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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in '[Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Master_Farkaz

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    Doop: "Ahem! Uhm.. Moving on the floor now bird, you're a cherr... no wait.. how was it again?"

    No, Doop has the attention-span of a chiuaua, high on spice! I don't think that's gonna work... we want to woo her, not creep her out even more than she already is... :rolleyes:

    In the end it doesn't really matter, they'll be married and all his possessions will be her's and vice versa.
    And if need be, the moment she drops her guard, Doop can pull a "Kylo" on her... (red)
     
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    Welp... got me good. I'll just go step off this cliff now.

    Edit: Oh wait... I forgot we have a -3, giving us a total of 21 if we play it next. So my point still kind of stands...
     
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  3. Alamact

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    Unlike blackjack, the main difference between the two is that pazaak only goes to 20, instead of 21. We're still boned (as far as this round is concerned). I initially planned to do the full match in this update, but decided against it relatively recently.
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    With your OVERCONFIDENCE as your WEAKNESS, you draw a NINE CARD. This effectively ups your score way above the threshold and only the Quirk's PALTRY DECK would have been able to save your ASS and net you a WIN. You know, the DECK you've REPEATEDLY BERATED during this MATCH.

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    You have LOST the ROUND. One more loss and you'll lose your SHIP.

    On the bright side, GALACTIC TAXES in MARRIAGE UNIONS are a SHARED FEE. This is important to you.

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    THE QUIRK is RUBBING IT in your FACE.

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    Ah yes, the powers of RAILROADING.

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    THE FACE OF INSTANT REGRET.

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    Now you understand why your UNCLE is a HEAVY DRINKER.

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    You RESIGN YOURSELF to your inevitable fate as you REFILL your glass and RESHUFFLE your cards.

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    You are now JUN BLAND, REPUBLIC AGENT and POLITICAL IDEALIST. Not a murderer. Very important distinction there.

    PRESS HERE FOR YOUR EQUALLY BLAND THEME.

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    It's a PARTY, JUN. No one GIVES a DAMN.

    You used to be so much better at spouting TOP SECRET INFORMATION in public. Why did you feel the need to have CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT all of a sudden?

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    You are in a state of POLITICAL ABYSS.

    It'll be a wonder if ever become a SENATE AIDE, let alone a BONAFIDE SENATOR.

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    On the plus side, you have EARNED the ATTENTION of the CHISS, who have found your social outburst amusing.

    They're weird like that.

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    You decide to VACATE the PREMISES before you perform COMPLETE SUICIDE on what's left of your CAREER.

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    Why, it's that ORANGE FRUIT VENDOR no one gave a damn about!

    Who knew he would also not give a damn about your THUGGISH THREATS?

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    It is a well known fact that RED SAND is often transported inside ORANGES. We can't have that. Nope.

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    Lunk has dropped his GUNGAN ACCENT.

    Something is off about your FELLOW COMPANION, but you decide not to press the matter further.

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    You depart towards the LOWER LEVELS of CORUSCANT in search of the BLACK SUNS and their BARGAIN, a vital piece of INFORMATION that could decide the POWER STRUGGLES of the SENATE or give you an edge against the SITH EMPIRE in the GRAND WAR beyond.

    Luckily, this all rests in your VERY CAPABLE HANDS.

    Very capable indeed.


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    You are now DARTH SABER. The SITH EXILE.

    At the behest of the MYSTERIOUS KNIGHT, you have traveled to NAR SHADDAA in search of answers, forsaking the EMPIRE, but remaining loyal to its citizens. The DISCIPLES of SILENCE may well be a THREAT to your people, but a chance reunion on this planet might be exactly what you need to light the way forward.

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    The place where it all began, but not the place where it'll all end.

    In time, you will visit the other place too.

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    Your faithful pilot, RATCHET, reassures you that you have PICKED the BETTER CHOICES in the LONG RUN, even if their outcomes seem bleak at the present.

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    It remains to be seen whether or not you will take her advice to heart.

    You are now in the COCKPIT of the HEAVY IMPERIAL INTERCEPTOR known as the FRIENDSHIP. Capable of sustaining a crew of TWENTY, it is divided into two floors. The lower decks are comprised of the CARGO HOLD and ENGINEERING BAY. Meanwhile, the upper decks house the SPARRING ROOM, the LIVING QUARTERS, your PERSONAL CABIN and the MED BAY where CAPTAIN FAZ is currently recovering.

    You can descend onto the planet below and continue your quest, or you can mingle on the ship instead.

    What do you do?
     
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    First off double check the coordinates. You don't want to have mistakenly set them for Nar Shada; the original planet. Everyone knows anything cloned, including planets, has the last letter repeated :rolleyes:.

    Best to check the MED BAY and ENGINEERING BAY for any faults. If that dark ghoul somehow returns, things could get nasty!
     
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    TRAILER WAS GREAT. THE UPDATE WAS TOO.

    GO TO YOUR CABIN, WITH RED OF BLUE HUE.
     
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    I love how this sets up all the storylines and I am a fan of your choice for Jun's theme. :)
    The ship looks even more awesome on the inside!
    1 interesting thing I noticed: isn't Jedha a desert? Where is Doop going then if he mentions "somewhere cold"?
    INVITE MISSY UP TO YOUR CABIN, MASS EFFECT STYLE.

    SHOW HER YOUR BIG BLACK SALAMANDER PET. KEEP IT PG-13.
     
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    Mingle you need allies and possibly censored scenes. Sith Lords have needs as well as chiss cuties.
     
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    There appears to be a lack of rhymes. Get with the times!
     
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    So they saw the latest Star Wars trailer, did they?

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    Yep, they saw it.

    Surely each of your CREW has their own ROOM on the SHIP. VISIT them in TURN. They will have COMPANION QUESTS for you to do to INCREASE your INFLUENCE with them (some MAY even be ROMANCE-ABLE).
     
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    YES! ROMANCE THE COMPANIONS' ROOMS WHILE THE COMPANIONS ARE DILLY-DALLYING IN THE COCKPIT!
     
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    I endorse any suggestion involving BARTY the YSALAMIRI! We demand the ORPA's answer to PORGS!
    Jedha is actually a cold wasteland if you look at its climate on the Databank.

    Explains why Cassian wore so many layers of clothing in a desert planet. xD
     
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    Guys I am reposting this here because it is just TOO GOOD!!

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    Doop... it is time to MINGLE.

    You're on a SHIP... in SPACE... surrounded ONLY by ATTRACTIVE FEMALES! ;)
    You've ALL been through a LOT and EVERYONE needs to let of some STEAM!
    You CAN visit them in their quarters ONE BY ONE, OR you can FILL the CARGOBAY with PILLOWS and make it a GROUP thing... NO need to make it PG-13, we're all ADULTS here... RIGHT? :cool:

    *Looks sternly towards the younger readers of questionable age and whispers "If you want to say anything, just say YES and go with it, you might learn something!"*

    So GET it ON, till the BREAK a' DAWN! :D
     
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    Saber, not Doop. Doop has other things going down right now.
     
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    "Well, at least we'll have eachother's bodies to keep us warm."

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    Ehem... well. I say we mingle. This might be our only chance to get that stack of companion dialogue side quest we've been neglecting out of the way. I'm sure Faz has some riveting tale about how her family died in a Republic attack or something, and it'll give you an even more compelling reason for backtracking when her BFF Sally randomly shows up conveniently outside the spaceport.
     
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    Hey SABER

    Maybe you should check on FAZ

    To make sure she isn't DEAD or SOMETHING

    For all you know, she could be a RAKGHOUL right now. And the last thing you need is SUDDEN RAKGHOUL OUTBREAKS

    ESPECIALLY if you have COMPANY on board

    They'll just think you're an AWFUL HOST and leave a NEGATIVE COMMENT on SPACE UBER

    "One Star: was infected by Rakghoul while on ship. Do not recommend"
     
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    : o O

    +1
     
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    Mingle on the ship - there's no harm in making this a webcomic about nothing for a short while.
     
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    Dear god... I just realized how perfect it is. Saber is Jerry, Missy is Elaine, Jun is George, and Doop is Kramer!
     
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