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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Oh, no. OH NO. :eek::eek::eek:

    Back to the plot: Show them the POWER of the BDSM, a ROUTE to ABILITIES some consider to be UNNATURAL. UNLEASH THE GIMP!
     
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    YES! The REBUTTAL is with YOU! Get EVERYONE involved. Then it will be a MASS DEBATE!
     
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    I'd just like to point out that you can only post suggestions as to what the currently playable character should do, not the NPCs themselves. Nothing is stopping you from ordering the NPCs to do your bidding, however. This is because no one predictably knows how the NPCs themselves will react to the suggestions, which is something that is best left under my discretion to preserve the surprise and not spoil it ahead of time. After all, a lot of the comedy here revolves around subverting expectations and having the proper timing.
    [​IMG]

    You try to EXPLAIN that you're, in fact, ON THEIR SIDE ALL ALONG. You're LIGHT-SIDED; you have a PURPLE LIGHTSABER; you are ACCOMPANIED by REPUBLIC TROOPS (and EXPENDABLE DESERTER).

    From your point of view, you are CLEARLY the GOOD GUY here. Even if you're kinda the one CONQUERING an ANCIENT REPUBLIC WORLD filled with INNOCENT CIVILIANS just for ANOTHER SLICE of TERRITORY.

    PADAWAN: "Uh... have you SEEN your FACE!?"

    [​IMG]

    HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND.

    [​IMG]

    You have UNLEASHED the GIMP.

    The PADAWAN is HORRIFIED at this DISPLAY of POWER.

    [​IMG]

    The JEDI MASTER tells the PADAWAN to MAKE A RUN FOR IT!

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    The PADAWAN agrees.

    He's SEEN some SH*T.

    [​IMG]

    Well, that's going to END WELL for the PADAWAN, for sure!

    [​IMG]

    Now all that's left is the JEDI MASTER and the WAY to AXIAL PARK will be OPEN at last!

    The JEDI MASTER loses her HIGH GROUND™ as you are now on EQUAL FOOTING.

    You, being the DIPLOMAT that you are, attempt to MAKE STEVE PROUD by DEBATING with the JEDI that is CLEARLY TRYING to KILL you, therefore making your INHERENT SHYNESS CANCEL OUT.

    [​IMG]

    SABER: "Wait! Let's talk this out!"
    JEDI MASTER: "You Sith are unworthy of diplomacy. The Sacking of Coruscant proved as much."
    SABER: "I am not like other Sith."
    JEDI MASTER: "You just impaled poor Carlos on a lightsaber as if it were a stake, for Force's sake!"

    SABER: "Well, the stakes are kinda high in this battle, don't you think?"
    JEDI MASTER: "The stakes are high? Really!? Of all the puns you could have picked, that's the one you went for? That's low hanging fruit."
    SABER: "Well, someone had to pick it!"
    JEDI MASTER: "Someone without dignity, clearly."

    CARLOS: "Please... HELP ME."
    JEDI MASTER: "Shut it, you! You signed up for this, remember?"

    [​IMG]

    Your DEBATE isn't going RATHER WELL.

    What do you do?
     
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    Oh my... one word :D

    Shoot first.
    Start colecting Green Jedis robes...gray green jedi robe and black green jedi robe this time around :p

    Looked like a moustacheless Inigo Montoya to me....before he ran away.

    --- Double Post Merged, Dec 1, 2016, Original Post Date: Dec 1, 2016 ---
    Oh wait...a new update has been added....hmmm...i think my suggestion is still aplicable....so....shoot first?
     
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    Darth Bob, 54 minutes ago
    Alamact, 33 minutes ago

    Damn it! My post timing was off. I can't let that end my inspired MASS DEBATE joke! So...

    ENCOURAGE JEDI MASTER to organise a COUNCIL MEETING wherein you can TALK ABOUT IT. It can be - wait for it - a MASS DEBATE! And she WILL NOT be able to RESIST, because everyone knows JEDI LOVE TO TALK.

    WAVE CARLOS about. He OBVIOUSLY GETS the POINT.
     
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    They know of your Reylo ways, and they are not impressed :D.
     
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  9. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Suggest that you guys have more in common than she thinks and invite her for a 1 on 1 session later at the Friend Ship. Advise her to hydrate first because you're a hard player and great with your mouth. The act will be lengthy and exhausting.

    It is painfully obvious that you're talking about debating ethics so there's no need to explicitly mention it. None whatsoever.
     
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    Is that a challenge? what do you think Alex?

    I support this...but only after you shoot first...why make it easy if you can take the high road...high road must be a walk in the park for a lightsided Sith, right?
     
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    Yeah, inject some Reylo here as well while you're at it. We've already got BDSM, how much worse could this get? ;)
     
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    QUICK! Before she realizes her mistake of LOWERING HERSELF to YOUR LEVEL.

    JUMP UP TO THE BALCONY AND TAKE THE HIGH GROUND.

    Everyone KNOWS that if you HAVE THE HIGH GROUND that YOURE AUTOMATICALLY THE VICTOR IN ANY CONFRONTATION.

    INCLUDING DEBATES

    IMG_1340.PNG
     
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    I thought that applies to being on a high horse? or both?
     
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    Tell that to Maul :D.
     
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    Did somebody say "Ask Maul?"​
     
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    Okay so it doesn't apply to SITH LORDS

    WE'RE IN LUCK

    DARTH SABER IS NOTHING like a REAL SITH LORD AT ALL
     
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    Force throw CARLOS on to the INSOLENT Jedi Master's LIGHTSABER! This will render her weapon a mere useless CLUB and give SABER the element of SURPRISE, right!?

    ...Right?
     
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    This only gives me greater hope we'll actually see an ORPA movie in our timeline! It's so good. Reads like a professional script!
    You can really see how masterfully @Alamact managed to paint what kind of characters Doop and Snote are in just one short scene. Lots of subtext there for us who are familiar with the characters too, and I loved the Missy part. :D

    @Alamact, are you planning to do a full script for Act I?
    QUERY: How does one SHOOT FIRST in a lightsaber only fight?
    ANSWER: He SHOOTS CARLOS OFF his LIGHTSABER at the JEDI. The Jedi WON'T KNOW HOW to REACT!
    Endorsed! You already have the MORAL HIGH GROUND. Time to have the LITERAL HIGH GROUND TOO.

    You must not UNDERESTIMATE the POWER of the HIGH GROUND™.

    Edit: @PeetzaSlice literally beat me by minutes.
     
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    I am a personal fan of Snote's 'You reek of the Force' line.

    Also, welcome to the thread @Lord of the Rens!
     
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    @DarthBaron I've been lurking for awhile, but I'm not quite finished reading the entire thread...
    Its a lot to digest and I don't want to short change anyone's effort/ participation in here.

    I appreciate the amount of work @Alamact has poured into this humor saloon.

    Since its a party in here, all the time.... the next round of tasty beverages is on the Empire!
    (we'll just use Sheev's SithMaster Card)
     
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