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HUMOR Themed Episode Retitles

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by cawatrooper, Aug 17, 2017.

  1. cawatrooper

    cawatrooper Jedi Commander

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    This is a thread to retitle Star Wars episodes using a gimmick from another TV show or movie series.

    For instance-

    Harry Potter Style
    I. Anakin Skywalker and the Jedi's Laser Sword
    II. Anakin Skywalker and the Exile of the Jedi
    III. Anakin Skywalker and the Order 66
    IV. Anakin Skywalker and the Deathly Station
    V. Anakin Skywalker and the Half Blood Son
    VI. Anakin Skywalker and the Funeral of Fire
    VII. Anakin Skywalker and the Cursed Grandson
    RO. Anakin Skywalker and the Hallway of Secrets

    Alternatively, titles from the great TV show, Community, whose episode titles were all based on classes (or theoretical classes).

    Community Style
    I. Economics 101
    II. Desert Geology 205
    III. Parliamentary Procedures 450
    IV. Agricultural Sciences 237
    V. Genealogy 207
    VI. Temperate Fauna 402
    VII. Genealogy Redux
    RO. Public Speaking 308


    Actually, kind of fun to do- please share your own :)
     
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  2. SethW

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    Be warned: the ones I came up with are terrible.

    The Fast and the Furious Style

    The Force and Darth Sidious
    2 Force 2 Sidious
    The Force and Darth Sidious: Tatooine Drift
    Force and the Sidious
    Force 5
    Force and the Sidious 6
    Sidious 7
    The Fate of Darth Sidious

    Die Hard Style
    Star Wars
    Star Wars 2
    Star Wars with a vengeance
    Live Free or Star Wars
    A Good Day to Star Wars

    Obi-Wan Style
    Episode 1: Qui-Gon buys a kid I have to take care of. Then he dies.
    Episode 2: Kid gets to hang out with hot Senator and I get beat up...IN THE RAIN
    Episode 3: Kid blows up my office. MY NEW CORNER OFFICE. GODDAMMIT QUI-GON.
    Episode 4: Kid chops my head off right before I sneeze. I get some kid to blow up HIS office.
    Episode 5: I'm a ghost now. New kid is just as whiny as the last one. I wonder if I can possess Han.
    Episode 6: New kid kills old kid. Great. Whiny kid haunts me now,. He's younger than me FOREVER.
    Episode 7: Am I in this one? I think I butt-dialed Rey. Qui-Gon and I were haunting Watto.

    Hope these are too bad :cool:
     
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    Darth Basin The Greatest Rebel Official

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    Star Wars The Motion Picture
    Star Wars 2 The Wrath of the Empire
    Star Wars 3 The Search for Han
    Star Wars 4 The Phantom Voyage
    Star Wars 5 The Final Old Republic
    Star Wars 6 The Undiscovered Sith
    Star Wars Awakenings
    Star Wars Last Contact
     
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    Star Wars 1 No Hoper
    Star Wars 2 Empire Goes On Strike
    Star Wars 3 Jedi None Return
    Star Wars 4 Opera of Phantom
    Star Wars War is cancelled.
     
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    daRinze Rebel Official

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    In the tabloid-style, you know, these people newspapers that give us so precious news on celebs (The Sun, Globe, Daily Mirror, ...).

    SW1: Queen Padme Amidala caught on Holidays with a Child!!! (pics inside!!!)
    SW2: Attack on the Royal Guard of Queen Of Naboo: The Proofs Of A Terrible Conspiracy!!!
    SW3: Anakin Skywalker: His Frightening Descent To Hell !!!
    RO: Special Investigation: One Day With Secret Services of Her Majesty!!!
    SW4: What Has Become former Knight ObiWan Kenobi???
    SW5: Han Solo: His Crazy Love for a Princess Drives Him in Carbonite!!!
    SW6: Exclusive News: Leia Organa and Luke Skywalker: They Are Secret Siblings!!!
    SW7: General Organa: The Worrying Disappearance of His Brother!!!
    SW8 (first page still in progress): Luke Skywalker Wants The Jedi to End!!!
     
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    That's great. In some Anime certain shows give there episodes long tabloid style names.
     
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    daRinze Rebel Official

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    In the Western movies style, y'know, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Sergio Leone and so on... (in parentheses, the related western movie title) :

    SW1. Once Upon a Time in the Mid Rim (Once Upon a Time in The West, S.Leone 1969)
    SW2. A Fistful of Clones (A Fistful of Dollars, S.Leone 1966)
    SW3. The Good, the Bad and the Sith (The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, S.Leone 1968)
    R1. The Team who Stole the DS plans (The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, J.Ford 1962)
    SW4. Little Big Farmer (Little Big Man, A.Penn 1971)
    SW5. The Hateful One (The Hateful Eight, Q.Tarentino 2016 / The Magnificent Seven, J.Sturges 1961)
    SW6. Luke Unchained (Django Unchained, Q.Tarentino 2013)
    SW7. The Searchers (The Searchers, J.Ford 1997)
    SW8. Lost Man (Dead Man, J.Jarmush 1996)






    I love that game !
    In the Sith/Jedi Code style:

    SW1. Republic is a lie, there is only Empire
    SW2. Thru a Senate I gain an Army
    SW3. Thru a Lie I gain an Apprentice
    RO. Thru cunning I gain the enemy plans
    SW4. There are no enemies but dead
    SW5. There is no forgive but revenge
    SW6. The Jedi shall Not Free the Galaxy
    SW7. Thru First Order the New Republic is Broken
    SW8. There is no more Jedi
     
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