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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    You need INFORMATION. ASK FISHY what the Force just happened to the SECRET WIRE DROIDS?!
     
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    It's a secret, he can't tell! :p
     
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    Endorsed!

    Also: what in the actual f*ck did SABER save us from!?
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    The Art of Sith Lovemaking
     
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    I've personally been wondering if the increase in the importance to story was a good or bad change in the long run as it somewhat defeats the purpose of the original lowbrow nature of the comic, but I had a feeling that if this was to stay around for a longer time period, it would have to evolve and adapt accordingly. It's been a natural, almost seamless transition, at the very least. Glad the feedback is positive so far, as this was the main thing I've been "on the fence" about.
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    You SNATCH the NEARBY MUSTAFAR MILK and start CHUGGING it DOWN like there's NO TOMORROW. In your OTHER HAND, you HOLD some REDDISH LIQUID that's PROBABLY also ALCOHOLIC.

    You are STARTING to FEEL DRUNK.

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    Like the TIPSY JOKESTER that you ARE, you THROW your OTHER BOTTLE at FISHY MCFACE the FISH.

    It's ACTUALLY a BOTTLE of "TAR TAR INC'S GENUINE TAR TAR SAUCE".

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    The FISH is now SEASONED and READY for CONSUMPTION.

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    DOOP: "You're Fishy, right? Fishy the Fish?"
    NARLOCK: "I beg your pardon? This is Commander Narlock of the Republic Vanguard Forces!"
    DOOP: "Yes, yes. I totally knew that. The commandos. Definitely. I was just checking your allegiance, soldier. You can't trust anyone these days."

    NARLOCK: "And who might you be, then?"
    DOOP: "Uh, Richard... Ryder. Major Richard Ryder."
    NARLOCK: "Major Dick? I've heard stories about you! I had no idea you were also a Jedi!"
    DOOP: "Yeah, well, see this lightsaber? Definitely a Jedi. Yep, it's definitely a workable lightsaber and not just a tool for manipulating gullible tools!

    NARLOCK: "Sir, can you untie me?"
    DOOP: "Sing the national anthem first."
    NARLOCK: "But, sir-"

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    SELF EXPLANATORY PANEL is SELF EXPLANATORY.

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    SEVERAL CRINGE-MINUTES LATER.

    NARLOCK: "Was my performance satisfactory, sir?"
    DOOP: "I've heard Hutt mating sessions that sounded better than you, you disgusting walking scab!"
    NARLOCK: "I'm sorry, sir."

    DOOP: "Now, what the hell is going on here?"
    NARLOCK: "These droids were doing terrible things to me. Terrible things. Things that I'll never forget. They really opened my horizons, sir."
    DOOP: "Okay, skip the crap, commander. Why are the droids dead?"
    NARLOCK: "Well, the funniest thing happened. When they wanted to take things to the next level, they were suddenly inexplicably deactivated!"
    DOOP: "Huh..."

    DOOP: "You got a new mission, commander. You are to escort me to the Imperial Vault in the wilderness."

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    DOOP: "We've got to LIBERATE the SWEET BUCKS of GENERAL FUX from IMPERIAL CLUTCHES and RETURN them to the PEOPLE!"
    NARLOCK: "A noble cause, sir!"
    DOOP: "Yeah. Whatever."

    You UNTIE your NEWFOUND COMPANION HENCHMAN and you are FREE to RESUME your QUEST.

    What do you do?
     
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    LOOK at those WANTED POSTERS. They PROMISE you a REWARD of SEVERAL MILLIONS of CREDITS for just FINDING TWO PERSONS.

    HOW HARD CAN IT BE!?
     
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    As with every new companion, it's SKILLS TESTING time. While you exit the building through the front door like a normal DOOP, have the commander leave via the AIR VENTS above the bar. In that way, the commander's commando training will be put to the test, plus you imagine it would be AMUSING to see him fit his head in there.
     
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    Perhaps the heating system is turned on. You could lock the grate and then wait for him to be cooked inside! Delicious :D.
     
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    "VICTORY OR NOTHING!"

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    The guy can't sing. DO NOT TRUST HIM!
     
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    Glad you decided to join us, @Boushhdisguise !

    PS: What about guys who hum but don't sing, are they to be trusted?
     
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    Hymns, yodeling etc. What about them too @Boushhdisguise ?
     
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    Only if they hum in tune.
     
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    HEAD OUTSIDE to SURVEY the MECHANICAL CARNAGE.
     
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    I think we all know what needs to happen: "dance off bro! Me and you." :D
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    Too late! Poor Uncle Palps, he looks genuinely frightened :D.
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    INSTRUCT NARLOCK to SHOUT out a WARNING if he NOTICES any TRAPS.

    Something like...



    "LOOK OUT!"



    What? Don't look at me like that. It's perfectly valid.
     
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    And in case there are any enemies to dispose of, instruct him to say "VICTORY OR NOTHING" till they bleed from their ears.
     
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