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SPECULATION TFA: Write the Opening Crawl

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Snazel, Aug 1, 2015.

  1. kayjaysay

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    Thanks!
     
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    STAR WARS

    Episode VII

    THE FORCE AWAKENS

    Thirty years have passed since the defeat of the Evil Emperor DARTH SIDIOUS and his dreaded DEATH STAR.
    In the wake of the Empire's defeat a new threat has risen. The FIRST ORDER.

    After attempts at negotiation with this dangerous new threat and their menacing agent of evil KYLO REN, Jedi Master LUKE SKYWALKER has mysteriously gone missing.

    Now, with the fragile NEW REPUBLIC in their most desperate hour, Prime Minister LEIA SOLO has dispatched a team of her most trusted pilots on a mission to discover the whereabouts of our lost hero...

     
    #42 Clayman515, Aug 12, 2015
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    All these scrolls FAIL on a galactic scale ! Due to a glaring and crucial omission .............. ? Call your selfs STARWARS fans ;)
     
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    Just a reminder you have up to Force Friday to post or edit your submissions. You can use toy leaks and other sources to alter your crawl.

    Win this thread. You know you can. And lord over this very thread forever and all time.
     
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    (SUCK IT, DISNEY!)

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    STAR WARS
    Episode VII:
    THE FORCE AWAKENS

    Luke Skywalker is totally in this film a lot. And so is
    Han Solo and Princess Leia. They all talk to each other in at
    least ten scenes. Those rumors you heard about the movie
    were total bantha poodoo. Luke uses his green lightsaber like 4 times.
    They all fly on the Millennium Falcon together. Luke kicks lots of ass
    as a jedi master now, and the ghosts of Obi Wan, Yoda,
    and Anakin (Sebastian Shaw, not the other guy)
    also hang out with him.The new X-wings are really cool.
    Oh, and some drama has happened with Han, Leia, and Luke's
    kids between now and the last movie. I'll just stop writing here
    so you can stop reading and go watch this
    awesome kick ass movie already. It's almost as good as
    Empire Strikes Back, and is totally worth the 30 year wait....

     
    #45 Emperor Abrams, Aug 19, 2015
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    Very cool last line.... :)
     
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    @Emperor Abrams , I don't often agree with you but this is hands down the greatest post I've ever seen here. I... I don't know what to say about it. I'm speechless! Well done!
     
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    THE FORCE AWAKENS

    It is a time of turmoil. Years of civil war left many systems
    devastated from the chaos that followed the fall of the
    _____
    Emperor. Luke and the Jedi he was training have vanished.

    THE FIRST ORDER, led by a sinister dark agent, fight a cold
    war against the free systems while they secretly amass a
    ___
    new army and devastating weaponry. ____________________


    Desperate to find her missing brother, Queen Leia of the
    RESISTANCE has dispatched a pilot to the planet of Jakku
    where a relic has been found that may lead her to Luke...
     
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    Disney

    LUCASFILM



    A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

    STAR WARS

    EPISODE VII

    THE FORCE AWAKENS


    It is a time of uncertainty. After a decade of peace, systems have begun falling to a mysterious force known only as THE FIRST ORDER.

    Unrest grips the galaxy as the might of the FIRST ORDER spreads, but a glimmer of hope remains in the heroic forces of the RESISTANCE, lead by LEIA ORGANA, hero of the GALACTIC CIVIL WAR.

    As the FIRST ORDER grows in strength under the leadership of the evil KYLO REN, the RESISTANCE has launched a desperate covert attack lead by pilot POE DAMERON in hopes of quashing the threat of all out Civil War and restoring peace throughout the galaxy....

     
    #49 JustDroppingIn, Aug 19, 2015
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    This thread would be so much more AWESOME if this site let us embed video from play.starwars.com so that we could use their awesome crawl creator!
     
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    STAR WARS
    EPISODE VII
    The Force Awakens


    It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
    Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.
    And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power.
    For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race.
    But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made.
    Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ring in secret,
    and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. Oh and there's lighsabers and blast...
     
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    I omitted it cuz it's not part of the opening crawl, it's the scene before the opening crawl \m/
     
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    Star Wars has just been downsized.
    snow.jpg
     
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    You all may laugh, but I can confirm that that is not the official opening crawl for the next star wars movie.




    The Lord of the Rings Rulezzzooorrzzz
     
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    Force Friday has now passed. Any submissions or edits after this date will not be eligible to win the most important thread in internet history.

    Thank you.
     
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    STAR WARS

    EPISODE VII
    THE FORCE AWAKENS

    It has been thirty years since the Galactic Empire has fallen.
    ANAKIN SKYWALKER has defeated his former master
    PALPATINE
    ushering in a decline to the Empire. The Rebel Alliance
    has reformed into a NEW REPUBLIC. Small sects of the former
    Galactic Empire still thrive on in the FIRST ORDER. They continue
    to fight against the new government in all-out war even at the cost of
    lives. Led by the ruthless GENERAL HUX, he will stop at nothing to
    defeat the RESISTANCE led by LEIA ORGANA-SOLO.


    After constant skirmishes, Hux wishes to attack with his forces using
    an ally: KYLO REN. First Order troops, led by CAPTAIN PHASMA
    have received word of the whereabouts of something of importance
    on the desert planet of JAKKU
    and are told to retrieve it
    by any means necessary...
     
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    STAR WARS

    EPISODE VII


    THE FORCE AWAKENS

    Nearly thirty three years have passed since Empire was defeated by a small group of rebels.
    Due to marketing reasons we at DISNEY have decided not to include a spoilers or other information in this scroll. We continue to fight against fan boy/girl leaks and spoilers. You are now sitting down in the theater watching the film and we feel we don't need to convolute our NEW Canon any more than it already has. We kept all of you poor saps on the edge or your chair at home waiting for that FULL trailer. The joke was on you when you found out that we gave you very VERY minimal information.


    So, sit back and GET the BIG three out of your minds because this isn't about HAN, LUKE and LEIA anymore kiddos. It is about a new chapter with SKYWALKER lightsabers flying through space and landing on the surface of a planet. A film where you have a bad guy called SNOKE and a good guy called FINN. A place where there are no PLANETS from the original trilogy and a heck of an actor named MAX reduced to a few lines.

    On the bright side, you are finally in the theater getting set to watch a sequel that took years to make. We can only hope that you like it and you will continue to FEED our NEW EMPIRE and visit our STAR WARS LAND at Disney Parks. Poor George Lucas got only four billion and we already have made five 5 billion from toys.....................




    NOTE: I am just having a little fun here, no need to FLAME me, it's all good. Thanks in advance.
     
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