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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    You APPROACH the fancy Chiss guy to see what's got him looking so troubled by asking "How can someone wearing such a magnificent cape look so distressed??" ... Hopefully your FLATTERY will DISTRACT him from your not-so-subtle attempt to gain INTEL !
     
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    They're Chiss. They're always distressed.
     
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    Ah KRIFF

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    LOOK

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    AT THIS

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    FISHY FACED

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    NERF HERDERING CREEPER

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    It RIVALS even this FANTASTICALLY FREAKY FISH FACED FIEND

    ASK this OTHER HORRIFYING FISH MAN what HIS OWN SECRETS on achieving such a FEAR STRIKING SMILE .
     
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    THIS FEELS LIKE JUSTICE AND BETRAYAL AT THE SAME TIME.


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    Isn't the guy talking to BORED JEDI MASTER that Jedi that Mynock was endlessly annoying?

    Well...since we did level up Lunk (because...democracy), let us at least take advantage. Strike up a conversation with the Chiss entourage and have Lunk go SMASH the Selkath's oranges behind their backs.
     
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    You know what they say... misery attracts company!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Spicy. +1
    Good eye! He is also Doop's master, though I doubt Jun knows that
     
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    You NEED a DISTRACTION: have LUNK fake an ANTI-CHISS HATECRIME while you SNIPE the FISHY ORANGE-MONGER in the HEAD. The AUTHORITIES will CERTAINLY focus on the POLITICALLY DAMAGING crime, rather than yours. What's the MURDER of one MERCHANT compared to the ASSAULT of DIPLOMATS?! BLUE LIVES MATTER!!!
     
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    i defy you!
     
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    Cheap oranges... cheep (space) ostriches. Aha, that merchant's scheme has been uncovered. Time to foil his dastardly smuggling plans. I hear those birds make excellent snacks when cooked, and you'll need something to pass the time in the boring political conversations to come :D.
     
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    Foment POLITICAL STRIFE with your newfound POLITICS. ADDRESS the CHISS and POINT OUT that ORANGE CLASHES terribly with BLUE. Such CONFLICT OF INTEREST will surely REFLECT POORLY on CHISS STANDING in the SENATE. Ergo, the ORANGE SELLER MUST GO! STOP the ORANGES!



    POLITICS by BLAND™. Getting Others To Do The Dirty Work Since Last Update.
     
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    Not even the GFFA is safe from the horrors of the Innsmouth Look.

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    Ask the blue one, why he is staring like this and if he has any special problem :).
    Maybe he needs a little demonstration of your new lunk qualities!
     
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    Sorry for the holdup, folks. I'm working on a couple of key character sprites for the upcoming Senate locations, since it pretty much looks like we're headed towards a collision course with the political elite. Would be a shame if those ended up looking like basic extras (of which I also need a fairly big amount).
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    You DECIDE to CHARGE THROUGH the BLUE LIVES IN FRONT of YOU.

    You are DENIED THIS by a FANCY LOOKING CHISS sporting a FANCY LOOKING CAPE. It's PURPLE!

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    He also has SUCH FINE MANNERS. For a CHISS, even!

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    JEEZ, it's LIKE their ENTIRE RACE has a STICK UP their BUTTOCKS or SOMETHING.

    You realize that this isn't such a POLITICALLY CORRECT THING to SAY. You OPT for DIPLOMACY INSTEAD.

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    The FANCY CHISS is HAVING NONE OF IT!

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    NEITHER IS LUNK, in his OWN INSULT-UPGRADED WAY.

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    AH, NOTHING QUITE as RELIEVING like an INFO DUMP in the EVENING.

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    He's right, you know.

    This is WHY you only had ONE (and a half) CHAPTER in the FIRST ACT.

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    LUNK is SPEECHLESS. Quite possibly because he's trying to CONTAIN the RAGE deep within. He really SHOULD STOP eating so much SPICY FOOD.

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    YEAH, YOU TELL THEM, JUN!

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    CRAP, looks like they HEARD YOU.

    You lose 5 POLITICAL INFLUENCE with the CHISS ASCENDANCY because the CHISS are ARROGANT SNOBS that are HARD TO PLEASE. Literally NO ONE is envying SABER right now for TRYING to GET IN GOOD with RED.

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    You approach the FRUIT SELLER of EVIL and DECLARE that there is now a PLANET-WIDE BAN on ORANGES because they've been DECLARED as NO LONGER a GRAPE FRUIT. Only GRAPES can now be OFFICIALLY SOLD on CORUSCANT! That's right!

    LUNK: "Yousa aware that oranges are citru-"
    JUN: "JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD."

    If the ORANGE MERCHANT does not take his DISTURBED GRIN and his APOCALYPTIC BOXES somewhere else, you'll have NO CHOICE but to UNLEASH the LUNK upon him! GUNGAN FURY SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

    The MERCHANT thinks you're BLUFFING. We'll see about that.

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    FRUIT VENDOR: "MY ORANGES!"

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    FRUIT VENDOR gives you EMPTY THREATS!

    You remain UNCONVINCED.

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    He takes his LEAVE, because you have UPGRADED LUNK earlier before. LUNK was CLEARLY the way to go.

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    BY THE FORCE, STOP DESTROYING YOUR POLITICAL REPUTATION, JUN!

    Either INVEST in POLITICS or BE MORE CAREFUL, you DOLT!

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    NO ONE likes you, JUN. NO ONE likes you, but some WEIRD OLD GUYS called the LOYALIST CAUCUS.

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    LOOK AT THIS CRAP. The only PERSON who's LESS POPULAR with the POLITICAL FACTIONS right now is the CHANCELLOR HIMSELF!

    This has to stop.

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    You are now at the SENATE ENTRANCE. In front of you is your FORMERLY EMBARRASSED FORMER CLIENT and an UNKNOWN JEDI MASTER. Also some SOLDIERS.

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    The CONTACT ADDRESSES you by NAME and now EXPECTS you DO THE SAME.

    There's just one TINY PROBLEM...

    Uh... what is her name, exactly?
     
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    SATELE SHAN!

    Plot Twist: AGE has not been KIND to her in the NEW CANON.
     
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    her name is not important ~ bring her an ORANGE: food is the LANGUAGE OF PEACE.

    and maybe tell Lunk to back off before he screws this pooch too.
     
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    Tat-wan Lattie.
     
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    FLASH. She is JEDI MASTER FLASH. And ONE DAY, when she becomes the HEAD of the ORDER, she will be GRAND MASTER FLASH. POLITICS is a JUNGLE SOMETIMES, but she'll keep you from GOING UNDER.
     
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    IVANA HUMPALOT
     
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    IT'S A CONSPIRACY! IS IT TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING!
    --- Double Post Merged, Jan 28, 2017, Original Post Date: Jan 28, 2017 ---
    Mon Blootha
     
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