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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. TheBBP

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    Proceed as planned, only slightly more awkward, I guess.
     
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    HELP Saber UP. But NOT in a FLIRTATIOUS way. And he SURELY won't MISCONSTRUE the gesture.
     
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    LOOT the RUST LEGION HELMET near that DESTITUTE NAUTOLON

    It is QUITE POSSIBLE with ORDO LEAVING that the RUST LEGION just SOMEHOW TOOK OVER

    and if not you could always just SELL IT for that 200 credits the TOYDARIAN SCAMMED SABER OUT OF

    Show that IDIOTIC LOBSTRE how it's REALLY DONE
     
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    The subtle eye movement by the two guys warming themselves near the fire were my favorite :D

    Not a bad idea... Maybe that helmet will help Saber stand out fit in better!

    Missy, being the super-scientist she is, can probably whip up a chemical based from that toxic sludge in the dumpster that will make Saber's armor "rust" at a rapid rate, thereby completing the disguise. Of course, she can't retrieve the substance herself... It's trash, after all. No, that would be Tink's job. (Sorry Tink, it's only because we love you. Or something...)

    And, no worries, Saber! When you're done, just use your very own Armor Cleanser to make your wardrobe shine like new!! I mean, the stuff does work... right?
     
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    Not exactly "animated", I know... but I'm quite impartial to this one.

    [​IMG]

    Most Valued Panel of the update!
    I'm endorsing this just so we could finally watch Missy SCIENCE the SITH out of literally JUNK LOOT. We are reaching Fallout 4 levels here!
     
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    +1 Endorsed! This should work like a charm... ;)


    Ohw man... we're so screwed! :confused::rolleyes:
     
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    Ohh man, I wish we were still playing as Saber just so we could annoy Red about the fact that no omelettes were ever made without breaking some eggs first!
     
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    [​IMG]

    You HASTILY, but PLATONICALLY rush to help SABER UP only to be thwarted by Ratchet.

    Typical wrench wench.

    [​IMG]

    At least you'll allow yourself the pleasure of SCOLDING SABER yet again.

    Ever since you've been cut off from your previous life of LUXURY, you live for the SIMPLE THINGS.

    [​IMG]

    Your SPACE PHONE is RINGING. You know the thing you've picked up on an IMPERIAL BATTLEFIELD?

    Turns out even those choices matter.

    Or maybe the AUTHOR just loves to REUSE ASSETS. Pick one.

    [​IMG]

    MISSY: "Yes?"
    [FAZ]: "This is Captain Faz. Ground team, do you copy?"

    [FAZ]: "Over."
    SABER: "We hear you, Faz. No need to stand on ceremony here."
    [FAZ]: "Copy that, boss."

    [FAZ]: "So, Flavia and I are doing a routine checkup on the ship's systems."
    RATCHET: "You better not butcher anything in there!"
    [FAZ]: "See, that's the thing. The Friendship has already been tampered with."

    SABER: "What do you mean?"
    [FAZ]: "Something that doesn't belong got stuck on top of the ship's hull. A transmitter of sorts."
    SABER: "What!?"

    [​IMG]

    Old Republic Paint Adventures. Preventing IDIOT BALL plots since 2016!

    Unless you're STANDARD FETT. Then you just RELISH in them.

    [​IMG]

    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    SABER: "We should keep moving. It's not far from here."

    SABER: "Stay in touch, Captain."
    [FAZ]: "Will do, boss."

    You turn off your SPACE PHONE CORRESPONDENCE and think up an idea to COMPLETE SABER'S DISGUISE.

    [​IMG]

    As TINK examines the DESECRATED HELMET of a former REPUBLIC TROOPER and CUSTOMS OFFICE EMPLOYEE, you talk to the NAUTOLAN MERCHANT to strike up a BARGAIN for the RUST LEGIONNAIRE HELMET at the sum of 180 credits. Since you're not carrying any space bucks on you, you assume the LIBERTY to spend it from SABER'S PERSONAL SUM.

    SABER now has 2,120 CREDITS. You're sure he won't mind. He's not DOOP.

    [​IMG]

    Saber is unsure about this.

    [​IMG]

    Saber now looks like a PIECE OF TRASH.

    He will BLEND IN PERFECTLY in the PRESUMABLY RUST LEGION CONTROLLED AREA ahead of you. You know this because you're METAGAMING.

    [​IMG]

    Hopefully their base is still intact after the POUNDING the MANDALORIANS gave it a year ago. Not that you'd know of the event or anything. Well, beyond what you read on the HOLONET NEWS.

    [​IMG]

    The base has been turned into a KIRTARKIN FRIED GUNDARKS PLACE. It has BRANCHED OFF from JUNK PILE to JUNK FOOD. Also, the THUGGISH JEDI are threatening a FELLOW LEGIONNAIRE just a bit further down the path.

    This is called DRAMATIC IRONY.

    [​IMG]

    You are now DARTH SABER.

    You probably wish that you were someone else right now.

    [​IMG]

    YEP.

    And that means there's only one thing left to do here...

    [​IMG]

    A shameless striptease?

    Because we have no BUDGET for a LIGHTSABER DUEL, that's for sure!

    [​IMG]

    You VIGOROUSLY POUR OUT all five of your ARMOR CLEANSER BOTTLES with the MIGHT and FERVOR of a TRULY DISTURBED INDIVIDUAL.

    Missy's mental faculties are experiencing an overload. Ratchet is struggling not to burst into laughter. Meanwhile, Tink is in her special place, removed from the scene's obscenity.

    [​IMG]

    The RUSTING TONIC wears off and you reveal yourself to the JEDI not as a RUST LEGIONNAIRE, but as a SITH LORD of the PUREST of BLOODLINES.

    [​IMG]

    You're not sure which of the two is worse at the moment.

    What do you do?
     
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    Ohh, looks like Saber's "games" may be finally starting to pay off ;D.

    upload_2017-11-8_14-47-39.png

    Just look at that embarrassed smile. Missy seems to lap up all his goofy blast. Could this be the new HeraKan? ;)
    Aren't Jedi meant to be all chivalrous and civilised? How could any decent man expose himself to the ladies... this is beyond disrespectful. Why, if these Jedi live up to their reputation, then they will without a doubt take him off to a clean yet functional facility to change into something deemed far more appropriate.
     
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    Ew, shipping names. I swear, the name "Reylo" bugs me just as much as the actual pairing does.
     
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    It's obvious with such a face. :D

    Well, don't you have a saber, Saber? or was it loosed on the road?
    If you have one (or the remainder of one), try to look impressive and use your dreadful sith lord aura to scare them away! Mwahahahaha! Or at least try to discouraged them because it doesn't seems worthwhile...
    If you don't have any... try a strategic withdrawal :)
     
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    I (Saber) quickly grab my armor, cover my body in shame, look the Jedi in they eye and gasp aloud, "How DARE you!?" and march off. It's probably best to keep the "WTH????" going as long as possible right now.
     
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    i can 't tell if this is innocuous or filthy.
    i'm going to go with filthy because the comic itself already went there ~ hahaha
     
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    Wait a minute..!

    Those are from JAN'S GROUP! Have Ratchet SAVE YOUR STUPID ASS by recognizing them as the obscure ex Jedi band of bounty hunters.
    On the plus side at least this is a pairing I can actually get behind. Not only is it good humor but it also makes sense plotwise. I fail to see a romance happening beyond maaybe Finn & Rose in VIII and that's because (IMO) there is so much plot for that movie to tackle as it is.

    Hell... I don't even think Doop and Quirk are going to be an item either. It's a fun dynamic they have and I would love to see them 'bond' but romance was never a part of Doop's story. Saber OTOH has pretty much sought companionship since update #1. It's 'baked' into his character.
     
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    Call out the SUPPOSED JEDI for NOT BEING JEDI AT ALL!

    As you CLEARLY SAW with YOUR OWN EYES, those "JEDI" just killed someone that was SURRENDERING and UNARMED. That's something NO REAL JEDI would ever do

    Hell SABER, YOU'RE MORE LIGHTSIDE THEN THEY ARE. These "JEDI" are just THUGS WITH LIGHTSABERS
     
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    ...Purple Rain? Missaber? The Priss and the Pauper?
    To build on this:
    STRIKE A FABULOUS POSE AND CHARGE AT THE JEDI!

    You ARE a BOLD ONE.
     
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    & if that doesn't scary the **** out of those Lightsaber wielding things then you can always turn this into a strategic retreat by running past them & just keep on running until your companions catch up with you & get you to stop.
     
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    Unfortunately...
    [​IMG]

    ...it is known.
     
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    Oh man, Manaan in KotOR 1 had the best music but also the WORST companion pathing.
     
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    Agreed.

    They say GUNS are NO GOOD against a LIGHTSABER but...

    images.jpg
     
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