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HUMOR Is Luke Rey's Mother? - The Evidence for and Against

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by cawatrooper, Sep 7, 2017.

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    I mean, have you seen Luke and Rey's mother at the same time in the same place?
     
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    This is wholly offensive to blind people.
     
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    I asked Chirrut, he said it was fine.
     
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    Right. I'm sure you have "a lot of blind friends"
     
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    I am blind and I am offended by this OP.
     
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    Ok. Luke is living by the sea. Seahorses live in the Sea. Male seahorses give birth 2 baby seahorses.......

    LUKE IS REY'S MOM! CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I think Cindel Towani from the Ewoks movie is Reys mom. Then wicket is her dad :eek:
    That's why they abondoned her it was just an abomination.
     
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    That explains her Tomboyish looks!
     
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    I don't see that.
     
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    Well when she was a baby she was extreamly hairy, but she grew out of it.
     
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    Interesting.

    I think Luke is her mom, and Wickett is her dad.
     
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    This thread:

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    Yeah he had waaaayyy too much to drink at that ewok party.
     
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    Hey! Meybe in TLJ Rey and Luke go on the Maury Povich show. And Maury says "in the case of 20 year old Rey, Wicket......you are.......the Father!" Wickett : "Noooooo!"
     
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    I hope Rey gets a look of realization at the climax of TLJ, much like she did in the saber fight in TFA. But instead of saying "Use the Force", this time she says "Yub Nub."

    (ewok)(luke)<3
     
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    Also the only chick at that party was his sister. So yeah
     
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    Nah there were lady ewoks too.
     
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    If anyone goes to Celebration next year, we need to get Warwick's opinion on this :p
     
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