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Reddit, 4chan, internet spoiler board for Episode VIII

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by lighteye, Dec 25, 2015.

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    What was that?
     
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    A post on tickets for TLJ going on sale with the new trailer. No biggie.
     
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    Either Disney or AMC took it down, just so we're clear.
     
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    You bring us the best stuff. Seriously.
     
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    Rose and Paige are orphans. This is fake.
     
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    Well of course she is now that they killed her folks!



    On a more serious note, I know it's fake. (FWIW niamor posted another few that I personally think are very close if not dead on)

    But it's very well written up until the very last part which is just way too obviously cliche and a cheesefest.
     
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    Well the part when kylo saves Leia in the first act is right! He doesn't shot her
     
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    Notice that not one of these leaks mention Porg interaction...which something funny with Chewie was confirmed. Also....nothing about the caretakers we have already seen in magazine publications.

    We are still getting fan fiction based on confirmed info. Lol.

    Some bad and some REALLY bad. Haha.
     
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    Seemed legit until "Kylo is in love"

    TF?
     
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    New "insider"... Don't believe a single word of it... (again :rolleyes: )



    Notable "facts":

    - Rey is Hux half-sister, same mother but different father. Rey and Hux mother is Palpatine daughter.
    - Hux is force-sensitive.
    - Rey doesn’t get trained. Luke just wants her to leave.
    - "Reylo is as on the nose as it gets. Kylo makes the first move. Rey initially admits there’s something but wonders how it could ever work due to their factions. Kylo asks why either have to fight for anyone and why they have to continue to be pawns in anyone’s game anymore. He convinces her and they run off."
    - Luke is Snoke. He’s got his reasons and they are actually pretty legit (he realizes the galaxy needs one all powerful leader. He wants it to eventually be Kylo) but he literally controls Snoke from afar. It’s been beaten to death but think Wizard of Oz. Ah, and he's dying.
    - Luke killed everyone at the new Jedi academy. But he frames Kylo.
    - Leia’s fate is left ambiguous but the First Order captures her.
    - Leia finds out that Luke is Snoke and she is devastated.
    - DJ is a “slicer” they need to hack the Supremacy and mess up its manufacturing capabilities because the FO is winning the war.
    - Poe has abandoned reason and is using geurilla/borderline terrorist tactics to combat the First Order. He is public enemy number one to the First Order and the subject of an intense fight between Leia and Holdo.
    - Rose dies.
    - The "leaker" is pissed with the story and for this reason he has spilled the beans....
     
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    Remember how I said a few weeks back that I’d give this a go?

    I have a basic outline of a plausible plot structure. I’m going to throw it into the wind and see who bites :p
     
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    That's one of the worst fanfictions I've ever read. Rian can do much better than this.
     
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    It is done, my Lord.

    :p
     
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    Can the mods create a triple funny rating.

    Because I need it after reading that piss.
     
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    I have seen The Last Jedi!
    Oh boy!

    You can ask me anything you want but I won't disclose my identity and where I work.

    So... Here is a couple of things:

    - Rey is Qui Gon's grand-grand-grand-daughter
    - Knights of Ren are actually Naboo former soldiers loyal to Queen Amidala and they worship Anakin Skywalker
    - Rose dies
    - Chewbacca dies protecting Rey sitting on a grenade
    - Leia dies of sadness on Crait
    - Poe loses his mind and joins the First Order (He is leading the attack with the Godzilla Walkers)
    - Snoke is a clone of Obi Wan Kenobi (Obi Two Kenobi)
    - Benicio Del Paso plays Bongo Fett, Boba Fett's son
    - Kylo Ren crashes his helmet and dons Darth Vader's helmet at the end
    - Captain Plasma gets both her arms chops out by Finn
    - Storntrooper executioners are all clones of Finn
    - Maz Canada is a traitor and leads Rose and Finn to Plasma
    - Hayden Christmastsen's ghost appears along Yoda's and Ki Adi Mundo's
     
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    Huh. Someone else claiming to have seen the film, this time on 4Chan (got some interesting ideas, but it seems a bit...confused to me?) [stolen from Reddit - will be edited so it’s easier to understand]:

    Q: Why does Mark Hamill hate the script?
    Q: Describe the scenes from trailer like Kylo is about to shoot his mom, Snoke vs Rey, Kylo leaning his hand scenes.
    Q: Any romance in it?
    Q: What happens in Ac-To between Rey,Luke and Ren?
    Q: Why is there a death star on that new tie fighter toy package?
    Q: 1- What happens after Snoke orders him to kill Rey?
    2- How the movie ends? kylo ren and rey go rogue? she goes dark?
    Q: According to the trailers Luke does not want to train Rey. Does he eventually train her? What changes his mind?
    Q: JUST ANSWER WHO REY IS ALREADY YOU LARPING F***. ALSO IS ANAKIN AND OBI FORCE GHOSTS PLAYED BY THE PREQUEL ACTORS?
    **This is approximately the point when someone took the same username as OP to create chaos. I've weeded out the stuff that's obviously the shitposter, but there's a possibility that I could have made a mistake about who was the real OP from here on out.**

    Q: "and explains what he’s found out from his travels." Which is?
    Q: Your time line makes no sense, Rey is left in Jakku like 14-15 years ago, and Kylo turns to the dark side when he 23
    Q: Does Leia die?
    Q: Tell me. What is Hux's role in the film. Does he get any decent screen time?
    Q: [In reference to Hux] RIP Sweet Prince. Follow up. Do we get any more FO officers to follow? Or does the film kill off best general and leave it as that.
    Q: F****** goddamn could you LARPers at least READ THE INTERVIEWS AND S*** BEFORE YOU DO THIS I'll still play along tho
    What is the deal with the books in the Force tree? And them filming Driver in front of a burning tree?
    Q: [In reference to the "Rey is a Skywalker" segment] you lost me here. it's been said that kylo ren already fills the skywalker drama and rey's parent are not in TFA.
    Q: Okay then. Gimme the significance of Kylo's cape (if any), and the details on Benecio del Toro's character. I also want a run-down on the casino planet mission, its goals, and Finn in general.
    Q: jj abrams said "rey's parents are not in TFA", pablo hidalgo said "nothing in tfa indicates that rey is a skywalker".
    Q: Does Snoke have any direct ties (family or otherwise) to the Emperor or Vader?
    Q: does kylo turn good?
    Q: Right, so if it's implied that the Emperor was involved with Snoke in some capacity, does that mean that Snoke isn't a force user? Or are they retconing the Sith rule of two?
    Q: [In reference to Snoke] Does the film explain who he is or give him an origin?
    Q: How powerful is Luke does he fight
    Q: More questions OP. What is Poe's deal--and the 'truth' about him that the latest press release referred to? Why does Kylo's attitude towards Rey change so dramatically considering that she humiliated him?
    Q: Does any significant character die?
    **At this point Fake OP starts mentioning Revan and Real OP signs off**
     
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    I would see this movie. :D
     
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    A lot of this is very similar to my predictions. Not the Rey Skywalker part though...
     
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    That's far too good to be the film lol. Although I honestly think in the next couple of weeks we will get a true legit breakdown. When and where that is I don't know but it will happen. I don't think its this 'leak' though. To be honest when they start straight away talking about Mark and Adam been Oscar worthy. Its nah, this is complete 'fanboy'. Just drop the 'facts' and leave not add flowery nonsense. That's usually how spoilers work not fancy bs.
     
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    Hux takes Kylo and Phasma on a shuttle, eh? whatever happened to Phasma stealing the TIE and chasing down the "traitor" i wonder... :rolleyes: garbage.
     
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