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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    double down on the endorsement to humanize that creature in a mask by taking it OFF.
     
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    Well you're not wrong...

    I mean, we are literally the LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE here. However, we're also the board of directors breathing down Al's neck to make petty script changes as it goes along. So we got that going for us, which is nice...
     
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    hahahahaha ~ lords of everything, gods of nothing.
     
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    Let's face it guys @Pomojema was the real hero of this update!
    Oh this is going to be some good stuff! I don't want to spoil the others but as someone who read the original it's going to be great. Seriously. At least I hope @Alamact takes it in that direction.
     
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    Definitely get Galt to take off his mask then get him to his ship so we can get this show on the road.
    Also uses the force (We do have force powers don't we) to grab the weapon on the table after all the way you deal with situations you can never be too heavily armed.
     
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    That's Galt personal hunting rifle. I seriously would reconsider.

    ...it's not like Jedi can use rifles anyway... because that makes sense!
     
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    Right then on second thought step away from the table slowly after all we don't want any accidents now do we
     
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    Phew! That was too close for comfort! :eek:

    As for:
    ASSUME he already downed that bottle of scotch and CHUG IT ANYWAY, just to show what a BADASS you are!
    If he DID, there should be enough ALCOHOL in it to satisfy your BOOZE!

    Out of RESPECT, or SHEER HORROR, he will take his HELMET off!

    Then take him to his SHIP to get this SHOW ON THE ROAD!
     
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    Hold up, I thought it was perfectly clear that we're not dealing with actual booze here. xD
    Only Galt's latest hunta' survival batch!
     
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    Well what do you suggest? Let it mature in an oak cask for 10 years?!:eek:
    Booze cannot wait that long!! :D

    #JustChugIt!
     
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    I can't be the only one who felt like these toilet analogies are getting out of hand ;).

    I mean, seriously Galt should piss off after being such a pisstaker. Not only has it made you rather pissed, now you can't even get pissed!

    Writing this was no piece of piss ;).
     
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    Unless there enough alcohol in it!!! :p If there's enough alcohol in it, it count's as BOOZE!! :D

    I mean... are you taking a piss?


    #JustChugIt!
     
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    I disagree! Doop Skychafer may be MANY THINGS:

    -D*UCHEBAG
    -INTERSTELLAR SWINDLER
    -JEDI DROPOUT
    -COVETOUS BASTARD
    -THAT ONE JERKASS CHILDHOOD FRIEND WHO ALWAYS TELLS ON YOU TO YOUR MOTHER (Forcedamn it, GARY!)...

    but he does not DEAL in SELF HARM. (that's Saber's job)

    His GINORMOUS EGO just doesn't ALLOW ROOM for ADDITIONAL CHARACTER TRAITS.
     
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    Find some ACTUAL BOOZE to EXPUNGE this AWFUL REVELATION from your mind. Then LEAVE. As QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
     
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    Enjoy the ride, folks!
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    You decide to TALK BUSINESS with GALT and FINALIZE your PLANS for finding KESTREL and MYNOCK. You inform him that COLUMBO is going to ACCOMPANY him to JEDHA and you'll be TRAVELING ALONE on the TURKEY. This complication could have EASILY BEEN avoided if you just decided to PACK EVERYONE TOGETHER on your ship, but no, that'd actually MAKE SENSE, right?

    We can't have that. Nope.

    Before you each DEPART to your RESPECTIVE VESSELS, there is one last THING you need CLEARED UP in this NEWFOUND PARTNERSHIP...

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    Jeez, Doop, isn't that a bit of a personal request?

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    DRAMATIC PAUSE.

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    Who is JOHN GALT?

    A former escaped patient of STEVE.

    You, of course, don't know exactly who STEVE is other than him being that ONE WEIRD GUY that you KEEP DREAMING ABOUT. This sentence is PURELY for the BENEFIT of the AUDIENCE. Now get your ASS to the HANGAR! You've been SLACKING on ONDERON for FAR TOO LONG.

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    You are now IN FRONT of your STRANGELY DISPROPORTIONATE SHIP, the CENTENNIAL TURKEY.

    It's time to PUT your ACTUAL PLANS into ACTUAL MOTION.

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    Albeit, hesitantly.

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    Well, it'll get you to the end of the PLOT at least, that's for sure.

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    You RESIGN yourself to a COMPLETELY TRANQUIL TRIP to your DESTINATION. No MISSY. No COLUMBO. Just POACHIE and you.

    Yep. You're going to be ALONE on this TRIP. No doubts about it.

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    Unless...

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    CHOICES FREAKIN' MATTER™!

    You shouldn't have KICKED THE QUIRK in the GROIN and stolen her WARD, as well as her SHIP, all those MONTHS AGO.

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    You are now STANDARD FETT, the STANDARDLY CAPTURED JEDI MASTER strapped to a STANDARD TORTURE DEVICE.

    What a FUN ROOM you've woken up to!

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    There's SOMETHING DISTURBING about these DEVICES laid out in front of you, but your HEAD HURTS far too much at the moment for you to REMEMBER WHY.

    STAN: "I must have eaten something foul."

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    "Not quite."

    SO... WE MEET AGAIN, PAL POUTINE.

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    If you didn't know any better, it looks like you're a part of some ELABORATELY CLICHED JAMES BOND INTERROGATION SCENE.

    Actually, you don't know ANY BETTER.

    What do you do?
     
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    You did not disappoint with Galt, Al. :D
    That was friggin awesome! I actually completely forgot about the Quirk too!

    What to do? This is a JAMES BOND VILLAIN SCENE. Ask PAL POUTINE to SPILL the SHINY PLOT DETAILS using CRUDE EXPOSITORY DIALOGUE!
     
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    Looks like there's only one way out of this

    LIE TO YOURSELF

    LIE like your LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

    BECAUSE IT DOES

    YOU'RE not COMPLETELY RESTRAINED to some TORTURE TABLE. NOPE. YOU'RE STILL UNCONSCIOUS in the middle of STREET. YEP. Any second now you're going to just WAKE UP.

    LIE TO YOURSELF TO THE POINT WHERE YOUR LIES BECOME TRUTH
     
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    Yes! YES! So much this!

    ASK about the RED LIGHTS too.

    ALTERNATIVELY: USE the FORCE to UNCHAIN yourself.

    (aaah! those twists really caught me off guard!)
     
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    Find some way to disconnect or limit the electricity level of the control panel. This doesn't look like a guy who should gain unlimited power™ now, does it? After all, Alfred was more useful than Batman in a film I'd rather forget about!

    Afterwards, you should feign sleepiness. This bond villain has been waiting a long time to spill the beans on his plan, and your reaction will hopefully catch him off-guard.
     
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