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SPOILER Post your funniest TFA rumors

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Old Biff from the Future, Nov 1, 2015.

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    Similar to those two, "Luke brought a cataclysm to Tatooine soon after Return of the Jedi after he visited Anakin’s birthplace and for whatever reasons it’s changed him. It’s an even more desolate place now, there are meteor craters everywhere, you get the point, at first you won’t know that it’s even the Tatooine you’re looking at."


    I guess in retrospect this was someone onto one aspect of the film but not yet able to reconcile desert planet Jakku vs. desert planet Tatooine.
     
    #41 Thutar, Nov 2, 2015
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    Most ridicoulus

    • Luke is Kylo Ren
    • Jar Jar as ultimate evil
    • Kylo is Vader's clone/son
    Funny ones
    • Phasma is a droid
    • Finn Windu
    • Finn Solo
    • Finn Calrissian
    • Hux is Luke's son and undercover agent of Resistance
    • MSV is Boba Fett
    • Jakku is Tatooine
    • Lightsaber falling from the skies
    • Snoke is Palpatine clone
    • Finn is not Force sensitive
    • Leia is evil mastermind
    • Snoke is from Yoda spiece
    • Han is unaware that Vader is Luke's father
    • Finn dies
    Bonus: ridiculous one that I actually like
    • Ezra is Snoke
     
    #42 Nars, Nov 2, 2015
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    Hahaha I read one about Kylo Ren killing Ewoks on Endor to get the Vader mask, Jar Jar Binks = Snoke, tall green Ewok character(?), Han and Luke are fighting about the bad guy who is Han's son....and Luke kills Han at the end.
     
    #43 HothLeia, Nov 2, 2015
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    It's not funny so much as irritating - Luke is Kylo/evil.

    It just boggles my mind how anyone would think that after Luke spends the OT saying NO to the dark side over and over through the movies - chooses death rather than turn after suffering failure after failure (in the cave, to complete training, to save his friends, to defeat Vader) in ESB, after throwing his lightsaber and saying "Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me." to Palpatine in ROTJ.

    Just no.
     
    #44 LadyMusashi, Nov 3, 2015
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    Well Ezra could still be Snoke :)
    Maybe Disney still has surprises for us.

    What if they are building Snoke's story right in front of our eyes... I mean, we will know his true identity probably not before Episode VIII or IX
     
    #45 MarsPhoenix, Nov 3, 2015
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    There are a few funny & bizarre posts here but the topper I heard-read so far as to be this....

    The intrepid young leads obtain the Star Killer plans, activate the WMD system but it malfunctions, turns into a TIME MACHINE then propels the cast back into the Star Wars A New Hope era where they must destroy the first Death Star.

    :eek:
    That movie I'd pay to see! Lol.
    TFM
    (boba fett)
     
    #46 TheFettMan, Nov 3, 2015
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    BB8 is a spy for the FIrst Order

    Luke says some comment about Rey being his 'Baby girl'

    Snoke is made of liquid
     
    #47 C2P2, Nov 3, 2015
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    It's a Trap ! Rebelscum

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    Hayden Christiensen has been training with the StarWars UK stunt team for his role in the movie ......... LOL !
     
    #48 It's a Trap !, Nov 3, 2015
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    Snooke = Plegius
     
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    BB8 being turned or in fact being used for deceit by The First Order isn't a far fetched concept.
    The way R2D2 treated BB8 at the big Disney-Bad Robot events at Star Wars Celebration in CA made me think BB8 might not be the spunky hero he's marketed as.
    Plus, why have 3/4 droids in the ST plotline? C3PO and R2 seemed plenty. The screenwriters seemed stretched to find ways to use them in the PT films.

    TFM
     
    #50 TheFettMan, Nov 5, 2015
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