted him as well.
    And all of her aides.
    Stuck up their nose.
    And they had a problem with his hobo clothes.

    He was a Vader boy, she said, "Have ya babies, boy."
    He wasn't good enough for her.
    She had a pretty face but her head was up in space.
    She needed to come back down to earth.

    Five years from now, she sits on a throne, hiding her bump, she's all alone.
    She looks up and guess who she sees?
    Vader boy blowin' up some fighters.
    She calls her aides.
    They already know.
    And they've all got tickets to the birthing show.
    She stays alone, rubs her big, fat belly.
    Looks up at the man that she used to call Annie.

    [2x:]
    He was a Vader boy, she said, "Have ya babies, boy."
    He wasn't good enough for her.
    Now he's a Dark Lord of the Sith.
    Twirlin' 'round his lightsaber.
    Does your rotting face see what he's worth?

    Sorry, girl, but you died in labor.
    Well, tough luck, that boy's Sheev's now.
    They are more than just good friends.
    This is how the story ends.
    Too bad that you couldn't see...
    See the Vader that boy could be.
    There is more than meets the eye,
    I see his emptiness inside.

    He's just a boy, and I'm just his boss.
    Can I make it anymore obvious?
    We are in love.
    Haven't you heard how we rock each other's world?

    I'm with the Vader boy, I said, "Kill me later, boy.
    I'll be backstage during his duels.
    I'll be on my throne singing the song we wrote about a girl he used to know."

    I'm with the Vader boy, I said, "Kill me later, boy.
    I'll be backstage during his duels
    I'll be on my throne singing the song we wrote about a girl he used to know."
     
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    Bobo, we leave this thread and start a musical on Broadway!
     
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    You misspelled your name.
     
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    Blame it on the Wookie.

    My wookie's always winnin’ and it wouldn't be a bad thing
    But I don't like no loosin' and that's no lie
    We spent the night in Falcon at every holochess table
    From that night I kissed my arms goodbye

    Don't blame the twin sunshines
    Don't blame it on the Deathstar
    Don't blame it on the deathsticks
    Blame it on the Wookie

    Don't blame it on the Jedi
    Don't blame the royal highness
    Don't blame it on golden rod
    Blame it on the Wookie

    That nasty Wookie bugs me, but somehow how it has drugged me
    Spellbound blue milk gets me on my feet
    I've changed my life completely, I've seen Sheev’s lightnings leave me
    And my Wookie just torn the arms off me

    Don't blame the twin sunshines
    Don't blame it on the Deathstar
    Don't blame it on the deathsticks
    Blame it on the Wookie

    Don't blame it on the Jedi
    Don't blame the royal highness
    Don't blame it on the Empire
    Blame it on the Wookie

    I just can't, I just can't
    I just can't lose that game
    I just can't, I just can't (Yeah)
    I just can't (Woo) lose that game

    I just can't, I just can't
    I just can't lose that game
    I just can't, I just can't
    I just can't lose that ship

    Sunshines
    Don't blame it on the Deathstar
    Don't blame it on the Deathsticks
    Blame it on the Wookie

    Don't blame it on the old Jedi
    Don't blame it on the brat kid
    Don't on the Royal Highness
    Blame it on the Wookie
     
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    In honor of a recently closed thread involving a potential actor (whom I will not name) being in TFA, I present unto thee, my workout song:

    Rising up, out of the Sarlacc
    Did my time, took my chances
    Went the distance now I'm with my jetpack
    Just a Mandalorian and his will to survive

    So many times it happens too fast
    You torture bounties for glory
    Don't lose your grip on the terms of the past
    You must fight just to keep them alive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the flight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rivals
    And the last known survivor stalks his Rey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger

    Face to face, out in the heat
    Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
    They stack the odds, still we take to the street
    For the kill with the skill to survive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the flight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rivals
    And the last known survivor stalks his Rey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger

    Risin' up, straight to the top
    Lost some guts, things got gory
    Went the distance now I'm not gonna stop
    Just a Mandalorian and his will to survive

    It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the flight
    Risin' up to the challenge of our rivals
    And the last known survivor stalks his Rey in the night
    And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger

    The eye of the tiger
    The eye of the tiger
    The eye of the tiger
    The eye of the tiger
    The eye of the tiger
     
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    Take it away Poe:

     
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    For all of you 80's Loverboys....

    Everyone's watching to see what he will do,
    Everyones lookin, at Luke...ohhh,
    Everyones wondrin', will he come out of hiding,
    Even Mara, is impatiently waiting.....waiting...

    (chorus)
    Every Jedi's working for the weekend,
    Even Luke needs a new romance,
    Every Baddie's going off the deep end,
    Even Kylo needs a second chance....ohhhh,
    Mara got a piece of his heart,
    Luke didn't know where to start,
    Mara wanted to put on a show,
    Lukes sister Leia said: "NOOO!!!!!"


    Mara's stunned, she couldn't believe that you,
    in 10 seconds were completely through,
    Everyone's hopin' that when that kid comes out,
    He's the one we've all been told about

    Every Jedi's workin' for the weekend, yeah
    Even Mara wants a new romance, hey yeah..hey yeah
    Even Leia's goin' off the deep end
    askin' Mara to give him another chance, oh

    Luke said "All night is hard",
    Mara said "You better get to the start"
    They're gonna put on a show
    Lukes sister Leia said "GO!!!" (She's a freak that way....)
     
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    Rock me Darth Plagueis by Falco

    oh rock me Darth Plagueis
    Rock me Darth Plagueis
    Rock rock rock rock me Darth Plagueis
    Rock me all the time to the top

    He was a punk muun
    And he lived in the big city
    It was Coruscant, was Coruscant
    Where he did everything
    He cheated death, and he drank
    But all the women loved him
    And each one shouted:
    Come on and rock me Darth Plagueis

    [Chorus:]
    Darth Plagueis, Darth Plagueis, Darth Plagueis
    Darth Plagueis, Darth Plagueis, Darth Plagueis
    Darth Plagueis, Darth Plagueis, Oh oh oh, Darth Plagueis
     
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    Feel Good Hit Of The Galaxy by the Queens of the Space Age:

    "Palpatine, Valorum, Anakin, Amidala, Qui Gon Jin and Obi Wan,
    c, c, c, c, count Dooku!"
     
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    Nothing will ever beat this one by Weird Al. Pure genius, he is.
     
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    Come join the Dark Side
    It's better than a bantha ride,
    Or sliding down a slippery slide,
    But it's not endorsed by Viral Hide.

    Come join the Dark Side
    Plageous did and never died,
    Let his example be your guide
    So after life you can abide.

    Come join the Dark Side,
    We are the honest side.
    Obi-Wan Kenobi lied
    About how Luke's father died.

    Come join the Dark Side
    You won't know until you've tried
    how good it feels to feed your pride.
    And Force choke Jar Jar until he's cross-eyed.
     
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