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HUMOR Snoke..."He's been through some stuff..."

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by odmichael, Dec 1, 2015.

  1. odmichael

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    What stuff has Snoke been through?
     
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    He's been through a nest of Gundarks.
     
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    He's been fat and skinny...
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    He's gone through Naboo's core
     
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    "all kinds of stuff. you wouldn't believe the type of stuff hes been through. We cant wait for you to find out on the 18th."
     
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    A prequel trilogy marathon.

    He's a damaged soul :p
     
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    Spiiiice!

     
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    he was cgi-ed into a 25 ft snake man
     
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    He's been damaged by the coarse and irritating sand.
     
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    Woohoo! I get to see him on the 17th! :)
     
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    He use to snoke 2 packs a day until his doctor told him he needed to quit before it was too late.
     
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    He's been through some rough relationships as of late:
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    He is having trouble with his sexual identity.
     
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    Male or...????
     
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    Sadly this is better than the early Snoke concept art...
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    well yeah lol. ya had to figure thats where this thread was going. :D
     
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    Well if you've seen Snoke's father you would understand his issues... dreamscape_snakeman.jpg

    Also there's the fact of all the "dank Snoke meme's" that have been floating around the interwebs. That's got his panties all in a bunch. it's one of the main reasons he's so butt hurt.
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    All those issues have caused poor Snoke to go into "media blackout mode" and the main
    reason why
    video_thumbnail_12855916-1417242824.png out about Snoke.
     
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    He's been through a terrible time with his body shedding skin and now he keeps losing his clothes.
     
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    He used to be the caretaker for the Republic senate
     
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