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HUMOR TFA's peetime moment

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by MarsPhoenix, Feb 4, 2015.

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    Good move while you made it.
     
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    I will be wearing an adult diaper.
     
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    We've all been there: You're in the middle of a movie you've been waiting for and you've finished 2/3 of your 3.5 liter soda and you just can't hold it any longer. You try to wait for a period of exposition that looks like the part before the most exciting part and you make a run for the restroom.
    I don't know about you but I'm certain there won't be one second of The Force Awakens that I will be willing to miss and yet I can't go see a movie without getting a giant soda and a snack. It's just part of the experience, right? Have you worried about this as much as I have? Do you have a sure-fire strategy that doesn't involve abstaining from drink or food? Are adult diapers the answer here or would eating a bunch of salt before the show help?
     
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    open the fire exit door just unzip and unleash
     
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    I have learned to take precautions before going to the movies. Goto the bathroom at home right before you leave for the movies, so that gives you a couple hours until you have to go again. Dont eat or drink anything in the movies, as get something to eat after the movie so there are no disruptions if you get my drift. In a sense, walk into that theater like you are on a hunger strike for the next 3 hours.
     
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    Self catheterization. ;)
     
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    its ok, it was a slightly different topic. lol. I just thought it was funny
    --- Double Post Merged, Jun 29, 2015, Original Post Date: Jun 29, 2015 ---
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    You could always wear adult diapers if it gets to that.
     
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    The 3.5 liter is a joke right, how much do u really drink?

    Anyway it's funny that u post this since this has been on my mind numerous times. Though outside of the USA it's quite normal to drink a 0.5 liter or even less so we can prepare for this better.
     
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    I rarely if ever go to the bathroom during the movie anyway (I go at home, don't drink excessively). There is no way I'm leaving in the middle of TFA. I'm not missing a second, let alone a couple of minutes. Plus, the fans will probably murder you if you make them take their eyes off the screen to move around.

    Be prepared, that is my motto.
     
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    You just refil that 3.5 liter soda cup...and then you take it to the concession stand and get your money back after the show! "There's something wrong with my drink! I demand a refund!!!"
     
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    Let's see.....pee before??? :)
     
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    pee twice before. once while in line, then once again during the previews.
     
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    And THERE you have it!! :)
     
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    the question is how many of us plan to see the movie more then once. if you take time to pee it might be necessary .
     
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