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SPECULATION The first words of the crawl should be....

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' started by daRinze, Jan 31, 2019.

  1. Fearghas_Ajax

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    Well, Revenge of the Sith start with WAR! With the loss of much of the Resistance on one side and Starkiller Base, Snoke, and his command ship on the other... the first words could be "CHAOS"
     
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    Luke Skywalker has returned
     
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    The galaxy is in ruins.
     
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    "Four years have passed since the Battle of Crait that saw the Resistance nearly destroyed by the First Order." ;)

    Wishful thinking, I know, but I think I'd appreciate a little time-skip. :)
     
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    OK, here are mine ....

    "Luke Skywalker's clone, Jake, died protecting the resistance."

    "Starkiller base II is nearly complete."

    "The Ewok revolution was bloody."

    "Thanos has taken over. #synergy"

    "Mickey has found Kingdom Hearts. #synergy"

    "Emperor Tico commands an army of fathiers."

    "Rey is dead. #subversion"

    "A third color of milk has been discovered."

    "The Enterprise emerges from a worm whole. #Abrams-verse #synergy"

    "[Indistinguishable Wookie yelling]"

    "Movie unavailable. Please subscribe to Disney+."
     
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    “Palps is back mother*******!”
     
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    Each line of this is just a bomb preceding another bomb. [​IMG]
     
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    The Spark of Rebellion has been lit. As the Legend of Luke Skywalker grows, countless star systems have risen to fight the tyranny of the First Order...
     
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    Star Wars
    Episode IX
    The Rise of Skywalker
     
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    Which of the many meanings of bomb are you using? Cuz it could be "major surprising announcement" or "totally awesome thing" or "failed attempt at humor." I'm afraid you mean the last one, but I thought I'd double check :-D
     
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    obviously this one. :cool:
     
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    STAR WARS
    EPISODE IX
    THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

    IT IS A PERIOD OF AMBIGUOUS POLITICAL STANDING. I THINK THE NEW REPUBLIC IS GONE NOW BUT I'M HONESTLY NOT SURE. PABLO? OH AND PALPATINE IS BACK.​
     
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    Sith drink red milk!

    (Luke has drank blue and green milk, the same colors as his lightsabers. Its poetry!)
     
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    Star Wars Episode IX The Rise of Skywalker special morning wood edition.
    or
    the movie is directed by 40 Specially Trained Ecuadorian Mountain Llamas, 6 Venezuelan Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos (Closely Related to the Llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, 76000 Battery Llamas From “Llama-Fresh” Farms Ltd. Near Paraguay, and Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones.
     
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    The Jedi are extinct.
     
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