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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Scream out loud:"LOOK OVER THERE. THE MOOF-MILKER-GANG!", and shoot in the same direction as you are pointing at. Shoot the Mustafar Milk from the table with a fast following second shot. Use the short disorder for escape and push the cabinet against your enemies while running out. Just as you catch the first breath outside the open doors throw in your last MELLOW. The whole cafe explodes in a big mess while you and your fellas jump out of the scene with a big VICTORY SMILE on your face... your smile gets even brighter as you realize that the dust of that bursted marshmellow will contaminate this place for decades :)
     
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    SHOOT FIRST. It's TIME to MAKE DOOP RICH AGAIN.
     
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    Let's face it...Even if Doop becomes Emperor he'll STILL not be rich enough...:D
     
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    I... think this may be stretching the suspension of disbelief too much even for this comic. xD
    Not even KESTREL would be THAT capable!
    His destiny lies with the Banking Clans. it is known. :p
    But I so much agree with your previous comment that Jun needs to get into Republic politics! It fits his character so well! He could even partner up with that Mandalorian jedi Al keeps promising us. Which poses a question!

    Where do you see each of the heroes ending up? and possibly Snote? :D
     
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    I vote shoot first. ;)
     
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    Personally, I see DOOP owning his own planet and not having visited it once because he's on the quest for more money...
    I firmly believe JUN can run for chancellor...
    SNOTE will turn out to be a genuine badass and we will basically WANT him to win...
    SABER will start his own cult of Force users where they are just like Jedi, but they are supposed to hate the Jedi...
    MISSY will become a bounty hunter and chase DOOP around the galaxy...
    MYNOCK will be drinking with STEVE every day at the SUPER HERO CAFE(https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLimhOT0Avg-Q1zzIFxw0DOcBmDcat4bnK)
    KESTREL will take MISSY under he tutelage, they would be so badass as a duo...
    RATCHET will become a moisture farmer because she got tired of fixing the ship every time...
    And last but not least ,MATT THE RADAR TECHNICIAN will become the villain of the comic threequel !
     
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    Time to go JUN BOURNE on this scene.

    I'M GONE.
    --- Double Post Merged, Jul 30, 2016, Original Post Date: Jul 30, 2016 ---
    The outlaw, or the influential Jamaican dancehall deejay named after the outlaw?
     
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    #888 FN-3263827, Jul 30, 2016
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    Good, Alamact, good! Ha, ha, ha...
    Kill Sis. Kill him now.


    DEWIT.
     
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    Posting my choice is a bit useless now but I decided for SHOOT FIRST too! It would be EMBAREASSING for JUN to flee now! xD
    and like @Dork Lord of the Bith said he can do a lot of good inside the REPUBLIC!
    [​IMG]
     
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    Just a small notification, folks! I won't make the update tonight. An unexpected mess has unraveled. Not sure if anyone here browses the BioWare forums, but apparently they're shutting down. What does this mean for Old Republic Paint Adventures? Absolutely nothing.

    However, I had to spend this night and the night before on saving up the entirety of Mass Effect 3 Paint Adventures on my hard drive to prevent it from getting permanently lost. As of this moment, all 140 pages are safely stored inside a .zip on my computer and they will remain so until I decide to possibly do something with them. Lankist always preferred the transient kind of medium where you "had to be there" to witness the whole thing, but I still feel that some form of the previous adventures should be preserved in some small way.

    I also have a birthday to attend today with an abundance of fancy food and expensive beverages, so that's the reason I'm writing this. Because I won't just be 4-5 hours late, but rather 12-13 hours because of it. What can I say? I've always been a gluttonous bastard.
     
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    To clarify for those like me who read this a certain way, the forums themselves are being shut down, not the entire developer.

    You scared the bejeebus out of me, Al!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Yeah, I saw that whole mess. :/
    I still don't get why the fux did BioWare decide to shut down their own forum? "To better communicate with our fans, we're going to shut down our official channel of communicating with fans!" I just... something is clearly wrong with that statement. xD
    I mean, where are we to discuss our BioWare games now? Mass Effect news are just around the corner and the main forums are shutting down!

    Damn straight! What's up with Matt? I hope we haven't seen the last of him after that whole Force Lightning reveal.

    Also wanted to say...



    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LANKIST!
    We know you're still lurking around. :D
    Some of us still miss you!
     
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    If I knew successfully doing a proper explosion would take this long...
    Yeah, that was some shitty phrasing on my part!
    It's a mess. The entire fanbase is being fragmented into all these different fora, which in my eyes is starting to resemble a blasted popularity contest. I was hoping they'd stick to a single solution, but I knew it would end up being this way. I'm personally over at the new BSN. I was briefly on the uBSN, and did their site logo, but after hearing lots of controversial stuff about its founder, I decided for a more neutral choice. Whilst I have nothing against the owner herself, you can't build a community around controversy - that'd be like building a house on thin ice. You can't be 100% sure that it won't sink at some point.

    So, any possible sequel that might come from me after Old Republic Paint Adventures finishes its run will most likely be found there. I've been wanting to do a Thedas Paint Adventure some time in the future, but that's so far off right now that it's nothing more than a notion (think late next year at the earliest) - as well as a promise, that if it does ever happen, it will probably have a Darth Saber cameo as a benign Tevinter magister named Lord Sword.
    Pure coincidence! Sorry to ruin your moment.
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    You are JUN BLAND, FREELANCER AGENT. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, right? You know that you are a PATRIOT in your heart and that the REPUBLIC deserves to BURN for its CRIMES on DANTOOINE; but this is also your CHANCE to save it from WITHIN. You're GOING to MAKE THE REPUBLIC GREAT AGAIN.

    However, you have to SACRIFICE MUSCO and the MILITIA to DO IT.

    [​IMG]

    Your UNCERTAIN GAZE is CAUGHT by MUSCO who looks at you RATHER PERTURBED about the NOTION. He seems to have FIGURED OUT your PLOT.

    Can you do it? Can you SACRIFICE your COMPANION for the GREATER GOOD? For some reason, the GAME is REGISTERING this as an EVIL CHOICE. SCREW YOU, GAME! AND YOUR FLAWED MORALITY SYSTEM!

    [​IMG]

    MUSCO gives you the ALL CLEAR SIGNAL with a GESTURE and a SMILE. "I MUSGO! MY PEOPLE NEED ME."

    [​IMG]

    MUSCO, this is HARDLY the TIME or PLACE for STUPID PUNS.

    [​IMG]

    It's time to TAKE your BEST SHOT at becoming an SIS AGENT and REFORMING the CORRUPTED REPUBLIC back to its ORIGINAL STATE.

    [​IMG]

    See this? This is the POINT of NO RETURN, MOOFMILKER!

    [​IMG]

    Wait a minute, that's NOT how FLAMES WORK!

    [​IMG]

    THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!

    [​IMG]

    MUSCO has been REMOVED from your PARTY. You have GAINED TEN RED POINTS. The REPUBLIC has LOST the BATTLE of DANTOOINE and the LOCAL MILITIA is SHATTERED BEYOND REPAIR. This is now a FIGHT between the CHISS, the DROIDS and the IMPS: LITERALLY ALL YOUR ENEMIES. You've just SINGLE-HANDEDLY ensured the DEFEAT of all FORCES and ALLIES belonging to your FACTION in ONE WELL-PLACED SNIPER SHOT! Who says you're not SNIPER MATERIAL?

    For some reason, this thought does little to cheer you up.

    [​IMG]

    You are now DARTH SABER, roaming the WILDERNESS of DANTOOINE with your SAVIOR, a BLUE WOMAN SCOUNDREL nicknamed RED... that's right, RED. It's not like this ADVENTURE ever made any sense whatsoever! WHY START NOW? In her DEFENSE, she's NOT FOND of the NAME HERSELF, but that's clearly what was PLASTERED over all those WANTED POSTERS in KHOONDA.

    Your GIRLTALK abilities are still INSUFFICIENT for a NORMAL CONVERSATION, so you're going to have to get CREATIVE.

    What do you do?
     
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    Finally! I can see why it took so long though. xD

    PITCH RED (MISSY) your MR. SABER'S ARMOR CLEANSER! It worked with THE QUIRK! It will WORK with HER! OUTLAW LADIES like to KEEP THEIR ARMOR SHINY!
     
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    if you can't talk, DANCE. it's the universal language.
     
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    Not only should Darth Sabre DANCE, he must DANCE some of the GIRLIEST of GIRL-DANCES that NO MAN would ever undertake LESS THEY BE DEEMED A "GIRL"DALORIAN.
     
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    When @Alamact goes crazy in 20 years and starts pumping out comic SPECIAL EDITIONS remember, people, JUN SHOT FIRST!

    Cool explosion.:cool:

    Saber:"Uuuuhm, eeeeh,...Why so blue? Need some "cleaning house" to cheer you up? It'll only cost you 10 credits and I'm the best around!"
    Missy:"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME???"
    Saber:"You've never seen stuff like mine and I'm giving you the "You just saved my BT-0X discount".You'll regret not getting a taste of Mr Sab-" *SLAPS HIM HARD*
    "Fine! If you want to be dirty have it your way!"

    :D I'm leaving the rest to you Al!
     
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