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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    You must ensure that BOREDOM doesn't show it's UGLY FACE in your presence. As a MANDALORIAN, you won't stand for it. You have the BARKEEP play some decent MUSIC and CHALLENGE everyone present to a DANCE OFF.
     
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    Endorsed! :)
     
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    And can sing too. Honestly, can't tell if I'm more jealous of Kit Harrington or Rose Leslie.

    START up a ROUSING CHORUS of a MANDALORIAN WAR SONG. Because nothing will set people at ease like a MANDALORIAN singing about KILLING PEOPLE.

    Also, am I the only one who read PAL POUTINE with the voice of Woodhouse from Archer?
     
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    [​IMG]

    You CAN'T have a HANGOVER, if you're ALWAYS DRUNK.

    You are now WISDOM STAN. You use your STANDARD WISDOM to tell you what to DO NEXT because you have NO PLOT.

    MAY the TARD LOGIC be with you. ALWAYS.

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    You ask the BESALISK BARTENDER, WREX, about SOMETHING TRULY POTENT and TRULY SPECIAL. SOMETHING that will HAMMER you like a KRAYT DRAGON in HEAT.

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    WREX gives you an UNEXPECTED STAR WARS: GALAXIES reference. Also the FINEST QUALITY WHISKEY in the GALAXY that's FAR FAR AWAY, and NOT the CLOSE ONE that's you know, REALLY QUITE NEAR.

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    You ASSURE WREX that you NEED something BETTER for this SPECIAL OCCASION! It's NOT an EVERYDAY OCCURRENCE that you get PROMOTED from RECURRING EXTRA to MAIN CAST. After all, this should be of NO SURPRISE to ANYONE. You are CLEARLY WINNER MATERIAL!

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    You are SICKENED, but CURIOUS about the FACT that WREX has SOMETHING that might just SATE you.

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    CAUTION is ADVISED, but you were NEVER one about SUBTLETY, now were you?

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    You DOWN the BOTTLE of RYNCOL VALOROUSLY, as if it's a BOTTLE of STANDARD WATER, because you are STANDARD FETT, the STANDARD ALCOHOLIC!

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    OH, BOY! You can REALLY FEEL the FORCE RIGHT NOW.

    It's as if this ENERGY BINDS you, and SURROUNDS you, and PENETRATES you, and HOLDS the GALAXY TOGETHER.

    ARE YOU NOT A LUMINOUS BEING!?

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    Apparently not.

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    You STRATEGICALLY PACE your WAY across the ROOM towards the BIG SHINY YELLOW TERMINAL.

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    You're FAR TOO MUCH INFLUENCED right now to be READING THIS CRAP.

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    "ERNIEEEE!"

    STAN, this isn't VOICEMAIL.

    You DECIDE to NOTIFY the HONOURED™ PATRONS of this RESTAURANT that you're the one PAYING THEM the FINEST LIQUOR MILK in the GALAXY in the MOST DIGNIFIED WAY IMAGINABLE: a MANDALORIAN DANCE-OFF!

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    You START to DANCE the DRUNKARD'S DANCE because you're TOO DRUNK to DANCE ANYTHING ELSE.

    NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR LIQUOR!

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    MY, MY... HOW the TABLES have TURNED.

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    You have also OFFENDED the BLUE PERSON.

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    JEEZ, that's going a bit TOO FAR, isn't it?

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    PAL POUTINE: "Excuse me, sir? Your meal is ready. The finest bantha guts from the Jundland Wastes."

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    STAN: "Hold the f*ck up. I never ordered bantha guts."

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    PAL POUTINE: "We are unable to fulfill your snoked salmon order. The plague is contaminating our salmon supply, according to our cook. Surely you can understand that we'd prefer not to be the ones serving our customers their last meal. We're a business, you see."

    What do you do?
     
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    PULL OFF the MOST DRAMATIC RANT EVER about your RIGHTS as an ESTEEMED CUSTOMER of this ESTABLISHMENT!

    In truth, you are ACTUALLY LYING and really don't mind the change of dish.
     
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    Ask Pal Poutine to tell you a story to cheer you up! Pal Poutine loves to tell stories! Especially stories that the Jedi would not tell you!
     
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    SNOKE IS PLAGUEIS CONFIRMED! IT'S ALL IN THE SUBTEXT! WAKE UP PEOPLE!
     
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    In your RYNCOL influenced state, you see the POTENTIAL for your JEDI-ISH parts to solve a PROBLEM. Why is the snoked salmon PLAGUED? Whose PLAGUE is it? Where did the PLAGUE come from? Does the PLAGUE only affect snoked salmon? Are you saying PLAGUE too many times? Are you asking too many QUESTIONS, or the right amount?

    Have Poutine bring your LESS than desirable dish while you INVESTIGATE, but make sure it has enough ROSEMARY on it. "A man can live on BANTHA GUTS from here till JUDGEMENT DAY if he's got enough ROSEMARY." You inform him, which is something that your old BOOKISH master, CRAZYHAIR once told you.
     
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    So much this. ENDORSED!

    There is SOMETHING AWFULLY FISHY about this LACK of FISHIES... *narrows eyes*
     
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    Well I never! He could have at least ask us first! This place does not live up your finest of standards Standard! Demand that they compensate you for wasting your time! That table you flipped would suffice, you've always been a fan of rustic wooden furniture for your home decorating.
     
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    You quickly realise that the Duros dude is not some kind of MAD PROPHET or RACIST WEIRDO, but he actually means humans are the very source of the plague! That means you can have ALL the salmon you want, you're immune to the contamination.

    And if PAL POUTINE denies providing salmon to ANY humans, claim that, unlike you, the others don't carry a grenade launcher lightsaber.
     
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    CONSIDERING that you actually PREFER BANTHA GUTS to SALMON, you could figure this was a BOUT of LUCK on your part

    But from YOUR EXPERIENCE, there is NO SUCH THING as LUCK

    That doesn't mean you can't be given a DISCOUNT on YOUR MEAL or perhaps even a GIFT CARD
     
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    BAR FIGHT WITH THE DUROS!
     
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    These two are really high level! :D

    Yay!!!!!!!! Scrap! Fight! Brawl!
     
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    Loving the ME references :D
    Read Wrex's lines in his voice.
     
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    DAMN it, PAL POUTINE! Do you want DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS? Because this is how you get DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS! You'll need to devise a SUITABLE PUNISHMENT. Like RUBBING SAND into his DEAD LITTLE EYES.
     
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    So that's how Sith get yellow eyes? Too much sand in them? ;)
     
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    Nah, that's jaundice from the liver failure.
     
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