HUMOR Walking Out on Star Wars

I actually like that idea if he is for a bit of the movie, makes sense right? Like father like son!

 

Vader had a clone too?

 

nah the going evil thing....

 

attack of the clones....Lukes clone vs. Darth Vaders clone... its basically episode 6 all over again.

 

Here is what I mean, Luke going into the dark side cave while trying with Yoda. There he meets yoda and cuts off the head, thus part of the helm blasts of to reveal Luke!

Hence Luke turning evil?

 

This encounter was clear to me, Luke had to kill his father to replace him as Sidious's puppet.

 

I think he should have kept grasp of the lightsaber & give us a duel against Sidious that would be memorable.

 

I've never walked out of a movie before, and I can promise you I will NOT start with The Force Awakens!

Something like the floating hand would be pretty cringeworthy, but if there are any really bad scenes I'll probably just make some dumb excuse for them

 

Rumors we've heard that would make me laugh uncontrollably and or walk out:

1. Boba Fett is in the movie and is played by Sly Stallone. This has to be the craziest rumor I've heard so far. Just imagine him auditioning for the role.

2. Finn is a double agent, Gleeson is a double agent, Rey is on a secret mission and therefore is basically a double agent, and Kylo is a double agent. Someone has been watching 007 Marathons a little too much.

3. Someone is stand in Vader. ....what is this Scream 5 : Ghostface in space? You can't pass on the Vader costume unless you want to totally ruin SW's most iconic villain.

4. Finn is Lando's son, Gleeson is a Skywalker, and Kylo and Rey are Han and Leia's kids. Stop being greedy people. Pick one and it probably ain't Finn being Lando's kid. If everyone in the movie is related I would rather spend the evening on the toilet after eating bad Chinese food than watch family feud SW edition.

I don't think any of this will happen except maybe ONE of the relations. If one or more did though you can find me theater hopping for the next 2 hours.

 

I take your point with 3 of them points.

 

Finn isn't Lando's son seeing John and two other WHITE actors went for the same role, so no Lando's son there.
Rey being a SOLO yes. Kylo being a SOLO so they have that Anikan father son thing going? 50/50. Gleeson a Skywalker most doubtful.
Finn being a double agent? No. But a guy either fleeing from the empire or a traitor to the empire.
A stand in for Vader? Yes if there is a flashback scene for like a few mins, with him and Inquisitors.
Or Kylo ren has visits in force ghost of Vader, seeing he got some guide?
A double agent yes but its rumors are that it is Gleeson's character, this isn't new spies and agents are part of the movies etc.
Boba Fett? Yup but briefly, only if they're introducing him in a spin-off.

 

A fire in the theater.
A skunk, scorpion or a big spider.
Not enough pop corn.

 

A fire in theater, I don't think you could leave with the mass of humanity in front of you doing the same hint: sit near the front you'll get a head start, I think it would be weird having animals join the party, a definite lack of supply of popcorn would concern me that's why I come prepared with a backpack full of extra supplies security doesn't check it so Im good.