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HUMOR Force User Hair Olympics

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by FN-3263827, Feb 17, 2016.

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Who has the best Force Hair?

Poll closed Mar 12, 2016.
  1. Qui-Gon Jinn

    31.3%
  2. Obi-Wan

    31.3%
  3. Anakin

    31.3%
  4. Dooku

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Palpatine

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Luke

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Rey

    6.3%
  8. Kylo Ren

    62.5%
  9. Leia

    43.8%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Obi-Wan Solo

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    Exactly!
    Basically to summarize my expectations for character development:
    - Less helmet - ratio should be like 90:10
    - At least one instance of shirtlessness

    And yes, maybe they can throw in some instances of compassion, inner conflict, general goodness and gentleness, along some sad puppy looks, sensuous lips and seductive voice...
    Dangerous Dreamboat sums it up quite accurately really...

    The last/lost (Disney) prince of Alderaan indeed...
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  2. Empire Jo

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    This. Definitely this. We should start a petition for this.

    The only thing that could make this more perfect would be if Kylo grew some great man fuzz. Looking at past Jedi trends, power in the Force obviously grows in conjunction with facial hair, with humans at least. Surely that's cannon?

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  3. Obi-Wan Solo

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    Yes, yes, we should have a petition, but as they are 1/3 into the shoot perhaps it is too late for this episode I'm afraid...
    I'll have to disagree about the facial hair though. I prefer my princes to be facial hair-less, thank you very much. Adam's facial hair is usually very scruffy looking, like literally. I see the attraction on occasion, but actually it is the absence of facial hair that distinguishes Adam from Kylo/Ben for me...
    Sans helmet, sans shirt, big yeses to those, but also sans facial hair please.
     
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    Sometimes after a hard day in the office, you just need to hang with the SW girls and discuss/look at pictures of Kylo Ren's hair, lol.
     
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  5. FN-3263827

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    @Empire Jo, @Obi-Wan Solo :

    i gotta vote no on the facial hair too. not that i don't like it on Driver (i was honestly shocked he was clean-shaven in this since the only picture i ever saw of him before watching TFA was scruffied up). but i prefer like him clean as Ren Ben. maybe it's because he looks more like his father without it. also, it keeps him young.
     
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    Today incidentally I was catching up reading on the Will Kylo be Killed off or Redeemed thread on the Force.net SW forum (I'm sometimes a masochist) and I got so pissed off and depressed by the miopic views expressed by the regular posters (=Kylo Ren haters) there that I needed a breath of fresh air. And yes, talking about Kylo Ren's hair always does make one feel better. :)
    Yep. My thoughts and sentiments exactly!
    He was clean shaven at Cannes because he had just been in Ireland shooting literally the day before and was returning (literally one day later) to Ireland for more shooting for VIII. That's basically his Kylo Ren look...
     
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    I could not agree more.

    I want to share this joke, which i believe was used by Lieutenant Dopheld Mitaka?!?

    Kylo' Rens hair gets reconditioned more often than a rebellious snowman

    Haha.

    Snowman is a slang name for stormtrooper.
     
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    Sorry, but Anakin didn't grow a beard, and then he lost all his hair! :p
     
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    we are sorry to announce that Anakin Skywalker is hereby disqualified from future Force User Hair Olympics!

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    Oh my. Um. Would you like some aloe vera? Moisturizer? Rogaine? Barbecue sauce?
     
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    This is the best thread. Why am I just now seeing this?!
     
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    oh my God, the necrosis on this thing!
    but what hilarious memories (and everyone with their old names!) XD

    thanks for the walk down the lane, @tm0910196 !
     
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    Resurrecting old threads....it's what I do.... along with resurrecting Jedi from Sith dads and resurrecting dead Jedi Orders (and then getting moody and saying it's time for them to end).

    You're welcome, in other words.
     
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