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HUMOR Who the "Grave Robber" really is...

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Oct 23, 2014.

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    The Grave Robber from Episode VII is called Thr Collector!

    He's an obssessed Star Wars collector, who, after having collected all toys and memorabilia, goes on a quest for more (Luke's hand, Vader's helmet) and fall to the darkside in the process.
     
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    Will Benicio del Toro portray him?
    The Ancient Fear will be Howard the Duck!!!
     
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    Jordan Hembrough as the apprentice/collector working for...


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    Steve Sansweet.
     
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    So Airedevon is the grave robber
     
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    You know, people laugh when I mention to them that I built an addition on my house for my toy collection.

    The slack jaws and blank stares when people visit and realize that I wasn't kidding, are priceless.
     
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    Would you cross the line of the darkside of the Force to have the actual Vader helmet and original Mark Hamill hand before he lost it on ESB set?
     
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    The obsession with the Dark Side will come to an unfortunate ending when his mother opens the basement door and turns on the lights...

    If you went after Mark Hamill's hand, and not the Luke prop-hand, then yes... you would be crossing the line
     
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    EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF EPISODE VII "GRAVE ROBBER"

    The costume has changed a bit from the concept art

     
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    Maybe the Grave Robber is that janitor from Robot Chicken turned to the Dark Side:

     
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    You just may be on to something here... JJ promised to make the fanboys happy, and nobody is a bigger fanboy than Seth Green
     
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    It could also be Prune Face! Being the Kenner toy kids never wanted. Starts to go on a hunt for real Artifact. HEY.... HE WAS ON ENDOR when they burned Vader's body. Prune Face becoming a Cyborg after his prune face is ruined even more.... totally see it on screen.
     
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    You know... not for nothing, but... something could have happened that would upset him enough to turn him off from the Alliance... after all, if it wasn't for them, he wouldn't have lost his mining facility... if he winds up loosing more (or becoming maimed) he might get to a point where he says, "enough with you guys"

    Humor aside, it could happen... he had much looser ties than the others
     
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    Prune Face was always intended to be a bigger character, HEY he had his own action figure. I think Domhnall Gleeson would portrait a perfect Prune Face. You know, maybe HE was a cyborg all along, we never knew what was under that eye patch... it was a cyborg eye... A red, glowing Cyborg eye!
     
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    The Villian of Episode VII is really....

    ULTRON



    at the end of avengers 2 he gets shot into space and during the post credits scene you see him flying through A wormhole into the GFFA setting the stage for episode vii
     
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    Wow, that's hardcore. This would lead to an epic crossover with Guardians of the Galaxy. They'll fight with our old buddies against this new villain and kick this new menace off the galaxy.

    The movie will be called: "Star Wars Episode 7: The Ultra Menace"
     
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    Somebody's been watching Patton Oswalt.
     
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    Lol his routine mentions thanos the avengers 3 or 4 (don't ask) villain
     
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    Pruneface looks like Max von Sydow if you ask me ;)
     
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    THANKS FOR ADDING A HUMOR CATEGORY, VIRAL!!!

    NOW LET'S GET TO MAKING FUNNIES!
     
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    Triumph is the Grave Robber!
     
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