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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. oldbert

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    Endorsed. Save the rest of your manhood. Pimp up your light saber.

    @Alamact
    Like all the other people around here I feel extremely honoured that I could also try to be a part of this "game-movement" from time to time and it's always stunning to see how you manage to create your extraordinary updates with all the various inputs. Thanks!
     
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    As someone who used to MAIN a JEDI SAGE back on SWTOR... it is my COMPLETE UTTER UNBIASED OPINION that you SHOULD GO for...
    BOTH! No reason to HAVE CONTRIVED GAMEPLAY RESTRICTIONS in this COMIC. NO SIR! Call it a JEDI WATCHMAN (ala KOTOR 2) and be the DOUBLE BLADED FORCE QUAKING MOFO this BOTTOM of CORUSCANT!
     
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    Wait a second, I just noticed, is this from that awful Avatar film? :D
     
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    It is. (The story goes that the Earthbenders were originally going to summon a landslide, but Paramount deemed this to be too violent, and they had to settle for this atrocity instead.)

    Oddly enough, I thought the movie was alright when I saw it in the theater. My then-girlfriend liking it (as she was a bigger fan of the Avatar show than I am) probably had something to do with that.
     
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    Shadow. Because why have ONE BLADE when you can have TWO?
     
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    Remember this, I do not. Too much Rootleaf stew I ate.
    --- Double Post Merged, Feb 27, 2017, Original Post Date: Feb 27, 2017 ---
    I like the idea of throwing pebbles and a double sided lightsaber. What about a pebble which has miniature lightsabers coming out of it?
    Sage.
     
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    Sorry about the sluggish weekend (and overall week), folks. This will likely persist for the following week as well, but after the 5th, you can expect a return to norm in a similar timetable to how the majority of Chapter 14 was releasing.
    [​IMG]

    You are STANDARD FETT and you are DETERMINED to SET NEW STANDARDS for your JEDI COLLEAGUES! You will NOT CONFORM to CONTRIVED GAMEPLAY CONTRIVANCES!

    You are now a JEDI WATCHMAN, with both PEBBLE-THROWING and STAFF-SLINGING UNLIMITED POWERS. However, the REALITY of the SITUATION is that you're JUST a STANDARDLY WEAK STAN of ALL STANDARD TRADES.

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    A POUCH of PEBBLES has been MAGICALLY ADDED into your INVENTORY.

    BESALISK WREX also GIVES YOU a BOTTLE of AGED TIHAAR, the INFAMOUS MANDALORIAN DRINK so POTENT that you could legitimately use it for DEGREASING ENGINE PARTS. Think of it as a POWER UP when things get REALLY BAD.

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    You turn towards the table and EXAMINE it PROFUSELY.

    You're in fact staring at it for SO LONG that your BUTTOCKS is starting to FEEL REAL UNCOMFORTABLE sitting on that POORLY DRAWN STOOL near the bar. You still CAN'T REMEMBER what ERNESTO was talking about in his MESSAGE. Maybe, just MAYBE he should be more EXPLICIT and LESS CRYPTIC in the FUTURE?

    Or maybe you should just stop DRINKING so much.

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    You get the WONDERFUL IDEA of SNATCHING all the FOOD from the ABANDONED TABLE seeing as how these PORTIONS of MANAAN ROLLS are now TECHNICALLY REDUNDANT.

    And we can't have REDUNDANCIES now, can we?

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    You PILLAGE the TABLE as BEST as you can and HEAD into the NEXT AREA™.

    It's FINALLY TIME to GET YOUR PLOT going!

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    You are now at the CENTRAL PART of the "HOTH AND BOTHERED" FANCY RESTAURANT CLUB. NEXT to you is a TABLE and a PRESUMABLY VEGAN WOMAN on ACCOUNT of her ORDERING an ORGANA ORGANIC MIXED SALAD. Further to the RIGHT is CHISS LIEUTENANT BRITISHNAME CANTPRONOUNCE being served by yet ANOTHER PAL, PAL MAL.

    Next to them is a TABLE seated by a YOUNG ZABRAK PATRON having a PORTION of HONOURE™ STRUDEL and some CORELLIAN SINGLE-BARREL WHISKEY. Lastly, in the SHADY CORNER behind the STAIRS are some PARTICULARLY SHADY BLUE PEOPLE joined by a SHADY CALAMARI MAN doing some SHADY THINGS in the name of SHADY POLITICS.

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    BY THE FORCE!

    You have TOO MUCH PLOT in this ROOM. You ain't got the SCREEN TIME for this SH*T!

    What do you do?
     
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    JOIN the VEGAN LADY by the table next to you. DON'T LET her VILE WOMANLY CHARMS get to you, though!

    Your MANHOOD must be PRESERVED! It is of the utmost importance!
     
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    ...Pebble Dance? I mean, if you've got it, flaunt it.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Looks like the Captain has joined us in the thread. :D
    ENDORSED! Especially if you EMBRACE your INNER ENCHANTRESS from SUICIDE SQUAD!
     
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    Couldn't resist. :D

    Ask PAL MAL directions to the SPECIAL BAR™. One reserved for master drinkers and people who put Ryncol in their H2O.
     
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    Mind probe the Mon Cali, he's up to something.
     
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    Let's talk to Pal Mal and Cantprounounce. Everyone knows that with the author's lazy story beats we're going to end up entangled with the Chiss somehow, might as well get it over with!
     
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    No doubts. You are not able to fulfill your destiny without having one piece of this fabulous strudel.
    Therefore your first words after entering the room are clear like a mountain lake :

    "Excuse me PAL MAL, could you please bring me some strudel. I desperately need one of your famous strudel pieces!"
     
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    Throw pebbles at the women for the fact that she is eating salad. You hate salad.(Pebble bag has unlimited pebbles. No need to follow rules!)
     
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    endorsed! STRUDEL is important! it's very very important strudel!

    "i hate salad. it's green and leafy and get stuck between your teeth." ~ Stan
     
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    There appears to be something wrong with your eyesight, you are squinting alot. Did you happen to forget your monocle again?

    Or is it?

    Oh no...

    Wait a second!
     
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    Whomever is aiming sucks at it, since they're clearly going out of their way to avoid the people talking. Although I will commend him for one thing - he's got a decent chance of piercing that Mando's leg with one out of four shots (along with, possibly, his nards).
     
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    YES! PROTECT the STAFF and CUSTOMERS of this FINE ESTABLISHMENT from the OBVIOUSLY INVISIBLE ASSASSIN PREYING upon them!
     
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    I've got it!

    STANDARD FETT! Direct your PEBBLE DANCE powers at the OFFSCREEN GUNNER hiding behind the FOURTH WALL!
     
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