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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. oldbert

    oldbert Guardian of Coffee Breaks

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    Woah.. glad that I read through all the posts carefully. I wanted to post sthg quite similar..
    But perhaps you could additionally take an advantage of this little meeting if you add:" We nearly got trapped and there are still loads of people fighting in the direction where we came from. If you take your jobs seriously you have to call all your troops in this sector and help your people there!"
     
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    Happy Thanksgiving to all our readers and users who are celebrating it today! I sincerely hope that you'll stuff yourself with food real good and abruptly collapse on a sofa due to excessive overeating.
    [​IMG]

    You STARE AWKWARDLY at the NEON SIGN to DISCERN that it actually says "AXIAL PARK" in AUREBESH. COUPLED with the DIRECTIONAL ARROWS below, you just have NO IDEA what all of this COULD POSSIBLY MEAN!

    [​IMG]

    NONETHELESS, maybe it's BEST you take care of BUSINESS first.

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    SADLY, your COMPANION is an even BIGGER IDIOT than you are.

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    DAMN. That place must be a RUST LEGION BREEDING NEST.

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    MAYBE you should leave DECEPTION in the HANDS of MORE CAPABLE PEOPLE like DOOP SKYCHAFER instead.

    [​IMG]

    And now your CLOAK has CLUMSILY FALLEN OFF TOO!

    WELL DONE.

    [​IMG]

    This entire operation REEKS of FAILURE.

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    GEE, maybe it's the DEAD CORPSE STANDING THERE like a LIFELESS WAX FIGURE.

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    You TRY your BEST to SALVAGE the SITUATION.

    [​IMG]

    ...which actually SUCCEEDS!

    STICK to the FORCE NEXT TIME, SABER.

    [​IMG]

    You decide to CHECK your CHECKLIST by CHECKING the MANY THINGS you've MANAGED to ACCOMPLISH.

    You also wonder why in the Emperor's name does such a HIGHLY-ADVANCED SPACE-FARING CULTURE even BOTHER with PARCHMENTS these days.

    It must be that NEW PAPER SMELL.

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    Technically you STOLE WEAPONS by TURNING the REPUBLIC'S ARMY against them.

    The third one, however?

    Yeah... NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

    [​IMG]

    Unsurprisingly, you still DECIDE to GIVE it a TRY by WRITING to MISSY via the CONVENIENTLY PLACED MAILBOX in the MIDDLE of the WALKWAY.

    What do you write to Missy?
     
    #1622 Alamact, Nov 24, 2016
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    That's the plan! Happy Thanksgiving guys!
    A SAPPY, ROMANTIC POEM!
     
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    @teline, your profile picture game is ON POINT!!! Where did you find it? :D
     
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    Initiate Operation "CHARMING DEVIL" and force the AUTHOR to come up with a SAPPY POEM.

    ROSES ARE RED

    MY ROBE WAS GREEN

    IT'LL BE TOUGH TO KEEP THIS ONE

    PG13
     
    #1625 Lankist, Nov 24, 2016
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  6. Dork Lord of the Bith

    Dork Lord of the Bith PhD in Sith Ethics

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    Girltalk check=2
    Girltexting_feat=false

    Dear Missth'raw'nuruodo,

    Why do doctors make for excellent Jedi?
    Because they have lots of patients

    I'm a Lobstre

    With regards,
    Saber

    Lankist strikes back!
    Seriously now, I endorse these more than my own suggestion.
     
    #1626 Dork Lord of the Bith, Nov 25, 2016
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  7. The One Armed Wampa

    The One Armed Wampa Rebel General

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    Dear Red:

    Doing great on my end. In the middle of pushing the Republic off our occupied location. It's pretty dangerous out here, could die any moment. I even have this scar across my face from fighting off like a hundred Jedi with nothing but my bare hands and a toothbrush. But it's okay, I'm very attuned with the force, pretty powerful nowadays actually.
    Certainly not some goob that would try to puppeteer a corpse to get past armed guards. That's ridiculous, what type of idiot would do that. That's so dumb I'm not even sure why I brought this hypothetical situation (that never happened) up.

    Anyways, I still have that light saber I made. Purple kyber crystal from that cave we both went through. Do you remember that cave? Good times huh. Yep, that was quite a thing. What an adventure. We gotta plan to do something like that again sometime.

    So, I gotta get back to work. Imperial duties and all that. I'll write back whenever I get the chance.

    Yours Truly,

    General Darth Saber

    Yeah, you know YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY A GENERAL

    But SHE WOULDNT, it's not like she could just CHECK YOUR STATUS or something. That'd be RIDICULOUS


    ...on SECOND THOUGHT, don't lie to her about being a GENERAL. You don't want to START a RELATIONSHIP off of LIES.

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALREADY SENT IT?!?! SABER YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?
     
    #1627 The One Armed Wampa, Nov 25, 2016
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    Missy,

    Iz yo fly sith Saberizzle here, (that's what all the lads call me now)..... I am pretty cool here now.....

    Anyway, I have found out through a friend, that if we don't hook up they're going to kill all the children of this planet! I KNOW, I KNOW! I don't like it either but, THINK OF THE CHILDREN MISSY!!!!

    I have put a poem together, well EXPENDABLE TROOPER helped me.... I mean... I wrote it.....

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I cry myself to sleep
    Thinking about you.
     
    #1628 Lord Revanous, Nov 25, 2016
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    "Missy I can't stop thinking about how much you love me. Do you miss me?" Saber ALWAYS TRUST THE FORCE ALWAYS GEEZ.
    --- Double Post Merged, Nov 25, 2016, Original Post Date: Nov 25, 2016 ---
    Awwwwww
     
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    SABER, you have to FLOOD MISSY'S INBOX with ALL of these MESSAGES

    ONE OF THESE is BOUND TO WORK!

    The ONLY way to a WOMAN'S HEART is SHEER FORCE OF WILL

    Or is it the WILL OF THE FORCE?

    WHO KNOWS, YOU CERTAINLY DON'T
     
    #1630 The One Armed Wampa, Nov 25, 2016
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    You know, MISSY, I have just managed to mind trick 3 REP GOONS! And, well, I tought that we can celebrate that. On some bench in AXIAL PARK. You know there must be some, it is PARK right? Uhmm, I am so clumsy with girl talk... but still...
    WHAT IS LOVE?
    MISSY DON`T HURT ME!
    NO MORE...
     
    #1631 DarthFather, Nov 25, 2016
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    "Hi Missy...
    A random question....would you be interested in kissing girl?"

    Or use appropriate punctuation and write this:

    "Hi Missy...
    A random question....would you be interested in kissing, girl?"
     
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    Hello Miss(y) Sunshine!
    I am happy to fullfill all of your wildest dreams and finally invite you to join me here in the centre of our most beloved galaxy that sooner or later will have to accept the ultimate truth about you and me, THAT WE WILL JOIN AND RULE THE GALAXY TOGETHER! (PS: That will include one kiss or two!)
     
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    Dear Missy,

    So sorry for flooding your inbox. That wasn't actually me it was... Elijah Woods. Pesky Jedi always trying to sabotage us Sith, and our friendly totally not romantic in any way relationships. I mean it's not even platonic right? Haha Well don't worry, he won't be doing it again. I took care of him. Hope you're doing okay.

    xoxo
    Saber
     
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    I once knew a cool little Chiss,
    Who sure was a beautiful Miss.
    With smarts and manners most proper,
    Not a force in the galaxy could stop her.
    And I think her and Saber should kiss.

    What? How did that last line get in there?? Oh well, can't argue with that!
     
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    "Dear Missy:

    I sexually Identify as a Spice Freighter. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of soaring over Hutt Space dropping potent loads of dankness on disgusting drug addicts in exchange for money. People say to me that a Sith Pureblood being a spaceship is impossible and that I’m blasted nerf-herder, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a medical droid install a hyperdrive engine, 3 blaster cannons, and a tow cable on my body. From now on I want you to call me “Smuggleupagus” and respect my right to dump drugs from above and needlessly make Sith-loads of credits. If you can’t accept me, you’re a vesselphobe, and you need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    - Love, Saber."
     
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    I Saber our moments together, and I Missy you so much....

    ...yep, guaranteed success! ;)
     
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    Seriously, Missy, get with it, Saber got it going on.
     
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    My version of Sab is a softy ;)
     
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    He's a Sith, but he's a good guy.
     
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