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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    This is brilliant! I can't believe it flew past me!

    I wish I could give you a great post! :D
     
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    This is a dream, moron! IMAGINE yourself TWO LIGHTSABERS to match SNOTE.
     
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    I laughed WAY TOO MUCH at this than I should have. xD
     
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    I'm here this Friday, try the veal. :D
     
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    Are you assuming his sexuality? For all we know, he may be a bit of a (dare I say it)... ...necrophile!
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    Thank goodness this will never be animated :D.
     
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    Won't deny :D.
     
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  8. Spacebeast48

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    Doop's sexuality is MONEY. It's the ONLY REASON he makes this JEDI CELIBACY WORK, because he doesn't CARE about WOMEN as much as he cares about CREDITS. Wouldn't surprise me if MASTER TYREN bribed DOOP to UPHOLD the JEDI CODE during his TRAINING.
     
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    Sorry, I was just too immersed in the "quality" writing of my uncle Guggy. It just felt so "organic" :D.
    GuggySon.jpg
    Speaking of which, we need a green filter for Doop's suit! :)
     
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    You DON'T NEED a LIGHTSABER to DEFEAT SNOTE! You LIGHT ONE UP and PROCEED to SMOKE it like a TOTAL BADASS.

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    Your DICE ROLL of ONE earns you a CRITICAL FAILURE which RESULTS in you THROWING a PATHETIC COUGHING FIT because you're COVERED in SMOKE. You lose ONE HEALTH.

    Maybe you should have THOUGHT this THROUGH.

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    Which you have, as you REALIZE that the SEASONED SMUGGLER and ALAN are actually NEW MEMBERS of the HORROR SQUAD and therefore should still have POSSESSION of your LIGHTSABER!

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    SUCCESS!


    COME ON, LIGHTSABER. DON'T FAIL DOOP, NOW.

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    You ENTER the ATARU STANCE like the PROPER AGGRESSIVE LITTLE JEDI KNIGHT you ARE.

    Since this is a DREAM SEQUENCE, you also MIRACULOUSLY GET to KEEP your ORIGINAL YELLOW COLOR.

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    Not that it MATTERS. The FORCE MUTANTS are ending up as MINCE-MEAT all the same.

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    ATTADOOP!

    RELISH in your ONE MOMENT of an ACTUALLY ACCEPTABLE LIGHTSABER SEQUENCE.

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    You know WHEN the ODDS are STACKED AGAINST YOU THE ENTIRE BUDGET is SPENT, and therefore you CASUALLY MAKE your DEPARTURE from the BATTLE.

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    ...ONLY to FIND an ODDLY FAMILIAR FORCE STORM HEADING your WAY.

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    You KNOW what's ABOUT to HAPPEN. NOTHING you have EVER DONE or WILL DO can PREVENT this FROM HAPPENING.

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    BECAUSE IT ALREADY HAPPENED.

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    You WAKE UP in the LOCAL QUEST PUB of KHOONDA to a BAND of DEACTIVATED SECRET WIRE DROIDS who were PRESUMABLY your CAPTORS for an UNKNOWN AMOUNT of TIME.

    NEXT to you is a TIED-UP REPUBLIC SOLDIER whom your BORDERLINE RACIST MIND can only REFER to as FISHY the FISH.

    What do you do?
     
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    Wow...

    Just going to leave it at that.
     
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    Just got it: ata-doop, like atta boy. I don't know if that was intentional, but whoever said that should congratulate themselves :).
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    You start playing the hit song Glub Glub by the the Mon Calamari band: Fish Fingers in your head. This clears your mind, allowing you to take in your surroundings.

    The Calamari soldier appears to be wearing a name-tag, identifying himself as Captain Wilbur. "I bet he loves telling sea shanties" you think to yourself. "Perhaps he can explain to me how I got here." "Willy boy" you exclaim, "mind telling me how I got here?" A look of bewilderment crosses his face! :confused: "Eh?", he replies, "you came in through that door".

    Dear me, he doesn't appear to be that bright. This will take some time! :mad:
     
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    DOOP THE FISH-PERSON INTO GIVING YOU INFORMATION IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS "FREEDOM"

    NAH, FISH PEOPLE ARE ALRIGHT COMPARED TO GUNGANS, RECRUIT HIM.
     
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    Grab some booze, take a sip, then proceed to shamelessly loot all the droid parts around while ignoring your fish (friend?neutral bystander?) co-room attendant.
    Then, present him with your lightsaber, claiming to be a General in the Republic ranks. Order him to recite the Republic anthem in order to test his true allegiance.If he checks out, cut him loose, you could use a crazy-eyed amphibian bodyguard.
     
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    Ask the Fish-man where you can get some fish-sticks in this joint.
     
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    It feels so awesome to rate posts! As I'm going through some old updates I miss a couple of great posters like @Admiral Petty, @*Definetly Not A Sith Lord*, @KyoTe or @DarthWalker.
    This is now funny in hindsight... since we got Lunk. :p

    EDIT: Behold! The post of many flavors! :D
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    I also noticed a really big bump in quality from Chapter 9 (the Mynock one) to now. Like, before it was a fun adventure and great but then we got these complex plots and compelling characters with riveting dialogue and backstories you just want to find out. Chapters 11 and 12 seem to have really taken this to heart and are just so damn good even as Star Wars story.

    I used to read this thread to make the wait for Rebels S3 easier but now that it's almost here I just fell in love with these characters just as much. Thank you everyone for making my year! :)
     
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    Hey... that me.

    Anyway, I say we grab the bottle of red sauce off the counter, and spray it at Fishy the Fish. Maybe poetically it'll be tartar sauce or something.
     
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    The big difference is that we got the dialogue panels in 9. It was definitely funny before, just in a mute/practical comedy style. However, using actual dialogue helped a lot with giving the characters distinct personalities-motivations-backgrounds. That made them more than in-comic representatives of our suggestions, but characters whose journeys we want to witness/forge and goals we share. Maybe I'm getting a little too deep, but I honestly believe that the dialogue had that impact on the adventure's functionality.
     
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    RECRUIT FISHY MCFACE to join you on your NOBLE QUEST/ ACT LIKE A MEAT SHIELD (FISH SHEILD?)

    You might as well give him some INCENTIVE to JOIN YOU by selling him the PERFECTLY FINE DROIDS that are LAYING ALL OVER THE FLOOR LIKE HUNKS OF JUNK

    USE THE FARCE TO PUPPETEER ONE OF THEM TO FURTHER CONVINCE FISHY of your GREAT DROID PRODUCTS
     
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