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HUMOR The BIG twist...

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Emperor Abrams, Oct 27, 2015.

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    Empire Strikes Back:

    "I am Your Father"

    - Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker





    Return Of The Jedi:

    "You are my sister"

    - Luke to Princess Leia




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    ...................................................................




















    The Force Awakens:


    "I am your brother"


    - Han Solo to Luke (and I guess Leia)





    [​IMG]




    XD
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    i think it'll be Finn and Luke with Maury revealing that, according to DNA tests, Luke is indeed the father.
     
    #3 DarthPilkington, Oct 27, 2015
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    facepalm.jpg
    Leia isn't amused
     
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    Snoke was Yoda's master
     
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    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
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    Luke's not in this movie...you know this...
     
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    True....true.... guess Leia will get the even more awkward news then. She'll probably stop kissing people without written background checks from then on if she ever is interested in a non platonic relationship with a guy again. XD
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Poe is Anakin's father.

    He's so fast, he travelled back in time and had an affair with young Shmi.

    Here's your twist!
     
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    the big twist...

    Luke is already dead and is a force ghost :(:eek:

    [​IMG]
     
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    I kind of like that actually.
    --- Double Post Merged, Oct 27, 2015, Original Post Date: Oct 27, 2015 ---
    Hence, no Luke In the poster? Hmmmm.
     
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    NOOOO ... NO!
    That's not true!
    That's impossible!
     
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    Ahahaha!!!! One of the greatest posts I've read in 11 months!!!!!! Kudos!!!!!

    EDIT: That's kinda eerie actually.
     
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    Han doesn't die. Han and Leia aren't separated. Not just wishful thinking. Kylo dies instead. That hug is an end-of-the-movie hug, in my opinion.
     
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    While it's certainly possible... I don't think it would be a good twist to leave to the end of the movie.
    This isn't the 6th Sense.
     
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    how about a classic JJ/Hurley/Lost move: all that stuff about Jedi and the dark side? all in Han's head.
     
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    Luke will find out 3PO is his Uncle
     
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    Luke to Rey:
    My baby grill
     
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