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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. NvVanity

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    ALL OF THESE COMPLEX PLANS ARE VAGUE AND UNCONVINCING.

    LURE THEM ALL INTO AN ESCAPE POD, WITH THE PROMISE OF CAKE, ICE-CREAM or BOOZE. THEN EJECT THEM ALL.


    WHY OVER COMPLICATE THINGS? SIMPLICITY IS ELEGANCE...I THINK?
     
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    ...I will never be able to unsee that. Thank you!
     
    #2442 Pomojema, Mar 17, 2017
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    Mhm.

    LOCK the BATHROOM DOOR.
    LOB a GAS GRENADE over the BATHROOM STALL.
    EQUIP the MASK of SEVERE PUNISHMENTS.

    ???

    PROFIT.
     
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    (self deleted)
     
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    Where's the fun in that though?
     
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  6. Pomojema

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    Break out a a reflective music number from nowhere! You know, like that Disney movie!
     
    #2446 Pomojema, Mar 18, 2017
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    The one with Kevin Bacon? ;)
     
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    Which Disney movie?

    [​IMG]

    ...Oh.

    [​IMG]
     
    #2448 Pomojema, Mar 18, 2017
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    Haha, might want to take another look at nowhere, and all will be answered.
     
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    I did look closely. It's just that Kevin Bacon isn't physically in GOTG.

    Probably would've made a good Ego, though.
    Bugger that, put the room into the bathroom! Or the room into the bath. Whichever's easier.
     
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    I am sorry for the late update, I was apparently stuck in a global thermonuclear war. The view is nice, but I can't exactly recommend the tan.
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    MISSY.

    MISSY, you're SPEAKING to a MIRROR.

    This is not PRODUCTIVE. Not one bit.

    [​IMG]

    It's TIME to PUT your PLAN into ACTION.

    [​IMG]

    You SWIPE the CONVENIENTLY PLACED KEYS from their CONVENIENT PLACE to CONVENIENTLY take care of the GRIZZLED VETERAN.

    [​IMG]

    By locking him up to deal with some sh*t.

    HIS OWN, by the LOOKS of it.

    [​IMG]

    You also LOB a POISON GRENADE into the BATHROOM STALL, because you're in a BIT of a BITCHY MOOD.

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    THE GRIZZLED VETERAN attempts to GET OUT of your MASTERFULLY CRAFTED TRAP!

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    It looks like his attempt has reached its FOREGONE CONCLUSION.

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    You, RED, gain some RED POINTS for killing off a GERIATRIC RETIREE. Poor guy was just TRYING to EARN some SPACE BUCKS to buy his GRANDCHILDREN LIFE DAY PRESENTS.

    [​IMG]

    You are now in THE LOUNGE, which looks more like a DISCOUNT KITCHEN or SOMETHING.

    The MIRIALAN SLICER is there, and apparently, she is RAIDING the PANTRY FRIDGE.

    What do you do?
     
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    call Filippo Brunelleschi: "or something" is right! the architects have made a serious mess here.

    but first, slam the fridge door on the Slicer--quick and easy!
     
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    NOW EQUIP the PUNISHMENT MASK and close the FRIDGE DOOR behind her!

    She will PAY the PRICE for her LACK of NUTRITION!

    [​IMG]
     
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    EAT ICECUBES FROM FRIDGE
     
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    Pretty much this! It's so EASY to CONVINCE her to JOIN YOUR SIDE if you are the one holding all the cards!

    In this case it's pretty much 'She will JOIN US or DIE'.
     
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    So... according to this, we are going to be INTIMIDATING our hostage by freezing her to death WHILE CRITIQUING the ARCHITECTURE of this entire ROOM!?

    Never change, Missy.
     
    #2456 Spacebeast48, Mar 18, 2017
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    Poor Grizzled Old Guy, well, it happens, and Missy has a job to do.

    Close the fridge and knock her out, then tape her up. She may be useful later.
     
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    Wash your hands. For goodness sake, you just killed an old man while he was on the crapper. Have some decency.
     
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    Try out some Hypercluedo roleplay. Get her to see if Admiral Mustard was killed in the lounge with a mug of Bantha Milk.

    This will ensure she will voluntarily enter the fridge, and not cause complications.
     
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    Better yet, stuff her into the fridge to establish superiority. Then wash your hands.
     
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