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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Darth Bob

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    BUY an ICE CREAM for your POTENTIAL EMPLOYER. It will SURELY make a GOOD IMPRESSION!
     
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    Bring ICE CREAM to your JOB APPOINTMENT at the REPUBLIC SENATE. WHO DOESNT LIKE ICE CREAM?

    Go buy a SIZABLE PORTION for your JOB APPOINTMENT.
     
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    What is this? I can't seem to make out anything. Looks like a power source or something?
    Also offer to buy one for the CHISS waiting outside. FREE N' EASY POLITICAL POINTS!
     
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    Not just ANY special "red" lady! THE RED LADY! :D
    I'm endorsing these!
    Maybe it's a CROSSGUARD LIGHTSABER? :eek:

    Imagine how badass it would be!
     
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    JUN BLAND, the ice-cream deliverin', Gungan-totin', Senate man!

    That's how I saw it too! A power source also makes sense... but a (white!) crossguard saber would be pretty cool!
     
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    As a mellow fellow, you've long been against the consumption of non-organic foodstuffs, and ice cream is precisely that! Throw it on the ground!

    Also go make that appointment, this sweat, artificially flavored goop has cost you enough! Living with Lunk is just one expensive credit card bill after another.
     
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    Guys, I have an epiphany! Hear me out here, because it's a long one:

    The thing that always bothered me was the name of Act 2's prologue: "Hello Darkness" It was so strangely out of place and iffy and I had no idea why Alamact decided to call it that. I thought maybe because of the whole "war is bad" theme we have on Corellia and because it opens the darker Act of this adventure? But then @Pomojema posted the Sound of Silence and all the pieces clicked.

    HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND

    Now why would @Alamact reference this song in specific for his Act 2 debut? Because of its name. SOUND OF SILENCE. Get it? We met the DISCIPLES OF SILENCE in this chapter and anytime Doop was doing his dream meditation thingy the focus was on SILENCE.

    I'm going to make a bold hypothesis that it's ALL CONNECTED. Steve? Mynock? Kestrel? Jedha? Disciples? It's ALL CONNECTED, and the Disciples are the main villains of the adventure (or at least this Act). I'm willing to bet that Mynock and Kestrel had a skirmish with the Disciples back on Dantooine and that's why Mynock left his hat there, because it was a close call. They're fighting over a holocron! The same one Doop's been having dreams about!
    Look at the middle hand. IT'S MYNOCK'S HAND. And we had this EXACT MOMENT TWICE.

    But where does Steve factor into all this? He was THE MYSTERIOUS FIGURE trying to CONTACT DOOP in his dreams. He was trying to warn him of the Disciples! Which brings us to....
    THIS. This is not a power source. This is not a crossguard lightsaber (the side blades are too long). This is A DOOR. A DOOR to the TEMPLE OF SILENCE, and it's on JEDHA. And the holocron is there, and OMG I literally can't wait for us to GET THERE!
     
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    That's Steve's holocron. He used it to make those force mutants (if you remember from chapter 9 on Taris) and from Doop's dream. I will crap my pants if all of this is true.
     
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    Missy writing a friendliest mail is cruel, man. But where is she going? To save a friend?

    @teline that sounds epic. I love those. Yeah...that looks like a door. Reminded me of something. I think we've seen it before.

    @Alamact are you sure you are not American Republican? All these references, man...

    What do you do Jun? You go change your clothes cuz that what you have on is not suited for a job apointment in which you clearly are looking to get hired by offering bribes such as icecreams. Something red maybe?


    ETA:
    Blue lives matter....hmmmm.

    Missy is blue.
    Saber is red.
    I hope this doesn't mean
    He'll wind up dead...

    In an out of character attempt to save a blue life by doing something resembling a fight...
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Well JUN BLAD-future REPUBLIC AGENT EXTRAORDINAIRE- as the MELLOW YELLOW FELLOW that you NO DOUBT are, you can CHILL OUT with your COOL BUDDY LUNK and eat some COLD ICE CREAM. YOU should even GO OVER to the COOL BLUE CHISS LADY and tell her that SHE MAY LOOK COLD on the OUTSIDE, but you think SHES HOTH.

    [INSERT COLD RELATED PUN HERE]

    Then with your MARSHMELLOWS- that after ONE YEARS TIME are probably HARD AS STONES-put on a JUGGLING ACT while SHOUTING how much you STILL LOVE THE REPUBLIC even after all the HORRIBLE THINGS THEY DID and GATHER as MUCH ATTENTION TO YOURSELF AS POSSIBLE. The absolute BEST kind of REPUBLIC AGENTS are the ONES that are INCREDIBLY OVERT.

    It's what the HOLOVIDS taught you anyway. And you've been LIVING AN ENTIRE YEAR of your life on WHAT those ACTION SPY HOLOVIDS have TAUGHT YOU. So they MUST be ACCURATE REPRESENATATIONS on what BEING A SUPER SPY is LIKE.

    OTHERWISE you probably would have DIED HORRIBLY by this POINT in TIME.
     
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    Sorry for the hold-up, folks. I had some unexpected work these past two days - couldn't be avoided, came out of nowhere.
    I can pretty much confirm that yes, unsurprisingly, that was the reason I named the Prologue as much. It seemed to fit with what was going on there, particularly the outcome of having Saber's moral innocence be shattered with the killing of the Jedi Master. Now he needs to do something about that emotional immaturity of his and then we can talk.

    I can also confirm that the Disciples are going to be a factor moving forward, and I've stated as much previously, but I'm not sure they're actually going to be a big factor for Act II. There's the Mynock and Kestrel stuff to handle first, as the scuffle they had on Dantooine wasn't by the Disciples (because Doop would have recognized their distinctive robes in the dream sequence), and I get the feeling their plot won't be just done by the moment we finally meet them.
    [​IMG]

    You APPROACH the GRIZZLED SOLDIER for a QUESTION of REAL URGENCY.

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    UNFORTUNATELY, this is the *ACTUAL* MAJOR RICHARD RYDER so you're pretty much asked POLITELY to LEAVE his IMMEDIATE PRESENCE... IMMEDIATELY.

    MAN, WHAT A MAJOR DICK.

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    Since you aren't THAT MUCH FOND of ICECREAM to BEGIN WITH and THROWING IT to the GROUND in a FIT of RAGE is just UNPATRIOTIC, you decide to PASS IT OVER to the CHISS BABE with a CHEAP COMMENT about the fact that she LOOKS COLD on the OUTSIDE, but is PROBABLY HOTH on the INSIDE.

    BECAUSE THIS THREAD APPARENTLY HAS A CHISS FETISH.

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    You sound like a SERIAL KILLER.

    The CHISS BABE accepts your WEIRD GIFT and returns to CASUAL CONVERSATION with her HORNY MAN FRIEND.

    [​IMG]

    You now GAIN POLITICAL POINTS with the CHISS ASCENDANCY! Congratulations, you are now SLIGHTLY MORE POPULAR with YOUNG VOTERS sympathetic to the PLIGHT of RESTORING FORMER ASCENDANCY RELATIONS.

    POLITICAL POINTS can be EXCHANGED for FAVORS from their RESPECTIVE FACTIONS or they can be ACCUMULATED as STATIC INFLUENCE to HELP YOU in your CAMPAIGN to FIX the REPUBLIC from within.

    You decide to ENTER the ICECREAM PARLOR with the HOPES of BUYING some ICECREAM for your CLIENT. You may be LATE, but at least you'll be FASHIONABLY LATE.

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    You are now INSIDE SVEN'S. This is a CROWDED PLACE.

    EVEN MORE CHISS are SITTING at the CENTRAL TABLE, and these GUYS are STILL IN UNIFORM.

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    You can see the PROPRIETOR of this STORE and the WAITRESS STANDING behind the COUNTER.

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    You DECIDE to APPROACH THEM.

    SHOCKING, I KNOW.

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    You can CHOOSE from the FOLLOWING SELECTION of FLAVORS: RAINBOW PRINCESS, GENERIC VANILLA, LITERALLY SH*T and VIAGRA.

    What flavor do you choose for your Senate client?
     
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    Two scoops of Rainbow Princess, with a third scoop of Viagra sandwiched between them.
     
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    VIAGRA! Politicians are MOSTLY JUST OLD MEN. The CLIENT will APPRECIATE your CONCERN for KEEPING his "LIGHTSABER" PROPERLY LIT.
     
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    Stealth Viagra!
    That means one small ball of Viagra with one large ball of Rainbow Princess covering it. Otherwise known as the "My Little Tauntaun".

    At least that's how a competent Republic agent would do it.
     
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    Alternatively buy a SECOND SET of ICECREAM. FIVE NASTY SCOOPS of LITERALLY SH*T neatly packaged so the CLIENT doesn't know what's inside until it's TOO LATE in the likely scenario where he ends up being a DICKWAD or SOMETHING.
     
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    That Zabrak over there looks like he has some PERFORMANCE ANXIETY. Look at what he's eating with his date. :D
     
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    Hahaha, I'm highly undecided between these two...
     
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    Even though I came up with one of them, I actually prefer what DLOTB just came up with.
     
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    WAIT, are we going to have BOTH SETS of ICECREAM PACKAGED? Then how would WE know which set of ICECREAM is WHICH?

    On an UNRELATED NOTE, question how WREX behind the COUNTER there came to be the PROPRIETOR of AN ICE CREAM SHOP. You should ALSO QUESTION why it's CALLED ICE CREAM and not something more STAR WARSY. I mean KRIFF, we call illegal drugs SPICE and call robots DROIDS. WHY IS ICE CREAM STILL ICE CREAM?

    Is there some ICE CREAM BARON on HOTH that sells this FOR CREDITS and has a TRADEMARK on THE BRAND?

    YOU NEED TO BREAK UP THIS MONOPOLY JUN BLAND!
     
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