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Episode VII - Coming in Summer 1986!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Background Character, Nov 25, 2015.

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    Now I want to know what 90´s Prequel would have looked like...
     
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    instead of KISS for the Knights of Ren how about the cast from Young Guns & backing music from Bon Jovi

    OH & this is simple the funniest thread I have read since Daffy posted the Frozen Star Wars crossover links (Do You Want to kill A Rebel)
     
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    So Tom Cruise was originally supposed to be in this film. :)
     
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    It was unavoidable. It is his destiny.
    upload_2015-11-25_14-28-29.png
     
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    No, no...KISS as the KOR with "Detroit Rock City" as their anthem!
     
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    I could have swore I saw Johnny 5 in the Jawa's sandcrawler in ANH! When I get home I will try and get a screenshot since I can't find one online.

    AWESOME THREAD!!!!
     
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    Joey Ramone as Kylo Ren
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    Bit as BB8
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    MSE "Mouse" droid?

    Mouse Droid.jpg

    (Flight of the Navigator was my favorite movie of '86 although I've been too scared to watch it for 20 odd years least it not hold up to time...)
     
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    In 1986 episode VII would have been complete different and not the same movie as in 2015.
    The big 3 would have been centered and not their offspring.
    I'am pretty sure, that there would not be Rey/Finn/Poe/Kylo in the first place.
    Sure it's fun to speculate, but it's kind of unnecessary.
    The movie never happened and I guess we will never find out what could have been with a new trilogy started in 86 and ended in 92.

    Edit: Getting trolling rates for a serious comment is ridiculous.
    Sorry folks, but this thread is "Nonsense"

    Edit No.2 : C'mon people please stop the witch hunt.
    Don't exaggerate folks, stay fair.

    Edit No.3 : I'am done, I got more bad rates with this post as in the last two months combined.
    To my fellow comrades, please be fair, It's not funny anymore.

    Edit No.4. : To the trolls who gave me a troll rating;
    "I thought this is a nice place to visit with a great and fair community, but you showed me that I was wrong"
     
    #49 Cmdr. Ed Straker, Nov 25, 2015
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    Hey Ed, get your sense of humor out...it'll serve you well here! ;)
     
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    I say you go all brat pack (anyone who grew up in the 80's will know what I mean):

    Molly Ringwald as Rey

    Emilio Estivez as Finn

    Rob Lowe as Poe

    Judd Nelson as Kylo Ren
     
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    Then you have your Hux ...
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    Yeah I got some bad rates for my statement.
    Sorry I just don't get threads like this one, maybe it's why I'am german, you know we are a evil race and we don't have a sense for humor.
     
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    Supreme Leader Snoke

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    Welcome, to my hidden underground lair. Fear me.
     
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    Bowie for Supreme Leader Snoke!
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    Eddie Van Halen - Poe Dameron

    Alex Van Halen - Kylo Ren

    E.T. - Maz

    Will Smith -Finn

    Demi Moore - Rey

    Jack Nickelson - Lor San Tekka
     
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    "Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down...."
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    This is messed up, but that photo of the Outsiders put it in my droid brain and I can't get it out:

    in whitebread '86 we're looking at C Thomas Howell as Finn

    (The movie Soul Man actually exists you guys and yes it is as offensive as it looks and yes it was released in 1986)

    [​IMG]
     
    #58 Protocol Droid, Nov 25, 2015
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    How does mentioning Denzel get a trolling rating? I am confused.

    Great thread.

    Eric Stoltz = Hux
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    Well, as a fellow German I have to say I find this thread hilarious and it might be the best thing the Cantina has produced in months. Seriously, ever since the great "OMG no trailer at Comic-Con!!!11" scare from July the majority of all threads have been infected by horrible nitpicking and premature judgment... I already have a dozen of the worst offenders on my ignore list and it's still just barely bearable. Anyway, I very much welcome this thread :)
     
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