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Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by sbs87, Oct 2, 2015.

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    Oh how about "Lupita is Ahsoka guys!!" "Felicity is Ahsoka guys!!" "New female cast member is Ahsoka guys!!"
     
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    Finn is a Calrissian ...
     
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    Lets discuss this or that concept art for the 1000th time.
     
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    Luke is the cyborg!!
     
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    Rey and Kylo are twins!
     
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    Kira Rey
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    get it?!
     
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    Quote from the movie apparently- "my baby girl!"

    A more recent one I've read (not here), but no less vomit enducing.
     
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    simply "the cyborg" in any way shape or form.
     
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    Jesus H Christ, how many times did this come up!
    Luke really is a Cyborg Ninja- SNNAAAAKKKKEEEE!!!
     
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    Kylo Ren is a double agent!
    [​IMG]
     
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    Just watched the Flash with the trickster scene I don't know whats worse.
     
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    I've had enough, BAN THIS POSTER!!!
     
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    1. I am the biggest Star Wars fan here, I have been a hardcore fan all my life. P.S. I watched the prequels first

    2. Original trilogy was badly written. Obi Wan doesn't recognize R2? Why doesn't Vader recognize C3PO? Leia remembers Padme? There are too many plot holes

    3. Attack of the Clones had really good dialogue

    4. Jai Courtney would be an outstanding choice as a young Han Solo

    5. Empire Strikes Back is slow and boring, there are barely any explosions once you get past the first act. There are not enough bright colors, the lightsaber duel sucks and that "I Am Your Father" line didn't surprise me at all, how can people be so dumb as to not work out that Luke is his son after watching episode III? LOL, these "original" trilogy fans are dumb, 3/10 would not watch again

    6. Revenge of the Sith is better than A New Hope

    7. I didn't feel aroused in any way when I saw Leia in the metal bikini, 2/10 would not rent again

    8. Jar Jar Binks was not a bad idea

    9. Boba Fett should be brought back, his character has not been milked to death at all

    10. Practical effects are garbage
     
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    Oh thats a little bit mean, those are just peoples opinions.

    I actually grew up on the prequels, and while I certainly think the original is better I think you are being a little hard on it here.

    Also I can think of lots of people who didnt feel aroused when they saw leia in the metal bikini, most are heterosexual women and gay men...

    And no, Jar JAr binks was not a bad > IDEA < just completely awful execution.
     
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    Don't take my posts so seriously
     
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    "Jakku is Tatooine"
     
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    " a tatooed teen tween with a tatoo of a teen listening to tattoo and ween on planet tattooine "

    no wait that was a funny or die sketch ... my bad :confused:
     
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    Any post citing reddit as a source.
     
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    A man after my own heart. "but it was on Reddit!!!" :rolleyes:....(epic fail)
     
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    Pip Andersen is the son of Han Solo...
     
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