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HUMOR TFA's peetime moment

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Feb 4, 2015.

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  1. MarsPhoenix

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    All movie has its peetime moment.
    With movies like Star Wars episodes, it sometimes become critical, since we have to wait hours in lines.

    Let's predict the scene and the characters involved in that scene when it will be the best timing to ease ourselves without missing any major plot point, important part of the story.

    Let's retrospect:


    The Phantom Menace:

    When Maul encounter Sidious "At last we will have revenge...blablabla"... it is of no significance to the story.


    Attack of the Clones:

    Many, MANY scenes on Naboo between Anakin and Padme (you could go ease Big Time, if you know what I mean)

    Revenge of the blast:

    Dull to say, but the Kashyyyk action sequence, Chewie, Yoda and the Clones.

    A New Hope:

    If it's the SE, the Jabba sequence, if the original... why not the binary Sunset sequence... it's poetic, so is your peetime.

    The Empire Strikes Back:

    Well... the Mynock sequence with Leia, Han and co.

    Return of the Jedi:

    If the SE: The musical number... the original: Leia and Wicket cute moment.


    The Force Awakens:

    I foresee scenes involving Lupita's character/ MVS character exposing things WE already know about the OT and PT that viewers in the audience need to be exposed to (for better understanding of what is going on)


    My questions are:

    - Do you expect a peetime moment in TFA
    - Have you ever had a peetime moment at a Star Wars premiere?
    - How do you manage to avoid to leave your seat (or your place in line) in this situation?

    For my part:

    - There will be a peetime moment in TFA.... like in every movie
    - I had, when I first saw Attack of The Clones, I missed the Tusken Raider scene
    - I drink as little soda as possible, never buy supersize Cola at a Star Wars premiere.
     
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    If Jar Jar makes a cameo.... then meesa thinkin it be peetime
     
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    If jar jar makes an appearance, it's refund time.
     
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    hmm lol. with all the rummors coming out lately and concept designs for cars, speeder bikes, star ships, etc.... seems like they are gonna be traveling a lot. might as well go then right?
     
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    My ultimate peetime moment is the Podrace in Pantom Menace. Too long and far too drawn out for my liking
     
    #5 C2P2, Feb 4, 2015
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    I'll bring some of my daugthers diapers. :confused:
     
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    I plan on fasting (food & water) before I go into the theater. No joke.
     
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    Any real Star Wars fan would just hold it.:D
     
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    I plan on having a bag of popcorn large enough that it could single handedly solve world hunger, and a drink big enough for a family of four to use as a hot tub
     
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    Why would you do that when even the smallest of the containers now sold at most theaters could hold both a #1 and a #2 and any other business you had to do.
     
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    I think i'm just going to hold it if i have to go. Otherwise I would say that my only other option is to pee my pants.
     
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    I might actually invest in one of these.....Yes that's what you think it is.

    netti-one-leg-pants-urine-bag-holder.jpg

    Or the leg bag model...haven't decided yet
    netti-one-leg-stocking-urine-bag-holder.jpg
     
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    This... ummm... this is just wrong, guys... this thread has officially jumped the shark
     
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    I remember I really have to go while I was watching Frozen and the song Let It Go comes on and I love that song!
     
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    I can't stop laughing at this.
     
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    I'm so serious about it too. I will not miss a millisecond of the movie.
     
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    TPM = I'll go pee whenever I feel like it
    AOTC = I'll just pee where I sit
    ROTS = I'll pee on the screen when Vader goes "nOOOOOOOOOO"
    ANH = I'll pee during the added Jabba scene (SE)/I'll pee during the briefing on Yavin
    ESB = I'll bring an empty bottle
    ROTJ = I'll pee when Hayden shows up (SE) / I'll pee when Luke and Leia have their chat.
     
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    My PP8 dance is proven to stave the urge to urinate.
    Just roll around in your seat in a counter-clockwise motion,
    then fire your hip thrusters in a forward motion every eighth revolution.
     
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    I refuse to pee. It wont happen. Never.
     
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    Catheter?
     
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