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HUMOR Where were the twins conceived?

Discussion in 'Prequel Trilogy' started by sbs87, Apr 10, 2015.

  1. sbs87

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    Ever wonder where the twins were conceived? George Lucas would probably have us believe it was under the stars of Naboo or something ridiculously storybook extravagant but I'd bet it was in the bathroom of Padme's silver dong looking ship. Whaddaya think?
     
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    lololol you really just went there didn't you? sometime between the conversation about sand and the trip back home.
     
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    Sub question here: Were C3P0 and R2D2 in the room? If so, will it be one of the Spin-off films (R2's secret tapes found).
     
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    the entertainment community in a galaxy far far away must be very exhilarating.
     
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    Let me calculate:

    In ROTS, Padme is pregnant. It's barely visible at the beginning of the movie.
    So I'd say, maybe after the wrap-up party of principal photography?
    In Sydney Australia?
     
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    They must have broke down in the desert again and Natalie Portman was like "well....I don't really like anyone but I'm bored and horny....take your pants off you monotone d-bag". Oh wait we are talking about Padme and Anakin. Nevermind...
     
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    well what else are you gonna do while you wait for AAA. lol
     
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    It was in the back of the Millenium Falcon on a landing pad on Coruscant, those storage compartments for smuggling finally came in handy & these will be hanging on the back door.
    ddd.jpg dst.jpg ss.jpg
     
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    ......................................................................................................Mos Espa........that's all I'm sayin'.
     
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    Mos Espa maybe?
     
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    Why not the Senate Building eh?
     
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    Jedi Council chamber. Or maybe Palpitine's office....Good.....good....
     
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    Well since it's not in use since 19 bby why not.
     
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    Where:
    1) Parsec-High Club, anyone?
    2) In the bathroom or janitor's closet of Dexster's Diner
    3) Yoda's seat in the Jedi High Council

    Why:
    1) Nothing turns on Padme like cheesy, cliche, monotone romantic babble from Anakin
    2) Anakin had a bad day cuz the other Jedi were mean to him and Padme wanted to cheer him up

    Other Possibility:
    1) Anakin is not the father
    2) Jar Jar = Daddy? Just kidding. Bail Organa or Palpatine are more logical options.

    EDIT: Oh crap, it was Obi-Wan!
     
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    On a more serious note, there was a scene in the 2D Clone Wars were Anakin returns to Padme with a battle scar, which then cuts to a building with only one window lit. It then goes off a few seconds later, implying that they are "getting busy."
     
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    Well I think we know were Luke & Leia were conceived on Naboo no doubt, Jar Jar a father god no.
     
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    Not Tatooine.....sand gets into everything.
    Back of a '77 bby Kamino.
     
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    I agree.
     
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    Three words:Miniclorians.Outer space.Jar Jar Binks.
     
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