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Ladies & Gents, I give you SNOKE!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by ITG, Nov 20, 2016.

  1. tm0910196

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    I'm not usually this blunt, but IMO, this is absolutely crazy, entirely unlikely, and will never happen. :D But if it turns out to be true as you describe it, I'll transfer you 3,000 credits or something. ;)
     
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    Plagueis is dead, Palpatine is dead, Vader is dead, the Sith are dead. I don't know how much more ridiculous these theories need to get! :D
     
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    Donald Trump is Snoke! :cool:
     
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    I've often wondered why there was a huge release of energy when Vader threw Palps over the rail. Perhaps he did become pure energy and has since possessed another body. Not Vader's, but maybe something or someone else.
     
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  6. ITG

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    Maybe Plagueis' dead body? Plagueis confirmed!!
     
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  7. MarsPhoenix

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    I always saw Plagueis as an opportunity to tie up Prequels & Sequels.

    Let's assume Snoke is Plagueis.
    Now here are some questions for you:

    - How does this fact impact Darth Sidious-Palpatine's character from the PT and OT? Is he then diminished? Now seen as the apprentice sorcerer instead of this almighty villain, most powerful dark lord of the galaxy?
    - By ricochet, how does his impact Darth Vader & Luke characters? Is Vader's sacrifice diminished in any way?
    - Yoda can feel Leia might be a sleeping Jedi but not able to feel that Plagueis is still alive?
    - Plagueis the wise losing his temper over a BB-unit? Because one Jedi is still alive? Why didn't he make his move when all Jedi were extinct?
    - Where is he been hiding for the last 65 years? It's a lifetime. Doing what? Building the Starkiller base? Being on vacations?
     
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  8. master_shaitan

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    The ST itself "diminishes" Palpatine and Vader by definition, as it means it isn't all about them. Having Plagueis be Snoke would however reduce this as Sidious would've already have "defeated" Plagueis at some point.

    It enhances it. If a story has to be told here (which it is), then please continue the Vader story. Have it be about how the "Skywalker curse" won't ever be lifted until "their creator" is destroyed.

    He knew about Leia. He never knew about Plagueis. Or Sidious for that matter.

    Sidious took him out many years back. He has been in the shadows since then waiting to fulfil his own plans - recovering from his injuries and just about surviving by living off of the Dark Side.

    Hidden away, in recovery until his rivals are all but dead and he has the chance to strike.
     
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    Is this now a Snoke is Plagueis thread?
     
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    I fear it is.
    Can there just be An Official Snoke in VIII thread created?
     
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    Snoke is Snoke. I win. ;)
     
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    Luke: War's over, man. Kylo Ren dropped the big one.

    Leia: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Separatists bombed Hosnian Prime? Hell no!

    Rey: [to Finn] Separatists?

    Finn: Forget it, she's rolling.

    Leia: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...

    ...

    Leia: The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's gooooooooo!

    ...

    Leia: What the f*<# happened to the Rebellion I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Leia, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Palpatine, he's a dead man! Vader, DEAD! Plagueis, err, Snoke...

    Rey: DEAD! Leia's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards... Now, we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

    Leia: We're just the Resistance to do it.

    Luke: [stands up]

    Finn: [stands up] Let's do it.

    Leia: "LET'S DO IT!!!"
     
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    Bluemilk I AM the Senate

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    I've got it! Snoke is absolutely without a doubt one of the Tusken Raider's that came back for revenge. Anakin slaughtered their family and one survived it's injuries.

    Yes. Snoke is a Tusken Raider aka Sand People. He's representing
     
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    Snoke is Tarkin....?! Hmmm! ;)
     
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    Dang it, EVERYBODY has it wrong... I just heard from the cousin of a sister of a girl who used to work in catering at a restaurant Kathleen Kennedy walked by in 2015 that PABLO HIDALGO is Snoke! I can't believe none of us realized or worked it out, it's so obvious in hindsight! :eek:

    (pwned)
     
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    So, what about Vader's burnt old body rising form the ashes, possessed by Palpatine's Sith version of a force ghost? No? Any takers? Lock it up. Plagueis is Snoke.

    Not my finest hour.... :confused:
     
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  17. Maximus

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    i watched a 'Snoke is Maz' video on you tube yesturday.

    trust me.. ridiculous has more levels to it apparently.
     
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    We always need one of those lol :)

    I vote for Snoke being a tiny creature (that projects himself to be bigger than life) broadcasting from INSIDE BB-8.
     
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    Snoke is pissing me off.....confirmed.
     
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    Anakin/Vader are all about family...no matter how mcu of an abomination there is I don't think he would want to kill off his own blood and would choose them over palpatine/snoke
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