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HUMOR What's inside Chewie's purse in TFA?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. MarsPhoenix

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    When you type "What's inside Chewbacca's purse" on google, the first hit is this thread... oh OH... now we are becoming the ultimate reference for the truth.
     
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    Detangler, his "I fought alongside General Yoda and All I Got was this Lousy T-Shirt" T-Shirt that no longer fits his blue milk gut, a picture of his wife, son and pops from that one Chris. . . I mean Lifeday that Han brought him back for, and carpet fresh.
     
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    The arms of the first person or droid that beat him in Dejarik. Everyone after that got the message.

    Edit: okay, maybe just one arm and it was a small species based on the size of the bag.
     
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    Maybe he takes out the arm to brag once in a while :)

    And the Bandolier itself is weird.... it's huge and what's the purpose with laserguns and crossbows?
     
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    Most of the bowcasters fired physical projectiles wrapped in energy, although some fired purely energy.

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bowcaster
     
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    If you re-watch the OT... Chewbacca is sent to jail (On Bespin and in Jabba's Palace) with his bandolier and Wookie's purse.

    Normally, you would not put a prisoner in jail with weapons and/or explosive...

    So... probably, when they double-checked... they found out it was harmless..

    So... The Bandolier must be only fashion, and what's in the purse... probably they emptied the content before sending him to his cell...

    And... if there was something harmful in the purse, it would have been confiscated.

    Maybe they emptied the purse to find out that he was carrying funny and useless and casual stuff, they got a big laugh, put it back in... and that's why Chewie is pissed in these scenes.

    Maybe it's a private object Chewbacca is ashamed of showing in public....
     
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    first of all its not a purse! its a European shoulder bag. i believe its his shaving kit should things get harry. the day might come when he needs to disguise himself. Its his "burn bag"
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    Well, if I wear a "bag", here are my favorites:

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    In all seriousness, he probably has credits and a handheld hologram communicator. Couldn't find a picture but like the ones you see on the clone wars series. Since he is a hunter he is also a gatherer, so I would assume the rest is empty space for storing things he gathers along the way.
     
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    Maybe augmented reality glasses he inherited from Itchy, for relaxation and sexy time.
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    Ok.... I take the blame.... that Holiday Special reference deserves The Cantina's record for Dislike rating.... I apology in advance.
     
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    He's carrying a ham sammich
     
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    You mean a Han sandwich

    And just for the records.... here is a recollection of the most popular sandwiches in the world:

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    Are these Scum bags?

    Wtf? I wrote something totally different and it changed it to Scum?
     
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    douchebags i think but same thing right?
    lol
     
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    lol...yeah. But I guess there's a filter that swappped out d o u c h e for scum.
     
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    That's correct.
     
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    we have all kinds of filters on here. it gets pretty interesting. its blasting hilarious.
     
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    lol but why? It's not really a bad word.

    How about Enema. No...not like "Are you a friend or an Enema"....lol.
     
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    There's a lot of words sensored that don't make a whole lot of sense like *******. Crack er
     
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    lol...I used to play Star Wars Galaxies and their was a filter for character names. I loved seeing all the creative ways people got around it. I had a character called MikeHawk.
     
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