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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Hahaha, god I just know this is gonna end so bad.


    Endorsed!
     
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    Dork Lord of the Bith PhD in Sith Ethics

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    You sly devil you... Now this is how you start a catfight at the worst possible moment!
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    Master_Farkaz Jedi General

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    First off... Welcome back dear Rear Admiral! Awesome update!
    So she HAS bewitched you! You lucky so n' so!
    I sense MORE than one OTHER path will ALSO lead to the end of our quest on NAR SHADDAA... just not a satisfactory one... and a rather ACUTE and DEFINITIVE one at that! :confused:
    Endorsed!
    This SORRY TALE has reached SUCH previously unknown definitions of LOW, the ONLY way now is UP!
    This is some good advise! Rear Admiral, are you paying attention?
    Since the PG-rating went OVERBOARD... Hell yeah! This NEEDS to happen!
    (Good luck animating this @Alamact! :D)
     
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    Can we borrow it, Obi ?!
     
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    Adventurers always go left.
     
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    This whole setting reminds me of the finale of a well known Indy film.
    Therefore go where ever you want BUT MIND TO STEP ON THE RIGHT TILES and try to NOT ACTIVATE MURDEROUS hidden arrows and axes. And if you should find some goblets in the very last room don't trink from the golden ones.
     
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    Meister Yoda Your Little Green Friend

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    Take care of your words you must.

    I'm pretty sure each decision will lead to the end of our quest.
    I have a good feeling about this.
    And again into plot armour I trust.
    The burden to take the right way is left to us now.
     
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    That's a uniquely educated guess, and a correct one.
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    You are no longer the NAIVE LITTLE LOBSTER that you were at the start of your adventure. Your countless tribulations and the suffering you've since endured have tempered your skepticism.

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    Nice save.

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    Not that RATCHET cares either way. She just wants this thing over with.

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    You go OVERBOARD with your SKEPTICISM as your lips acquaint themselves with the cold, torn-apart floor.

    Reward: THIS MUSICAL CUE.

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    Yes. BASK in your moment of INCOMPETENCE.

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    Missy proposes a sound, but convoluted plan.

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    You provide an unsound and EVEN MORE CONVOLUTED solution by STACKING ON TOP of ONE ANOTHER. It's rather quite uncomfortable, but your SUPERIOR GEOMETRY will surely prevent MISSY from UNDERRATING your ABILITY in the near future.

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    You're probably wondering what happened to RATCHET'S GUN, aren't you?

    Cayden pulled it down from the promenade during your fateful introduction, prompting the author to redraw Missy's gun to fit your MANDALORIAN FRIEND. Continuity is a harsh and unforgiving mistress.

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    There is a absolutely NOTHING that could POSSIBLY GO WRONG with RATCHET aiming with an unfamiliar WEAPON CLASS from such a clumsy position.

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    Ratchet is a MARKSMAN, therefore perfectly capable of subverting your expectations with a WELL-PLACED SHOT.

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    She explains to you that among other things, she saw a CAMERA poking out of the vent. It looks like that whoever these MYSTERIOUS KNIGHTS are, they are awfully fond of SURVEILLANCE.

    What a bunch of creeps.

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    According to Ratchet, the VENTILATION SHAFT forks to the left, which leaves the TWO DOORS in front of you as choices that are slightly more valid than the other ones. Now that you've eliminated all the other options, picking the correct entrance to the SANCTUM'S CENTRAL CHAMBER should be an easy decision to make.

    Will you take Door A to reach the Central Chamber or will you take Door B to reach the Central Chamber?

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    The PRESSURE proves too much for you as you CHICKEN OUT and HEAD for the ENTRANCE. Maybe this will prove to be the actual way forward, after all?

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    Nope. The only thing you proved is that you are a SPINELESS CRIMSON DOLT.

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    You decide to head back inside before your shame completely overwhelms you.

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    It looks like the owners of this fine establishment have lost their patience with you and OPENED the RIGHT WAY FORWARD with the LEFT DOOR.

    This is called railroading.

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    After descending down a flight of stairs and narrow hallways, you find yourself in the INNER SANCTUM of this FORCE-FORSAKEN PLACE.

    PRESS HERE FOR SOUNDTRACK.

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    A DARK SILHOUETTE stands in front of you, surrounded by its DISCIPLES.

    There is something UNCOMFORTABLY FAMILIAR about it.

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    A SHARP FEELING pierces your heart, as TINY NEEDLES soon follow to envelop it in a COLD EMBRACE.

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    Your old master. STEVE.


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    Chapter 17: Relics of Old

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    You are now JUN BLAND. Having undertaken the QUEST to SAVE THE REPUBLIC from the CHANCELLOR HIMSELF, you now find yourself in the PUB known as THE QUEST PUB on LEVEL 1313, a HUB of ILLICIT ACTIVITY and VALUABLE INFORMATION. LUNK, your LOYAL FRIEND and ASSOCIATE, is locked in the noble contest of ARM WRESTLING as you're cheering him on to the best of your charisma.

    His opponent, MANBEEF VANTRUCK, is surprisingly enough gaining the upper hand and the CREDITS you've so diligently earned to fund your UNDERWORLD QUEST are now at risk.

    What do you do?
     
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    I would love to be a fly on Capt. Andrew Luck's wall when he reads through this update.

    POSE MANBEEF a SIMPLE EQUATION.

    This will confuse him long enough for LUNK to regain the upper hand!
     
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    For those in need of a simple refresher.

    Jun's Conversation with Chancellor Yen-Zur: Part 1, Part 2.
     
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    @Alamact
    JUN BLAND gets PEANUTS from BAR.
    JUN then DISCREETLY SCATTERS PEANUTS at MANBEEF'S FEET.
    This causes LOSS OF FOOT TRACTION and UNSTEADINESS to MANBEEF.
    This advantage gives LUNK THE HIGHER GROUND GRIP and CERTAIN VICTORY.
     
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    Grab these interesting, attractive colourful things on the table and run. That will create the distraction needed to let Lunk gain the upper hand again.
     
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    Do what ANY GAMER does when they see they're ABOUT TO LOSE:

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    Hmmm... It SEEMS to me that our CHEERING SKILLS are DETRIMENTAL to Lunk's ability to keep things in HAND.

    Maybe we should try a NEW STRATEGY...
    Let's cheer on our OPPONENT... MANBEEF! Our apparent CHANGE of ALLEGIANCE and the sudden REALIZATION that he's being cheered on by the most BLAND individual in the Galaxy, PLUS the INHERENT UNDERMINING POWER of our cheering, might just be enough to OVERWHELM mister VANTRUCK long enough for LUNK to REGAIN the UPPER-HAND and FINISH THIS! :D
     
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    Frigging called it! @SaberingTime, @DarthSnow and I used to talk about this a lot back in Chapter 15 but we noticed how the mysterious knights used puce lightsabers and Alamact explicitly stated in this post here how it was a color used by Steve's goons:
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    Here is a side by side comparison of the peacekeepers from the flashback chapter in TFK and their reappearance in the battle of Corellia in LotF. There is also this throwaway line on page 7 about a puce lightsaber salvaged from the Nar Shaddaa underworld from the Knights of Jossh. I can't find where exactly but I am pretty sure Jossh is also an alias used by Steve.
    It looks like Al has been planning this a long time.
     
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    TEASE LUNK for his FAKE GUNGAN ACCENT and let his rage do all the work!
    I literally thought of you the minute I opened the music track! I just knew you were 100% going to be proven right by the end of the update.
     
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    Endorsed! Tell him how humiliating it would be to lose to someone who wears their shirt inside-out, and hope that that comment doesn't equally fuel Manbeef's rage as well!
     
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    How about a good old crocodile dundee trick from the what about creek bat scene will do the job. A sudden little irritating kiss on Manbeef's cheek will bring the right momentum :D
     
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