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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    RAINBOW PRINCESS!
     
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    I find it hilarious that this is what Lunk went with. JUN BLAND going with GENERIC VANILLA doesn't surprise me but Lunk just straight up went to Wrex there and said 'gimme some of that tauntaun stuff. LOTS OF IT'.

    Also we are now past the 2000th post!! :D

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    Let's get a scoop of rainbow princess, and a scoop of Viagra. Who knows what this meeting might turn into?
     
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    Yeah that seems reasonable.
     
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    We don't need the old politicians getting too aroused to listen. Perhaps, it would be best if we give them some Shitty Viagra™ instead? ;)
     
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  6. Pomojema

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    Do you mean a tiny scoop of Literal Sh*t surrounded by a larger scoop of Viagra, making it the surprise at the center, or the other way around?
     
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    Buy them GENERIC VANILLA. You need something CONVENTIONAL, INOFFENSIVE, UNCONTROVERSIAL, and BORING: EVERYTHING a POLITICIAN wants!
     
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    Yeah, a surprise at the centre. Get them all flustered.
     
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    And boy, what a shitty surprise it is.
     
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    Can't believe we're strategically discussing whether or not to put feces or viagra as a gift for some random employer. Like, THIS is an ACTUAL CHOICE. THAT PROBABLY MATTERS™
    Fifty creds say our client is a BRONY and will LOVE this combo the most.
     
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  11. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    He prefers the term "Tauntaunus Ferus Caballus Minimus enthusiast".
     
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    I'm trying to think of alternative names for ice cream but can only come up with names that sound like drug comas or problems with your nether regions. You know, stuff like SPICE DREAM and HOTH BALLS.

    I've gotta go with this one, although Pomo's was a close second. Once the viagra kicks in, those politicians will certainly be distracted, thus making you the smartest person in the room!
     
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    I was planning to make a new splash screen in style of the Star Wars movie posters, but I still suck at drawing. Maybe I'll do something for our Year One anniversary, since it's literally less than a month away.
    [​IMG]

    You INITIATE OPERATION "MY LITTLE TAUNTAUN" in the HOPES that your CLIENT is either: an OLD MALE with a SUITABLE PHYSIOLOGY, like those WEIRD ALIENS CALLED HUMANS; a GENTLE LITTLE PRINCESS INSIDE, or in the BEST CASE SCENARIO, a BRONY.

    Since you're an ASPIRING REPUBLIC AGENT, you also decide to go with a PLAN B. CODENAME: "SECOND HARVEST", because SOME POLITICIANS are just FULL OF CRAP at TIMES and THIS is the REASON FOR IT.

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    NOT WREX packages all this in TWO PERFECTLY IDENTICAL BOXES, because there's just NO WAY a COMPETENT AGENT such as yourself will GET this WRONG, right?

    NOT WREX: "That'll be sixty credits."
    JUN BLAND: "Can I get a handsome boy discount?"
    NOT WREX: "No."
    JUN BLAND: "Well, why not? Worked just fine moments ago."
    NOT WREX: "Because my bimbo colleague's shift is done. That sort of crap doesn't work on me."

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    You ASK BESALISK WREX how he ended up in THIS STRANGE GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, working his LIFE AWAY in some RANDOM ICECREAM PARLOR.

    APPARENTLY, this is NOT the ONLY JOINT he's WORKING AT. According to NOT WREX, he is also WORKING at SOME FANCY HIPSTER RESTAURANT in one of those LOWER LEVELS of CORUSCANT where the YOUNG, POMPOUS SENATORS like to PRETEND to LIVE DANGEROUSLY.

    BUT WHY, THO?

    BECAUSE HE HAS ENORMOUS CHILD SUPPORT BILLS TO PAY. With icecream.

    Why do they even CALL it ICECREAM in this GALAXY, anyway?

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    Uh... THANKS for the ADVICE, NOT WREX.

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    Yeah, you'd BEST be OFF. LIFE is TOUGH LIVING with just ONE BRUTE, you can't imagine what'd be a LIFE with TWO.

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    You are now in the APPROACH to the SENATE DISTRICT. NEXT to you are some POORLY PLACED SHAMELESS ADVERTS of HOLOSHOWS that you KINDA LIKED; a BORED-TO-DEATH JEDI MASTER whom you RECOGNIZE as the person that RECENTLY VOUCHED for you to the REST of the POLITICIANS after a BRIEF CASE you did; the SENATOR of MON CALA, SCARR MCFISHFACE, and a BUNCH of RANDOM TROOPERS.

    What do you do?
     
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    That Jedi Master may pose a threat to your plans. We need some kind of diversion when the politician receives the ice-cream, and Lunk can provide it. Commence Operation Raggle Fraggle:
     
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    That's.. a very COLORFUL way to describe it.
    RESCUE the OLD LADY from SCARR MCFISHFACE by INITIATING CONVERSATION with her. SURELY a MELLOW FELLOW such as YOURSELF has TIME for SIDE QUESTS? Plus it will probably GIVE YOU POLITICAL POINTS with the JEDI!
     
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    Get down on your knees before the JEDI MASTER and start YELLING how grateful you are for YOUR EXPERIENCE TOGETHER and that she's THE BEST YOU EVER HAD. Then offer to PAY HER FOR THE SERVICES SHE PROVIDED TO YOU.
     
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    TRY to IMITATE the MON CAL'S sort of INCREDIBLY CREEPY GRIN he has GOING ON THERE

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    LOOK AT HIM

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    HONESTLY, LOOK AT HIM

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    THAT IS THE FACE OF A MAN THAT CAN MAKE SITH LORDS BREAK DOWN AND CRY JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM

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    DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY TO YOU, MOOF MILKER?

    CLEARLY such an ASTOUNDINGLY EFFECTIVE PSYCHOLOGICAL WEAPON needs to be LEARNED by YOU. JUN BLAND. SO YOU IMITATE THAT SMILE AS BEST YOU CAN. And when you fail horribly ask Fishy McScarface HIS DARK FORBIDDEN SECRETS to BETTER UTILIZE such a LOOK that STRIKES FEAR into the HEARTS of your ENEMIES.
     
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    You know why McFishface is smiling? Because he smells the sweet chocolate(?)ty goodness you carry in one of those two tins. This would be a great opportunity to both gain political points, and try to find your client. Present McFishface with Operation Second Harvest, and ask him where to find your client. While he's distracted with his delicious(?) meal you should tots find a way of thanking the Jedi Master. Operation My Little Tauntaun should turn that frown of hers upside down!
     
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    You GET DOWN on your KNEES and start YELLING about how GRATEFUL you are for the EXPERIENCE you've BOTH SHARED TOGETHER in those LOWER LEVELS and that it was DEFINITELY the BEST EXPERIENCE you've HAD YET. 10/10 WOULD EXPERIENCE AGAIN.

    You also OFFER PAYMENT in CREDITS because you're a TRUE PATRIOT who REWARDS EXCEPTIONAL SERVICE to the REPUBLIC.

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    "UGH."

    You have CAUSED a POLITICAL SCANDAL. You lose ONE POLITICAL POINT with the JEDI ORDER!

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    DAMAGE CONTROL, LUNK! DO IT NOW!

    INITIATE OPERATION: "RAGGLE FRAGGLE"!

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    LUNK ANGRILY SWALLOWS his RAINBOW PRINCESS ICECREAM MIDWAY through his MOUTH.

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    ...before promptly ATTEMPTING to SALVAGE the POLITICAL SHITSTORM you've MADE.

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    You have REGAINED your POLITICAL POINTS with the JEDI ORDER for SAVING the DIGNITY of your former CONTACT.

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    You have also LOST POLITICAL POINTS with the REPUBLIC ARMY for DISTURBING the PEACE.

    MAN, POLITICS is HARD!

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    You now approach the CREEPY SENATOR of MON CALA and INQUIRE him about his EQUALLY CREEPY SMILE because clearly the thing a MELLOW FELLOW such as you NEEDS is a SICK, TWISTED, PERVERTED SMILE to ADD to your ARSENAL of CHARM.

    He AGREES to TEACH you this POWER if you but HELP HIM OUT with a SMALL PROBLEM: by TAKING CARE of an ANNOYING SELKATH ORANGE MERCHANT setting up SHOP at the SENATE DISTRICT a bit FURTHER UP.

    What do you do?
     
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