What is the shocking revelation

The past of Luke and Ben. There you will find your shocking revelation. Luke made a huge mistake. A mistake which not only changed Ben but everyone else too.

 

Going by 2017, it'll be that Luke Skywalker sexually harassed Ben Solo in a hotel room on Bespin, back in 20ABY.

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Luke killed Rey's parents. It'll flip the fake reveal of TESB "Obi Wan killed your father!".

 

Exactly this. I'm thinking for a long time now that Luke and Ben killed Rey's parents.

 

The timeline works out (in terms of when Ben went off with Luke and Rey was left on Jakku). I reckon it could be that her parents ditched her there in haste and led Luke away but were then killed by him.

 

I don't think there's going to be an "I am your father" moment, RJ told us not to expect one. However, using his exact words, he said there will be a scene in the film that'll leave the audience unable to breathe.

What exactly does that mean? Who knows. I think it's going to be the moment where Rey's parentage is revealed. I'm not expecting an abrupt one liner though, I think it's going to be a full story with a lot of layers. As already mentioned, possibly involving Luke, Kylo, whomever. I think that's going to be the emotional high (low?) point of the movie.

 

Probably the origins of the force and perhaps the Jedi, Its all a lie.

 

Luke found Waldo!

 

Guys, this is supposed to be funny not grim & serious. If killed Rey's parent's im dun.

 

Luke dies.

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We don't have humour.

 

the First Order are the good guys. the New Republic is evil.

also, Snoke is a hand puppet manipulated by [take your pick].

 

Snoke is the leftover placenta from when Ben Solo was born.

Think about it.

 

[Jar Jar Binks] !

 

perfect! hahahaha : D

 

Wow, that would be so interesting.


I personally think we will get something we really did not think of, something we all "missed" during the lead-up to the movie.

 

Rey is a time traveling Skywalker from 1000 years in the future sent back to destroy the ren reich before it began.Darth Sidious found an ancient stargate in the sands of Jakku.

 

The Prophecy of the Chosen One is actually about the porgs. Upon finding this out, the porgs ditch Rey, Luke, porgeater Chewie and take R2 along to The Supremacy to face Supreme Leader Snoke.

He laughs, and starts electrocuting the little fuzz balls, before, in unity, they declare that “we are one” before joining together to form a giant porg, which is larger than The Supremacy itself. Upon touching this abomination of cuteness, Snoke apologises for his insolence before passing away peacefully.

Balance is restored in the Force, and the giant porg makes a porg noise one final time before it explodes like a Death Star.

End credits: It’s night. A porg climbs out from a pile of dirt, seemingly on Endor. It climbs into the mouth of an old Ewok, before taking over the Ewok’s mind and declaring that he is Wicket now.

 

A Porg learned the force and became Rey

 

REY: "Master Luke. I have something to tell you."
LUKE: "Oh? What is it?"
REY: "I had a DNA test on the Jeremy Kyle show. I'm pregnant. And its yours. And I'm your daughter. And your father."
LUKE: O.O

FADE TO IRIS, END CREDITS, STAR WARS THEME PLAYED BY BANJO