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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. GingerByte

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    Ah, emphasis on IT, not it. I think it's clear folks, this is some kind of digital simulation ;).
    Inquire as to what spices he has been taking. Has he been visiting Dex's Diner (yes, let's just pretend he exists in this, it's a digital simulation after all)? ;)
    BTT (yeah sorry, you have to learn some legends lore now): It's rumoured that Dexter laces his food with addictive spices :D.

    You ask for some Ardees in the form of Jawa Juice :).
     
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    Alamact be like

    [​IMG]

    :D

    EPIC!!
    BTT? What's BTT? Is it short for a phrase?
     
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  3. GingerByte

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    Beyond the text: relating or expanding upon material presented in some text, with outside information. Would score extra marks for English essays when I went to high school :D.
     
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    Wait, was Snote's apprentice actually...stroking his lightsaber?!
    Anyway, this is a dream, so anything goes. You suddenly decide that you have a stealth field generator belt, and you'll use it to eavesdrop on these guys to figure out a way to swindle them.Yes, you're dooping people even in Dream-land...
     
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    Anyone else here want a Darth Saber toy or is it just me? :D
    He's SPECIAL like that.

    Go and SELL your CRAPPY LIGHTSABER to the SMUGGLER for EPIC SPACE BUCKS. Don't TELL HIM that it's CRAPPY. MAKE EPIC SPACE BUCKS!

    Let's TURN this NIGHTMARE into a WET DREAM!
     
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    A wet dream eh? I'm just anticipating a kiddie pool popping up in the next frame.
     
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    So... is this lucid, because if this is lucid start flying to shorten this blast man. I wanna get back to Saber, the main character that counts. Also it'd probably be best just to spam the start button when people start talking to you. I mean what's the part of even listening to things that aren't alive? Trust me, we'll all be better off and more prepared for the awesome confrontation this way.
     
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    I fully support!
     
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    Your EXPERIENCES with the CHISS ASCENDACY have been LESS THAN PLEASANT so far. If you've seen ONE, you've seen them ALL. PREJUDICE much, DOOP? Maybe! But you decide that you will NOT let this one GET THE JUMP on you, not this time! If SWINDLING these blokes doesn't work, TAKE UP ARMS against the CHISS and his COMPANION!
     
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    DOOP THEM BOTH out of their IMAGINARY CREDITS, IT COULD BE USED FOR IMAGINARY GOODS & SERVICES and OTHER ECONOMIC ACTIVITIES. TECHNICALLY YOU COULD DREAM AS MANY CREDITS AS YOU WANTED IN THEIR POCKETS, JUST BEWARE OF HYPERINFLATING THE DREAM ECONOMY.
     
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    Yeah, i don't think I want to know what you dream of ;)!
     
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    I am actually wondering where we at right now. :D
    Like, yes, it's a dream. But it could also be a real place, like someplace where Doop went on a Padawan road trip in the PAST. Alamact called it a FLASHBACK LAND for a reason!
    My first guess was Felucia, but the red "evergreens" don't add up. Maybe Teth from the Clone Wars TV show?

    [​IMG]

    But I don't see any mesas and the trees are red...

    OH! And was that Jan's holocron in that flashback panel, btw? :D
    I see Mynock and Trooper's hands trying to grab it. Dunno whose hand is the one on the right, though. It isn't Steve's because in the other panel he's wearing gloves.
     
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    Why not a NEW planet? :p

    I would love to see something original. The Galaxy is such a big place, for Fux's Sake!
     
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    Took me a couple tries to not pronounce this as...

    [​IMG]
     
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    It's an original piece, as @Spacebeast48 mentioned. I needed this place to fulfill a specific purpose that none of the canon/legends planets could reasonably fit. You totally heard of this place earlier in the thread, by the way - just in a very subtle manner.
    [​IMG]

    You BLEND with YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

    NO ONE can DISPUTE your SEVERELY QUESTIONABLE AWESOME STEALTH SKILLS... because THIS is a DREAM and NONE of THIS makes ANY SENSE!

    Well, MORE SO than USUAL.

    [​IMG]

    SMUGGLER: "So, Alan, how's the family back on Csilla? Kids alright?"
    ALAN: "You know I'm not supposed to talk about anything inside the Ascendancy borders."
    SMUGGLER: "Right, right, part of your whole mystery thing you Chiss got going on. Not even anything vague?"
    ALAN: "They're fine. Satisfied?"
    SMUGGLER: "Very."

    ALAN: "I honestly don't see the point in you pestering me with these questions. We have strict regulations to follow and little room for leniency."

    The DAY the CHISS collectively decide to TAKE OUT the STICK resting in their BUTTOCKS and start to BEAT PEOPLE with IT, the GALAXY would be facing a SERIOUS THREAT.

    ALAN: "You don't see me making inquires about your *business*."
    SMUGGLER: "Well, if you must know, the cigars I brought from Alderaan will fetch me a fortune here."

    A-ha! There's your OPENING.

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    You MAKE the OFFER to the SEASONED SMUGGLER to SHOWER him with MORE SPICES to PRESERVE his GOURMAND SMELL in EXCHANGE for the LEGENDARY PACK of CIGARS. Seriously, THIS GUY is LIKE a BAIT for HUTTS of ALL SIZES.

    You WONDER as to where he could possibly get ALL THESE SPICES. Probably ONDERON or MANAAN. Those BIG FISHIES are certainly NO STRANGERS to ILLICIT MERCHANDISING.

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    Your PERSUASION CHECK fails because frankly, you TRIED to SCAM a FELLOW SCAMMER. You need SOMETHING BETTER than a VAGUE PROMISE of IMAGINARY SPICES.

    [​IMG]

    You OFFER your CRAPPY LIGHTSABER which is in NO WAY DYSFUNCTIONAL like your UNCLE FLAPPY'S FAMILY. No sir, THIS thing can ACTUALLY TAKE a BEATING!

    [​IMG]

    SMUGGLER: "Hmm... alright, kid. The pack of cigars are yours."

    NOT so SEASONED ANYMORE!

    EPIC DREAMBUCKS™ shall be YOURS!

    [​IMG]

    Yep. You MOST DEFINITELY got the BETTER END of the DEAL here.

    No WAY in HELL did that SCAMMER POSSIBLY MANAGE to SCAM the GREAT DOOP SKYCHAFER!

    You IGNORE that the CHISS even EXISTS in this AREA because the ONLY THING you hate more than CHISS are those NASTY LAND-GRABBING TAILHEADS!

    [​IMG]

    In the NEXT AREA you FIND-

    OH SH*T!

    "Master!?"

    What do you do?
     
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    @Alamact "Close. But no cigar." Smh...
    [​IMG]
     
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    Oooh, don't think we ever saw Doop emotionally distraught before. Juicy!

    CALLED IT. Master Tyren is the MASTER! I love how he still kept his 'I don't want to live anymore' look. After Mynock and having Doop as padawan I don't blame the guy for looking all withered. xD
    OK now this sentence just makes me wonder even more. Curse you, Al!
    If Lunk doesn't end up KILLING a BUNCH of GUNGAN CLONES by the end of this chapter, then all of it was a BIG WASTE. :D

    ASK for a REPLACEMENT LIGHTSABER from MASTER TYREN. He was ALWAYS THERE to CLEAN UP your MESSES. NO REASON it SHOULD STOP NOW.
     
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    ASK HIM if this is a DREAM, and WHY you are THERE. You have dream protocol to follow!
     
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    Yeah, then ask him if there are any tailheaded-thing inside in order to know if you are in a dream or a nightmare.

    Yep, it can be useful in case of nightmare. Otherwise, you could try to fight your future ennemies with a cigar but the result is far from guaranteed...
     
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    Your OLD MASTER is standing on that BRIDGE like some sort of SYMBOLIC FORCE TROLL. He must have a PROFOUND RIDDLE of some sort that you must ANSWER to his SATISFACTION before you can CONTINUE ON in this FLASH BACK DREAM LAND.
     
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