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HUMOR Is Luke Rey's Mother? - The Evidence for and Against

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by cawatrooper, Sep 7, 2017.

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  1. TheBBP

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    Can't touch this...

    C-C-C-C-Commmmboooooo Breakerrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
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    They should make the obi wan movie about a love story between Kenobi and and Italian american widow starring Cher. Call it that's no moonstruck. Rey's grandparents. Boom!
     
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    speaking of music, you should have written "string".



    Anyway. If Luke is Rey's mother, then, can we assume Lay's are Rukh's feather ? headscratch.gif

    headscratch.gif rukhlay.jpg
     
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    chicken and waffles?
    o.O
     
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    Rey's parents were actually Jawas. They abondoned her because she had gigantism and couldn't fit in any of the robes.
     
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    Rey Parentage Bingo.jpg

    I think I've used at least two of these. :p
     
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    I think that about covers it, actually. Change some names to "Snoke" on this sheet and it'll be the Rosetta Stone of bad Sequel Trilogy theories.
     
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    Jar Jar binks is Rey's mother. It's so obvious. Jar jar comes from a water world, rey from a desert. It's one of those opposite worlds things. They are both outcasts. They have funny accents. Come on people. JarJar created the Empire, Rey will destroy the First Order. A story of completion, from generation to generation. Just like Anakin and Luke. Duuhh?
     
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    Meybe..juuust maybe, Rey is the Daughter of Sy Snootles and Droppy McCool. Sy and Droopy were able to escape Jabba's sail barge before it exploded. Unfortunately Max Rebo didn't make it. They started a Kpop band called Sy. They only had one hit song called gamorean style. Anyway, they were flat broke and sy gave birth, to a baby girl. They left her with one of their old roadies Unkar Plutt, on Jakku. They kept telling Plutt, yeah we'll be back, check out our next gig. That was the last time anyone has seen or heard from them since.
     
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    Rey is the grand daughter of Elan Slazebaggano with some random human female at the Outlander Club...Rey's powers come from the power of deathsticks and spice in her genes. :p
     
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    the staff!!! of course!!! Rey Deathstick! it's so obvious now!
     
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    Sure, nice theory, I think you might be on something...

    Remember how "The Force" managed to get Shme Pregnant by manipulating the Midichlorians....

    What if the same fate happened to Luke Skywalker?

    You've all seen the documentary "Junior"? That thing can happen no?
     
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    According to a canon story Poe Dameron was concieved that nite on Endor. So his mother was their too.
     
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