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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. oldbert

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    Ok. Perhaps @Alamact has tricked his naive audience with this scene of bad acting... No you are right :) (I was simply not convinced of this shoulder wound to be deadly)
     
    #1601 oldbert, Nov 20, 2016
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    Take all of that green cloaked Jedi's stuff. EVERYTHING. His clothes, lightsaber, weapons, snacks, Chuck E. Cheese tokens, pocket lint, and whatever else you can obtain.
     
    #1602 Voxx, Nov 21, 2016
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    Actually, I think that was some awesome Bollywood actor!
     
    #1603 DarthFather, Nov 22, 2016
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    Just a small heads up - my weekends are going to be a mess all the way to mid-December, much as you've noticed with the delay between this update and the previous one. On the plus side, I finally made trees work. Yes, Act II *can* render trees properly.
    [​IMG]

    As you DECIDE to GIVE MISSY a CALL, you REMEMBER that you NEVER REALLY EXCHANGED NUMBERS in the middle of that SHORT BURST of SEVERAL PAINFUL MOMENTS on DANTOOINE.

    You do, however, have her HOLOMAIL ADDRESS.

    There is no ADJACENT MAILBOX.

    This is a problem.

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    You CONSIDER the POSSIBILITY that your LITTLE GREEN FRIEND has WAITED a LONG TIME for THIS MOMENT, in which he'd INFILTRATE the IMPERIAL BORDERS using his SUPERIOR ACTING SKILLS.

    What if he's not really dead?

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    You DECIDE to MAKE SURE.

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    Well, now you're COMPLETELY SURE of it, because you can now LOOT the FILTHY GREEN BASTARD! It's a well known fact that you can ONLY LOOT CORPSES, since PICKPOCKETING SKILLS just simply aren't PROGRAMMED into your CLASS.

    Actually, you start to WONDER if it's even programmed inside the GAME at all!

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    His LIGHTSABER is CONVENIENTLY BROKEN, but at least you MANAGED to SALVAGE an IMPROVED DIATIUM ENERGY CELL, which pretty much equates to SH*T-TIER PARTS for an ITEM you've ALREADY IMPROVED above and beyond such a level. The SABERSABER is a SUBLIME WORK of ART.

    But hey! At least you got a PIMPIN' NEW ROBE.

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    This DISGUISE will WORK JUST FINE. Your DEVILISH FEATURES will be completely INCONSPICUOUS with that NEW ROBE of yours. Yep, nothing could possibly go wrong with this.

    Come to think of it, you have an EXCELLENT IDEA how to IMPROVE your CHANCE at SUCCESSFUL INFILTRATION, as you GESTURE to the EXPENDABLE TROOPER standing next to you.

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    You are now APPROACHING AXIAL PARK. You know where you're going because this is a COMPLETELY LINEAR CORRIDOR LEVEL with LITTLE VARIETY or THOUGHT put into its DESIGN.

    You can either go FORWARD or BACKWARD. The story, however, only GOES FORWARD.

    Choices matter™.

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    Uh-oh!

    You're BUSTED.

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    It's a COMMON MISTAKE to MIX a name like BERNIE with ELIJAH.

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    Well, this is awkward.

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    Heh.

    What do you do?
     
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    Dat last Saber face... priceless.
    FOLLOW THROUGH with YOUR PLAN.

    You know, ACT CASUAL.
     
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    What about diagonally? :D
    Use the classic awkward turtle or orcard dolphin mind trick to resolve tension and allow for an intelligible conversation (FYI people killer whales are not whales, they're dolphins. Just like whale sharks are neither whales or sharks!).
     
    #1606 GingerByte, Nov 22, 2016
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    Tell them to take you to their leader....cuz you are bringing him that secret thing he asked you to bring him....secretly...cuz, you know, it's, ahem, not quite legal, being illegal and all :p
    That will buy you some time till I remember what the hell were you supposed to do :)
     
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    Well SABER, there's only one thing you can do. The one sure fire thing that'll ensure your success. It has worked COUNTLESS TIMES in the past. Now it is time.

    DANCE
     
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    Mind trick the troopers into making you their leader. That seems like a good idea... right?

    RIGHT???
     
    #1609 Voxx, Nov 22, 2016
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    Ooh, a mailbox. MISSYYYY!
    Missy awaits. There is no time to deal with these Republic goons. Unleash the terrible power of BDSM on their miserable Buttocks™. They ought to want to join the Empire after that.

    PS: Make sure to casually let Missy know that you're now versed in the art of BDSM. Also, you're a LOBSTRE. Say that. Casually.
     
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    ENDORSED!

    However, DEAL with the REPUBLIC GOONS first! DUTY OVER PLEASURE, SABER! (Lawful Good)
     
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    Tell the REPUBLIC GOONS: I am from REPUBLIC ECOLOGICAL SERVICE, and I have to escort ELIJAH to the WOODS of AXIAL PARK. Can`t you see, I am all in GREEN! Make me some room!
     
    #1612 DarthFather, Nov 23, 2016
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    Mind trick, steal weapons, kiss girl.
     
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    This is a BORING CONVERSATION, anyways. WHIP OUT THE LIGHTSABER and GO TO TOWN on them.
     
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    The post of many flavours returns! Haha, I beat the person who normally posts this :D.
    Many Flavour Post.JPG
     
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    Hahaha! Good job! :D

    I think it's @Spacebeast48 who normally does that.
     
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    Start to panic, a bead of sweat runs down your forehead, you reach out picking up ELIJAH with the force , you swing his limp body around, with your eyes closed and crazy swinging while screaming, ELIJAH is now a human whip, slamming the clone troops unconscious. You then steal 2 clone trooper uniforms for yourself and EXPENDABLE TROOPER, putting ELIJAH's dead body in EMPIRE UNIFORM! and continuing down the walk way . . .. :p
     
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    Tell the troopers that you're actually a Sith, and that if they want Elijah to be returned safely they'll take us to their leader! Also make sure that idiot Sith Trooper is waving the body in a "lifelike" enough manner. Maybe you should have just used to the force from the beginning to handle that yourself.
     
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    No you don`t! I hope... :)
     
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    Saber, you must not be distracted from your mission. The Empire is counting on you, for Fux's sake!!

    AND DON'T FORGET TO LOOK AT THE BIG FLASHY NEON SIGN!!
    I hope you paid attention during aurabesh class at the Sith Academy!
     
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