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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    HEARTS and MINDS, SABER! If you win the love of the citizens you will no longer need to stay on the HIGH COMMAND GOOD SIDE.
    Leave RATCHET to tend to the wounded. She will object,but all parties involved will be grateful to you.
     
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    if faced with the opportunity to DO CRAZY, i will always vote DO CRAZY!

    to wit: SLING FAZ over your shoulder and CRACK THIS MISSION like a soft boiled egg.
    yes, Sith Lady may die, but that's what she gets for not having a proper name and therefore being the equivalent of a RED SHIRT.
     
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    You are DARTH SABER! Lone Lobster!

    This will be like soloing Black Talon! Go complete the mission alone.
     
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    (You have to post enough to get 'em. Problem is that there were a few members we had who joined, barely posted, and dropped negative ratings on certain users. This countermeasure is to deter that.)

    On-topic... Either Option 1 or Option 3. But not both! That would be silly and reckless.
     
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  5. Capt. Andrew Luck

    Capt. Andrew Luck Guardian of the Neckbeard

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    Agreed!

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    If only one choice needs to be picked: pick option 1. These guys are at least willing to STICK their NECK (or leg) out for you unlike those doofi in charge who are SO OUT of TOUCH with REALITY they might as well just be HOLO PROJECTIONS!

    OR...

    CHOOSE NOTHING. This is where the LINE ENDS. You may be damned a DESERTER but at least you are getting out alive without any complications. NO MORE COMPROMISES.
     
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    Now, it says a character will die; but how and why we do not know!

    • Where did the die come from?
    • Why is she rolling it?
    • What number will she get?

    These are the many questions, and so much more...
     
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  7. FN-3263827

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    i know, right???
    i think Faz IS the die.
    she's flopping around like a banked fish.
    she definitely still has fight in her! : D
     
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  8. CnlSandersdeKFC

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    We push on alone. Like Lobsternidus at the pass of... well I can't think of a good reference for Thermopylae, but you get the point right?

    ....

    Anyway like that historic instance of unbridled heroics you alone will aim true to wound Space-Xerxes! Yeaaaagh!
     
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  9. Dork Lord of the Bith

    Dork Lord of the Bith PhD in Sith Ethics

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    First Suicide Mission living up to its name, tutorial or not.

    Leave Faz undefended. Your end game regarding the Empire's improvement would hardly function as intended without your Lobstre buttocks around bringing it to fruition. For Pete's sake (literally), the Empire needs you more than it needs Faz, and you consequently need your Saboteur more than the wounded need a bodyguard. Hopefully at least the Sith Lady endures the night.

    (Also, what's the point of carrying around the injured secondary squad's leader when there is no secondary squad anymore? Using her as a meat shield is probably too much of a nerf-herder move for Saber. More importantly, you don't have the strength stat for it.)
     
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  10. teline

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    Seriously!

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    Even Al is being cheeky about it, FFS FPS! I propose we leave Ratchet and go alone. 3 reasons:

    - there is ZERO chance we are actually going to get Saber killed this early
    - we can keep everyone alive that way for maximum plot power
    - I actually really like Faz so far :D

    Only downside is that the Empire will probably lose Corellia... but maybe that's not such a bad thing. It's not like we are going to cause the downfall of the Sith Empire, right guys?





    ON SECOND THOUGHT LET'S GO WITH OPTION 2. SORRY FAZ!
     
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    Seconded!

    Oh that makes sense! It just dodnt occur to me that anyone would actually want to give a negative rating just for the sake of it :)
     
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  12. The One Armed Wampa

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    Well LOBSTRE MAN, this is ALL kind of YOUR FAULT. At least that's what the COUNCIL OF EDGE LORDS is going to think. So you might as well try to FIX all of this YOURSELF, you'd probably catch the REPUBLIC off guard if you're ALL BY YOURSELF anyways. They might even take PITY on you.
     
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    LEAVE RATCHET BEHIND. Faz requires medical attention, and you SURE AS MALACHORE won't be able to provide it. SOLDIER ON ALONE. Put that fancy DAMAGE ABSORPTION ability that you have to GOOD USE.
     
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    Ohw SNAP!! Brilliant updates!!

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    THIS is IT, Saber... THESE are the MOMENTS when HEROES ARE BORN!
    And if you CAN'T be the HERO he COUNCIL WANTS, be the HERO IT NEEDS...

    (Cue
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    May the Force be with you...
     
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    What's up with Faz's helmet randomly appearing then disappearing the next frame? (in your quoted part)
     
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    If I had to guess it's probably Saber 'imagining' a helmet on Faz so he could talk to her. We did something similar with Grabba's assistant lady WAAAAYYY BAAACK.

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    Like the SPOON in THE MATRIX, the HELMET is PROBABLY NOT REAL.
     
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  17. Alamact

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    [​IMG]

    You are now THE OTHER SIDE of this CONFLICT. Just like that. For no reason whatsoever.

    After all, who cares about DARTH SABER'S STUPID DECISION MAKING using SHADY DICE he's kept since NAR SHADDAA, right?

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    Your TROOPER reports SUDDEN MOVEMENT in the VICINITY.

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    Something SINISTER closes in to SHROUD the AIR AROUND YOU...

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    Well, it seems THAT fills our QUOTA for this ACT.

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    BOY, JEDI PRECOGNITION can really turn one PARANOID!

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    The PRESENCE seems to be TAKING ITS SWEET TIME GETTING HERE...

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    A RANDOM SABER APPEARS!

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    You are now DARTH SABER, and you've just made your FORMAL INTRODUCTIONS to one of the JEDI KILL SQUADS patrolling the STREETS of GOVERNMENT.

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    The GREEN JEDI MASTER is OFFENDED by your PALTRY PRESENCE.

    What do you do?
     
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  18. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    You've got their attention!

    ENGAGE ETHICS DEBATE! MAKE STEVE PROUD.
     
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    Tell Shaggy over there that now is not the time for fear! That comes later.
     
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    You taste a foul presence in the air... yes. The dark side is strong he... oh jesus. That is rank. Question not-Sha'a Gi as to just what the hell is going on here, surely he can not abide by whatever THAT is. It is a perversion of everything both the Jedi, and the Sith believe in.
     
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