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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Yeah, just too bad he's functionally mute when confronted with them. :(

    Anyways, give Lunk a few marshmallows to unleash his true power. Limits are meant to be broken, after all.
     
    #841 PeetzaSlice, Jul 22, 2016
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    Nicely done on the new update. :) Enjoyed.
     
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    OFFER the other INMATES MARSHMELLOWS to RUN THEMSELVES into the SHIELD DOOR until it SHORTCIRCUITS and DEACTIVATES for YOUR DARING ESCAPE
     
    #843 The One Armed Wampa, Jul 23, 2016
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    I like this suggestion. lol I second


     
    #844 Silver_Trixter, Jul 23, 2016
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    @The One Armed Wampa this is absolute brilliance! And due to your post I now want MARSHMALLOWS.
     
    #845 RockyRoadHux, Jul 23, 2016
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    I thought that was the case but I was too lazy to go back and check. Lesson learned.

    I'm glad to see Missy sans mask. I was a bit worried she may have been Assimilated and changed playable species from Chiss to Cyborg. Still looking good, Missy!

    DO IT. NINE TIMES out of TEN, GUARDS are DUMB.
     
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    I tried to cover it with the "fighting dirty" moment with Doop and Saber, implying that neither had their traditional choice of weapon and instead had to rely on unconventional combat to win. I suppose I should have communicated it better.
    [​IMG]

    JUN: "Why did I have to be stuck sharing a cell with Imperials? Yo, Imps! You suck!"
    REAR ADMIRAL: "Well, your mouth suction skills are equally good!"
    JUN: "What?"
    LUNK: "Hesa says yousa suck too."
    JUN: "Who are you?"
    REAR ADMIRAL: "I am the Rear Admiral."

    No sh*t.

    JUN: "Why?"
    REAR ADMIRAL: "Because I am rather fond of large posteriors and I cannot deviate from the truth."
    JUN: "Did you just SAY what I think you said?"
    REAR ADMIRAL: "I got offered a promotion, but I declined it."
    JUN: "Right..."

    JUN: "Musco? Musco, are you even paying attention!?"

    [​IMG]

    HK-47: "Romantic Query: Dear meatbag, will you draw me like one of your Twi'lek harlots?"

    MUSCO is TOO DISTRACTED in one of his HK FANTASIES to GIVE a DAMN about this STORYLINE.

    [​IMG]

    "You've got ISSUES, MUSCO."

    [​IMG]

    LUNK has UPGRADED to BADASS MODE. That MARSHMALLOW-ONLY DIET you've been FEEDING him has DONE WONDERS for his STRENGTH.

    While he's BUSY keeping an eye on the IMPS, you decide to CONVINCE the DUMBASS GUARD to SHOW OFF some of those FINE REPUBLIC COMMANDO SKILLS they taught him at the ACADEMY. He won't budge. You INSULT his SECURITY SKILLS INSTEAD.

    "Your SECURITY SKILL is so low, not even a SECURITY SPIKE will open the LOCKDOWN for you!"

    Yeah, that'll GOAD HIM into OPENING UP the FORCE FIELD DOOR!

    [​IMG]

    He's going to OPEN IT! He's going to OPEN IT!

    ...I don't think he's COMING BACK.

    COMMANDOS aren't THAT DUMB, after all.

    [​IMG]

    You OFFER the IMPERIALS some MARSHMALLOWS in EXCHANGE for HEAD-BUTTING their WAY into OVERLOADING the FORCE FIELD. Assuming that they're PROBABLY HUNGRY since the CAPTURE, this will go down EASY.

    [​IMG]

    REAR ADMIRAL: "So, who wants to give it a try?"
    ADMIRAL: "This is stupid. You're stupid."
    GENERAL: "Well, we need to get out somehow."
    ADMIRAL: "And mindlessly flailing ourselves at a force field is the way to do it?"
    REAR ADMIRAL: "Well, I can't see an alternative!"

    REAR ADMIRAL: "Captain, you're up! You're the only one who's got any armor on."
    CAPTAIN: "I've got a bad feeling about this. Is this an official order?"
    REAR ADMIRAL: "Yes. Very much so. Now off you go!"
    GENERAL: "Belay that. I don't think it's worth it."
    REAR ADMIRAL: "Oh fine! It's all well and dandy until someone's ass is on the line! You know what, I'll do it myself! Just you watch!"

    MUSCO: "Anyone brought popcorn?"

    [​IMG]

    Who NEEDS POPCORN when you've got MARSHMALLOWS, right?

    [​IMG]

    WHAT A SHOCKING OUTCOME!

    [​IMG]

    You've made LITTLE PROGRESS in ESCAPING YOUR CELL. On the other hand, you've made SUBSTANTIAL PROGRESS in BEATING the CRAP OUT of the IMPERIAL FORCES on DANTOOINE. One down, three to go!

    What do you do?
     
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    Wait out the guards to come and check what all the ruckus is about, obviously!
     
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    CALL the GUARD BACK OVER. THERES a CLEARLY UNCONCIOUS/ DEAD MAN in the CELL that needs MEDICAL ATTENTION/ A MORGUE

    CONVINCE the REMAINING IMPS to BUM RUSH the GUARD as soon as THE DOOR is OPEN.
     
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    Seconded! Sometimes the best way to victory is by NOT doing ANYTHING! Just let the fools trip over each other (and then lock them up, of course! they're imperials!)
     
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    Equip REAR ADMIRAL with some marshmellows,then have super strong LUNK throw him back at the door.
    Congratulations! You just crafted BARBEQUE MELLOWS!(these will be saved for special occasions,Choices Matter ™ )
    Now,that Imperial guy with his eye covered looks a bit like Mynock...Shout at the guards that the "wanted guy from the posters everywhere" just murdered REAR ADMIRAL using force lightning.They should arrest him a second time.
     
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    LUNK SMASH!? xD

    [​IMG]
     
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    I have seen true beauty...
     
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    I think that may actually be a Lankist cameo. :D
    Going by that logic, do I win a cookie if I correctly assume that Alamact just killed himself off?
     
    #854 Capt. Andrew Luck, Jul 24, 2016
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    I'll vote for this too. lol
     
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    Call for the guards and blame the whole mess on the Imperials. When the guard steps in, try to harness the awesome power of Lunk to get the two of you right outta here.
     
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    Start a Kylo-like outrage and scream:"Like I have swept the floor with this hilarious Admiral I will finish you all one by one.. !" Make a lot of noise till the guard comes back for you to bring you to a seperate single cell. Finish him by pushing one of these huge desks with the help of the gungan at the very moment when the guard comes in for you :).
     
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    SHOCKING OUTCOME INDEED * choking on Marshmallows*

    @Alamact Oh, dear. This is bad.

    Oh, this is neat. I'll go with that one.
     
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    Near where I live there's a coffee shop decorated with Star Wars-themed items, one of which is a framed picture of a Battle Droid lying coquettishly on a rug, glass of wine in hand.

    Now, that's kinda spooky...

    This is PURE AGENT thinking. Your TRAINING is serving you well. AQUIRE these BARBEQUE MELLOWS. You will surely be able to MACGYVER something with them in the future.
     
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    I believe Lunk's species would refer to it as "Wesa gon get outta heresa."

    Have Lunk start beating the rest of the Imps. Nothing like a prison riot to sneak your way out with.
     
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