SPECULATION Does this Snoke theory suck?

That’s sort of how I interpreted the Snoke bits from the TFA novelization (maybe not hundreds of years specifically). He’s supposedly someone who was around to see the rise and fall of the Empire and understands the mindsets of Vader and the Emperor. He’s not necessarily human. So an exceptional lifespan isn’t out of the cards. Could be.

Secretly, deep down in a dark part of my mind, I want Snoke to be physically smaller than Yoda. Just a teeny little guy that’s overcompensating.

 

HAHA i have joked about that as well! Like his hologram made him look giant because he is so tiny haha

 

Then there was the rumor of him being a 7 foot tall puppet. And I thought - what if he's ACTUALLY a puppet...in the movie. It's, without a doubt, a horrible idea. But I can't help but smile at the thought.

 

Snoke is just so interesting! We finally have a big baddy in the shadows who is mysterious again. Unlike in the PT when Lucas tried to make the identity of Darth Sidious a mystery...dumb

 

Most of the theories I've took my time to read are ludicrous to say the least. Once TLJ comes out new outlandish theories will emerge.

 

I think Pablo Hidalgo dies a little inside every time someone asks him if Snoke is Darth Plagueis

 

Heres another snoke theory:

snoke is from kamino. he has the same body structure, an easter egge about clones was kept in, and lama su wears similar clothing without the cloak...it would make the most sense for him to know about the republic and the sith and the empire as well...and in the end he did work for palpatine anyways.

 

He really didn't try to make it a mystery.

 

I have a sneaking suspicion that Snoke is "The Brother" from TCW (yes I know that he "died" but the force works in mysterious ways).