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HUMOR Is Luke Rey's Mother? - The Evidence for and Against

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by cawatrooper, Sep 7, 2017.

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    See thats why Rey is so good with that stick. She inherited it from her Father Wickett.
     
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    You're wrong: the Force Tree is her mother.
     
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    What's amusing is, that could actually be true.
     
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    Rey Pod Person Confirmed!
     
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    The force tree on......Endor?? Wickett is attuned with nature, the force is in all nature. Therefore it is altogether possible that wickett is force sensitive. Combine that with the Skywalker bloodline, and you have a very powerful Jedi.
     
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    Now this is pod racing.
     
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    Pursuant to the Americans with Disabilities Act (and any similar legislation in the applicable country of origin for any member here), and for those not gifted with the Force, I hereby demand that access to these forums be provided in braille.

    From a certian point of view...
     
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    Before Tatooine, Shmi was a slave on Jakku.
    Darth Plagueis was on Jakku experimenting with creating life using slave women.
    Plagueis buys a slave girl who had been sold as a child by her family to a slave dealer called Bob Plutt (Unkar's dad).
    This slave girl and Shmi both get pregnant and give birth to sons.
    Shmi's child is stillborn.
    Plagueis switches the babies.
    He sells Shmi to Gardulla the Hutt and freezes the other slave girl in carbonite.
    His apprentice kills him in his sleep...

    Rey is Luke's Gran
     
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    Nah...too hairy!

    Oh my...Luke made love to a tree? Does thst mean he is not a vegetarian...or he is?? *confused*

    Nooo....you do realize my mind works in mental images and that you as a poster have a responsibility towards unblind people (totally biased this, btw) as to what you write???? How could a human even impregnate a tree? Are force trees like peaches???
     
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    Hehe. Luke's a tree hugger.

    The woods can be a lonely place.
     
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    The tree has hatched an egg made by Luke.
     
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    Not buying any of this unless Plagueis is involved.
     
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    I'm going to be scarred forever before TLJ comes out...
     
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    Yeah yeah...but what came first...the egg or the luke??
    Or....the tree?
     
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    mother.gif
     
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    Ohhh, man, come on. He' s gonna go kill his father now...wait...
     
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    Who? Luke? I thought Luke was vegetarian, for some reason :rolleyes:
     
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    No, Luke is on a Porg and bean diet
     
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