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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    That's one large picture of tea...
    Yep! Some battles are just NOT meant to be FOUGHT. Grab SABER and let QUIRK deal with KILL-O-TRON.

    HEAD for the OBVIOUSLY REMOVED PLOT FIELD.
     
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    This is awesome wow
     
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    MATT is some kind of ENGINEER right? Let him use EMP charge on KILL-O-TRON to buy some time for this new formed party. They have to do some TACTICAL PREPARATIONS, like finding nearest door for escape.
     
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    First....you tell a BAD JOKE....then ofc this:


    The BEST idea ever!


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    Maybe you can also let someone use an EMP if they know how....while you run away....
     
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  5. Alamact

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    Eh, Kill-o-tron was designed to be merely a throwback to his predecessor, Kill-o-tron 5000, from the old series.

    [​IMG]

    More of an Easter Egg than a proper joke. He got an updated coat of paint and suddenly it's a new model! It's no longer Kill-o-tron 5000, it's Kill-o-tron 5001! With full price increase!
     
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    Pallet swaps are expensive, doncha know.
     
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    And that's a lot of paint to waste! I mean, just look at the size of that thing

    We should do something fun during intermission, like if this were a movie, what actors would play the characters?
    For some reason I can see Adam Driver being a great Matt. I wonder why...
     
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    I hear he has an 8 pack.
     
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    He's just completely shredded. Wonder if we'll see MATT become a SITH LORD now that SABER is around. :D
     
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    The FANS outside are expecting a FIGHT, right? FARCE PUSH the droid off the ledge (there's no way that thing has boss immunity to knockback) so ROWDY RANCOR can get the fight he deserves!
     
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    It's TIME for your COMPANIONS to do SOMETHING USEFUL instead of STANDING AROUND all the time, damn it!

    MATT is a RADAR TECHNICIAN. SEND him to SCRAMBLE the KILL-O-TRON'S RADAR.
     
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    This one's been pretty unanimous with the EMP tactic.
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    You try to PUSH AWAY the DROID using your JEDI POWERS. This is MOST CERTAINLY NOT a BOSS FIGHT and THEREFORE he is MOST LIKELY NOT IMMUNE to your MAGNIFICENT ABILITIES!

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    Yeah... I really don't know what you were EXPECTING here...

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    MATT decides to HELP OUT with an EMP BLAST of his OWN MAKING! In a VERY LITERAL SENSE! Turns out MATT'S FORCE-SENSITIVE! You CAN'T SEE this due to the FACT that a GINORMOUS "PLAN OF EVIL" CHALKBOARD is BLOCKING your VIEW.

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    MATT may have GONE OVERBOARD in a COUPLE of PLACES. His EMP BLAST has EVOLVED into UNLIMITED POWER! Instead of DISABLING the DROID, KILL-O-TRON 5001 is now being SUPERCHARGED! You've HIT the BERSERK SWITCH!

    RATCHET: "DUDE, MATT STRAIGHT UP SUCKS."

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    You TAKE MATTERS into YOUR OWN HANDS and KICK THE QUIRK DOWN while she's DISTRACTED by the SPECIAL EFFECTS!

    "THE DANTOOINE CACHE SHALL BE MINE!"

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    DAMN. DARTH SABER is FAR HEAVIER than you EXPECTED. Hopefully, you'll NOT be CARRYING HIM around for LONG.

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    OH COME ON! Not only is THIS THING LITERALLY USELESS, but it ALMOST ALWAYS CONSISTENTLY POPS UP with the WORST TIMING IMAGINABLE.

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    CONGRATULATIONS, you're now a LEVEL 4 JEDI KNIGHT! Wow, WHAT a SURPRISE. Since you FAILED SPECTACULARLY in ASSIGNING yourself an ATTRIBUTE POINT last time, this time around you'll be GETTING TWO POINTS to SPEND! You ALREADY know the CATEGORIES, yet the GAME certainly wants to BASH YOUR HEAD IN with them REGARDLESS.

    SABER, HEALTH, POWER, FARCE, PAZAAK, BOOZE, CHARM.

    On which ATTRIBUTES will you be SPENDING your two points?
     
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    Omg, this was literally the best update you've done! DOOP picking up SABER under all that CRAZINESS was hilarious.

    "FOR FUX'S SAKE!" is pretty much the unofficial tagline of the series right now. xD

    Umm. DOUBLE PAZAAK? We might as well get a RETURN on our ILL ACQUIRED CARD INVESTMENT.
     
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    Oh Matthew Mcconaughey would definitely do voice acting for Grabba the Hutt. Hugo Weaving is Snote. Book it.
     
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    To parody a popular song from my childhood:

    "One point in FARCE!!!! One point in Poweeeer!!! When all Fux breaking loose you'll be dooping the Kill-o-Troooooon"
    *Set to the chorus from You've Got the Touch from the Soundtrack to the Transformers Animated Motion Picture.
     
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    You need the Farce...and the Charm to truly be a Jedi...
     
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    "I've been eating Gungans since... long before anybody paid me to eat one. I didn't do it to be cool, I didn't do it to make a statement. I just liked it. They were ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT."
     
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    You are CARRYING SABER. Therefore you MUST INCREASE SABER.

    May the LOGIC be with you, always.

    In addition, you can now DUAL WIELD SABER, since you have SABER and a SABER (and possibly his SABER).

    Welcome to SENTINAL COUNTRY, cowboy. (red)(blue)
     
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    Withdrawing my suggestion and endorsing this. Let's MAKE it HAPPEN! Let's MAKE SABER GREAT AGAIN.
     
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    What you really need is an ADDITIONAL INVENTORY SLOT! DARTH SABRE took too many place. Our lazy author of this SAGA did not taught about that, so... Since you have failed in push back of KILL-O-TRON, you decided to invest both points in POWER (two steps closer to UNLIMITED POWAAAH!). You`ll need it!
     
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