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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Thirded.
     
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    Well CLEARLY invest your LEVEL UP POINT in SABER

    AFTERALL you are DARTH SABER, and INVESTING IN YOURSELF is how you can GROW as a PERSON

    Or you can waste it on something STUPID like GIRLTALK, like THAT can EVER be useful to YOU.

    We all KNOW your LOBSTER ASS won't STAND A CHANCE at COURTSHIP.
     
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    INVEST YOUR ONE POINT in HEALTH. YOU SEE HITPOINTS, I SEE KNOWLEDGE OF NUTRITION AND COOKING FISH.
     
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    Since you are now a LEVEL 5 CHARACTER, and DOOP had two points to spend when he got to LEVEL 5 himself, it is only FAIR to AWARD you two points as well! SEE? WE'RE BALANCING STUFF! We're not slacking off on our class balancing, no sir!

    You gain ONE POINT in ETHICS and ONE POINT in GIRLTALK. Let's PUT them to USE!

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    SABER: "So, Red, did you know that it's actually unethical to roast fish because you're damaging the environment with that tiny campfire of yours. It's far better to eat them raw. The Neimoidians have already figured this out! A campfire is only worth it if it's placed on SAND."
    MISSY: "Easy for you to say, you studied on KORRIBAN; you're probably a sand-loving Sith Lord by now!"
    SABER: "I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
    MISSY: "Yeah. Unlike you."

    [​IMG]

    Ouch, RED. That was a tad OVERKILL.

    Looks like the FISH won't be the ONLY ROASTED THING in the MORNING.

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    After FINISHING your UNHAPPY MEAL, you ARRIVE to the NEXT ZONE. Some KATH HOUNDS are LURKING AROUND the AREA and a KINRATH PUP has RECENTLY EMERGED from his HOMELY HOME to JOYOUSLY GREET the START of a NEW DAY... and totally NOT engage in a MURDER SPREE.

    What do you do?
     
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    Make an AWKWARD COMPARISON between RED'S FACE and that KINRATH PUP as a CLUMSY GESTURE of ENDEARMENT! Watch as you PREDICTABLY make things WORSE.

    COUGH. TEASING BASTILA. COUGH.
     
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    SABER:"Hold! I sense danger ahead."
    MISSY(Dry as Hell):"Do you,now,captain obvious?What gave it away, the freshly mutilated Gizka's remains under the "DANGER-KATH HOUNDS" sign post we just passed, or the gigantic,growling,murder-hungry beast standing no more than 3.24x10^(-16) parsecs away?"
    S(starting to get slightly pissed):"I'll have you know my witcher senses force powers were the seventh best in my ethics class.When I say I sense danger I have a good reason for it."
    M:"I'm also positive Sith Ethics is a vastly popular subject in the academy.Were you seventh best out of seven?"
    S(embarassed):"We were EIGHT,the dropout still counts!Anyway,let's drop this,I think we should check out that PLACE OF POWER on the cliff."
    M:"I guess we've little choice anyway..."


    Sorry for the lengthy dialogue,I got on a roll for a moment there!:)
     
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    Oh sweet space Jesus! Kill the spike appendaged death machine! Kill it with fire!

    Edit: Or you know... we could push that obelisk thing down on top of it.
     
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    Guys, I just noticed an interesting visual cue. I'm not sure if it's intentional or a product of our decisions, but think it's nice how Saber and Missy have some sort of duality to them. Consider the following: Saber calls Missy Red because of the scarf-cloak-cape thingy. At least, that's what I assume. So we can say for sure that Missy is dressed in red.

    Missy is blue dressed in red. Saber is red dressed in blue. They're like two sides of the same coin.
     
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    SHOW Miss Red that you aren't an ILLITERATE BUFFON by READING her the INSCRIPTION on that OBELISK.

    If by chance you are for some reason UNABLE to READ whatever is on the OBELISK, then just MAKE SOMETHING UP. Like, it's TELLS of a PROPHECY of some CHOSEN ONE that WOULD DESTROY THE SITH and BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE.

    YEAH IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS, but it's not like SHE'D be able to PROVE that YOU'RE WRONG and ACTUALLY an IDIOT.
     
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    All of these are perfect!

    I was actually going to suggest something along the same lines as these two, so, seconded!
     
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    Just a forewarning: I'm currently in my childhood village for a "vacation", which is actually an excuse to go around visiting distant relations and appeasing my sycophantic side of the family, without proper internet access (or sewage, if we're being honest here). Apparently, I'm also allergic to ambrosia and this place where I'm at is ground zero for ambrosia in the local vicinity.

    How am I getting these updates done? Well, let's just say it involves mooching off of other people's internet via knowing their router's PIN number. Since I don't have constant internet access, expect a choppy schedule as I won't be around to always check your suggestions.
    [​IMG]

    SABER decides to SHOW OFF his FINEST SKILLS... that of STATING the OBVIOUS.

    MISSY is STARTING to WONDER whether SAVING your LIFE was even WORTH IT in the END.

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    You approach the RAKATAN OBELISK atop the CLIFF only to REALIZE that it contains a SUPER AWESOME LIGHTSABER CRYSTAL. At least, that's what it says on the INSCRIPTION, and you can TOTALLY READ LATIN RAKATAN. After all, you've learned all about it in your SITH ETHICS COURSE! Hopefully, this will CONVINCE MISSY that you're not just some RED-SKINNED BUFFOON, but a PROPER PUREBLOOD of the HIGHEST PURITY and UPBRINGING!

    However, the other part of the INSCRIPTION says that only someone who's IMMERSED in the DARK SIDE can OPEN IT.

    Well done, SABER!     Even your FIRST CHOICE in this ADVENTURE is all WRONG!

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    SABER: "Well, would you look at that? A kinrath pup!"
    MISSY: "I hate these things."
    SABER: "Why? It looks rather cute and harmless. It reminds me of your face."
    MISSY: "You know what’s sad? I can’t even tell if that was supposed to be a compliment."

    MISSY: "Have you EVER spoken to a lady before?"
    SABER: "I... wouldn’t exactly call my pilot a lady, no."
    MISSY: "Just *how* did you even manage to get through the Sith Academy alive? You barely seem the type."
    SABER: "Now before you start flinging assumptions, I’ll have you know I was top of my class!"
    MISSY: "Right. Sith Ethics! A very popular course, I’m sure."

    MISSY: "...you were the only attendant, weren’t you?"

    [​IMG]

    But at least you were the BEST ATTENDANT STEVE could ever HOPE FOR!

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    MISSY is TIRED of this KINRATH nonsense! She KILLS the PUP for SWEET, DELICIOUS XP POINTS. WITH FIRE.

    [​IMG]

    THE LOCAL KATH HOUNDS begin to FEAST upon the REMAINS of the POOR, INNOCENT CAVE FLESH SPIDER PUPPY.

    What do you do?
     
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    I ship it. xD
    They remind me of Link and Zelda from that one cartoon. :D






    SNEAK PAST the DISTRACTED KATH HOUNDS and GO to the NEXT AREA™.
     
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    NO! We will NOT be RAILROADED into some LINEAR ADVENTURE!

    SNEAK PAST the KATH HOUNDS and ENTER the SMALL CAVE! It's time to PUT this PLOT to a TOTAL HALT!
     
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    OBSERVE the CIRCLE OF LIFE UNFOLD BEFORE YOU

    Then MOVE the NEARBY BOULDER with the FARCE to CRUSH the KATH HOUNDS UNDER IT for even MORE XP
     
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    It seems little miss MISSY does NOT appreciate your efforts to make a connection.We must resort to firmer solutions!
    Show MISSY who's BOSS by braving the depths of this UNQUESTIONABLY HAZARDOUS cave in style! When you're done with the cave's poor inhabitants(may contain Krayt Dragons), throw in a few thermal detonators and slowly walk away from the explosions, all the while MISSY is drooling over you! Then snap out of your fantasizing and just sneak past those hounds...
     
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    Those KATH HOUNDS might LOOT the KINRATH PUP before you get to it. DESTROY THEM and LOOT THEM ALL.
     
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    Snote's Redemption CONFIRMED?
     
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    At least the Obelisk now has a use. Farcepush that thing down upon the sweat, unsuspecting Kath PUPPIES! That will prove you are a Sith once and for all. Killing the adorable, of so cuddly hounds of death.
     
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    (pwned)Dewit. (pwned)
     
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