SPECULATION Snoke = Boba Fett

Apparently it was explained in the Star Wars Card Trader app. Jeez.... ha

 

See the fun facts you can learn hanging out in the Cantina? Love it.

 

this is so speciest.

they should explain the mating habits of all the characters!

 

Will Darth maul ever have a child? I must know!

 

surely they saved the important bits.
even if they couldn't reattach the whole system, they could keep it on life support in a jar for later use.

wow.
i just went there.

 

After reading some of this stuff is getting pretty hard to imagine some interesting Snoke theories. but i think i get the dumbest Snoke theory of them all (my dumbiness never ceases to amaze me), are you ready for it...........................

Really, are you prepared to this ...............................

SNOKE IS THE HAND (tcha tcham)

Just like a Sea Star the Force started to rebuild Luke's body for his hand after Vader cut it clear in Bespin, Luke's hand flew across space while the Force powers acted to recreate a new body for the HAND, Snoke doesn't have scars he's still being rebuild, slowly rebuild by the force. That's the real reason Snoke hates Luke Skywalker, i mean not a word or a call to his half self, it can be only one (i borrowed this part from another movie but it fits well).

 

hmm...i swear I had read that somewhere! But I think that if George said it's canon it is so I WANT to believe it.

 

Yeah some storygroup person claims George wants Boba to not be dead but he hasn't appeared in anything post-Jedi yet just his armor (maybe) reclaimed by some sheriff on Tatooine like @Empire Jo said.

 

Well, as we all know, Jango is a clone of Plagueis, possesed by Plagueis. Plagueis's spirit shifted to Boba in AotC. Therefore Snoke = Plagueis = Boba = Sarlacc.
Snoblaccueis.

I thought we all already knew this.

 

@Ralok-one if boba fett was defecated by the sarlac, then over many years grew into a dream, from the fertile lands of shits and wishes, evolution has taught us that....your still an idiot

 

Drop the name calling. It gets you nowhere.

 

Disney changed Georges treatment for SW7 so why stop there?

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Why tattoonie is all sand, the sarlaccs poop poisoned the greenery..

 

Let me play the devil's advocate here.
Not that I don't like the idea of Snoke being Boba broadcasting hologram from inside Sarlacc. The theory makes total sense, but...

Snoke is played by Andy Circus
We ALL know, Boba is going to be portrayed by Sir Sylvester Stallone in Episode VIII.
How can a character be portrayed by 2 actors at the same time?!?!?!

Maybe they are going for a "The Exorcist" type of thing.

Boba is possessed by Snoke...hence, Sly plays Boba, Andy voices the "demon" inside him, like Linda Blair as the little girl & William Friedkin as the crazy demon that sends Ellen Burstyn flying to the wall.... or maybe it was Mercedes McCambridge.

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Wait... we've seen that before in a Star Wars movie...

In the original ESB, Palpatine was played by both Clive Revill & a monkey

 

Why don't you spare your own intelligence... and just lie? We'll look the other way, just this once.

 

funny

 

She has a good point...what if Snoke is a monkey?

 

Plankey .

 

Andy Circle is known for playing apes in films before: Cesar in Planet of the Apes, Kim Jong, both the original and their sequels.

 

I'm all for far out theories to a certain extend, but this is just taking it waaaaaay to far. This is so far gone that the thread should have a Humor tag on it and not a Speculation tag.