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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. teline

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    Actually @Alamact sent it to me in a conversation saying something about it not going to waste. It's an awesome picture for sure!
    *slow clap*

    ALL OF THIS.

    Also, does anyone else think Ezra Miller would make a great Doop Skychafer? Just saw the guy in Fantastic Beasts and he's got epic range!

    [​IMG]

    It also helps that he pretty much looks like The Doop himself. Just slap a ponytail haircut and you're good to go!
     
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    Damn it! I was going to use that gag!

    I guess I Missy'd my chance...

    Looks like @Alamact is going to have to cherry-pick from everyone's correspondent ideas.
     
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    JV-24601 Rebel Official

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    Dear Red,

    I regret to inform you that I am grossly over my head. I am just as surprised as you are. The siege here on Corellia is going horribly, and everybody expects me to save the day. If it isn't any trouble, could you please come help me?

    Totally Platonic and in No Way Romantic Love,

    Darth Saber
     
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  4. Alamact

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    Weekend was definitely a mess, and I spent Friday evening preparing an Onderon template for the next chapter. I'd like to thank you all for the patience, and hopefully we'll blaze through the prologue before this Saturday.

    Firstly however, I'd like to show you something ancient. We may never have full access to it ever again, but the roots of where this all began remains luckily salvaged.
    Tried to include as much as I could - ordered in chronological sequence that is kinda supposed to make sense. Even if your quoted post doesn't appear in its fullest for this update, this doesn't mean that you won't be seeing it from the other side at a later time. They're pretty much canon, to put it bluntly. Special shout-out to @Pomojema's post which practically stands well enough on its own.
    [​IMG]

    The AUTHOR SUCCESSFULLY CHICKENS OUT from DEPICTING a LONG LIST of REASONS why you'll NEVER SUCCEED in a BIOWARE ROMANCE.

    MISSY hasn't CHECKED your MESSAGES for AT LEAST TWO MONTHS. Didn't stop you from FLOODING HER INBOX, now did it?

    [​IMG]

    SADLY, you don't have TIME for SUCH FRIVOLITIES right now.

    There's a BATTLE to be FOUGHT!

    The FUTURE of the IMPERIAL VANGUARD RESTS on your SHOULDERS!

    [​IMG]

    Yep. The EMPIRE is PRETTY MUCH DOOMED.

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    WHAT A TERRIFIC DAY.

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    Well... this is GOING to BE a PROBLEM.

    [​IMG]

    You have DISCOVERED the SOURCE of the PROVERBIAL WASTE BLOCKING the EQUALLY PROVERBIAL SEWAGE.

    What do you do?
     
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  5. The One Armed Wampa

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    Well CLEARLY you show them that you're not a SITH and that they should LET YOU PASS

    it's a well known fact that SITH EXCLUSIVELY USE RED LIGHTSABERS. YOUR SABER is PURPLE. NO REAL SITH would be caught dead with a PURPLE LIGHTSABER. UNLESS it was some WAR TROPHY from a JEDI they KILLED.

    This is all TECHNICALLY TRUE. We all know YOU'RE NOT A REAL SITH, DARTH SABER. NOT REALLY ANYWAYS.

    Just inform the REPUBLIC GUARDS that you are ESCORTING a HIGH VALUED IMPERIAL PRISONER...at least that's what you WERE DOING. But you lost him and CAPTURED this RANDOM EXPENDABLE SOLDIER so he can SHOW YOU where THE ESCAPED PRISONER WENT TOO.


    And if THATS NOT CONVINCING ENOUGH. Then DANCE. THERE is NO WAY that a TRUE SITH LORD would ever be as UNCOORDINATED and AWKWARD as YOU ACTUALLY ARE.
     
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    Ok, so here's the PLAN.

    DISTRACT the LOWLY PADAWAN with your TURNCOAT ARMY and then PROCEED to STRATEGICALLY JUMP ATOP that PLATFORM to duel with the JEDI MASTER.

    However, she's an UNKNOWN FEMALE SPECIMEN and therefore you can't TALK to HER AT ALL. Of course, you didn't plan THAT MUCH AHEAD.

    AT LEAST THE PADAWAN IS DEALT WITH.
    Wow, feels like I'm looking at a juicy piece of history. The visuals have really come a long way since. :D
     
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    "The green one is female right?" Saber thinks to himself. "Might as well try to finish that list!"
     
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    Spin around, really fast Saber, come on dude, cut anyone with a blaster. They have proved to be no help to you. Then, leave the lowly padwan and take on the green hot babe up at the top. Here is the important part-LAND ON THE RAILING. You have to be above her. Use the sexy if you must to distract her. You know while that is going on, junior below will be trying to come to her aid, so be swift. Then junior should be easy.
     
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    EXPENDABLE TROOP starts shooting blindly, completely missing every shot, and even manages to shoot SAB grazing his right butt cheek.

    But this doesn't slow him down, while EXPENDABLE TROOP, continues to miss, SAB limps to his first challenger, striking the PADWAN, cutting his hand off. SAB looks at him for a moment, and says "Random boy I just met, I think I am your father". In a moment of emotions, SAB and his new son hug for the first time.... they then pause, the green Jedi interrupts.... "wait I've seen this somewhere?"
     
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  10. Dork Lord of the Bith

    Dork Lord of the Bith PhD in Sith Ethics

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    Choices Matter. We have put points into SABER. Therefore, Saber should be able to recognise that the Jedi above has the High Ground™. There is no beating the high ground, let alone the High Ground™. The Jedi below is utilising Form II, which should mean he's vulnerable to blaster fire if we get him to lower his guard.
    Once again, choices matter. We have put points into ETHICS. We must convince him that his order's use of Green™ is actually severely hurting eco-friendly organisations across the galaxy due to the violent nature of their task on Corellia. Once he's confused, your guard escort will shoot at him. Now, if only they could roll those 20s...
     
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    ...Is that the lead singer of System Of A Down with a lightsaber?
     
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    The BEST part about YOU, DARTH SABER, is that EVEN if the JEDI try to use FORCE SENSE to check YOUR INTENTIONS

    YOU WOULDNT REGISTER AS BEING MALICIOUS. All the OTHER, REAL SITH, LAUGHED at YOU for being LIGHTSIDED. NOW it FINALLY PAYS OFF.

    ALL THOSE YEARS STUDYING SITH ETHICS WASNT FOR NOTHING AFTER ALL.
     
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    Wise words, Wampa, wise indeed!

    After the LIGHTSABER COLOR PLOY (pure genius, by the way), EXTINGUISH your LIGHTSABER as these Jedi are obviously your gullible pawns allies, and to further PROVE that you are indeed a valued member of the REPUBLIC and are needed in the COMMAND CENTER at AXIAL PARK at once!
     
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    Show your most self-confident facial expression and shout:" What's the matter with you guys? Do you need an extra invitation? Join us. We are heading to Axial Park! Or if you're afraid to ignore your primary orders let us pass by immediately!
    Come on lads! FOLLOW ME!"
     
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    Use the bdsm! It's time to wake the gimp! Go medieval on their asses! Make your enemies suffer as you shove that long, hot blade inside them as though to inject them with it's boiling plasma! For Darth Zed, may he never die!
     
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    That's an eerie resemblance...

    We should compile these CASTING CHOICES somewhere like a list. :D


    CHARGE INTO BATTLE and by BATTLE I MEAN a POLITE DEBATE WITH THE JEDI MASTER on the ETHICS of their reason to ATTACK your IMPERIAL VANGUARD. You are CLEARLY IN THE RIGHT HERE!

    GO MAKE STEVE PROUD.

    You ask how you DARTH SABER can talk to a GIRL who you've never met?
    EASY.
    She's ALREADY TRYING to KILL YOU. THEREFORE she FITS the NEEDED CRITERIA to INITIALIZE CONVERSATION!
     
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    LITERALLY "FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL!"
     
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    What is Zed may never die!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Off-topic, but... I just realized that this line is retroactively where Obi-Wan got his "from a certain point of view" excuse from.

    [​IMG]
     
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